Pegleg T's definitions

Paddy-Pants

When a Toe Headed Kid grows into a Brilliant, freakishly handsome man with quick wit, amazing taste in a wife and uncontrollable gas year round.

Paddy-Pants made every head turn at the Mall, we could not tell of they thought he was hot or heard him farting constantly.

by Pegleg T November 22, 2019

Boondocking

The same as “Docking” except your penises are coated in drawn butter and old bay.

Walter wanted to try boondocking so i had to melt some butter and find the old bay.

by Pegleg T May 22, 2019

Fishcamping

When three or more Hot Girls (often Lesbians) camp in a tent during a very hot summer night and indulge in carnal intimacy.

When the girls unzipped the tent it had obviously been a night of Fishcamping.

by Pegleg T May 26, 2019

Docksiding

Sex on a Boat within sight of marinas, restaurants, boat landings or public spaces. Similar to dogging but with a nautical twist.

While having lunch we saw a boat load of people Docksiding, it was kinda hot.

by Pegleg T May 26, 2019

Getting Bricked

Eating Far too much food while out on a date, so much as that neither are able to have sex. A Common occurrence at restaurants named “Bricks”.

We were so full after leaving bricks that we just laid there thinking about the sex we could have had, we enjoyed “getting Bricked”.

by Pegleg T May 28, 2019

Sheetlove

The rare psychological issue of chronically making your bed with numerous sets of sheets, particularly bottom fitted sheets that you can then pull one off as they get dirty. White Claw drinkers are particularly susceptible.

We watched as Kat put the third set of sheets on her bed, she obviously suffered from Sheetlove.

by Pegleg T October 2, 2019

Daynal

Having Anal Sex during the daylight hours, often with windows open and the sun on your back.

For some reason Jess would only say yes to Daynal, sadly the Cops came.

by Pegleg T January 19, 2020