Pegleg T's definitions

CoviHoe

CoviHoe is a person who offers their sexual services during viral outbreaks on exchange for toilet paper, hand sanitizer or cash for quarantine supplies.

She was such a CoviHoe she ate my ass for toilet paper, how ironic.

by Pegleg T March 25, 2020

Covidalingus

Covidalingus is a going down on a friend with the purpose of lessening COVID related stress often a sex partner you did not have before the pandemic.

She came over for a two hour Covidalingus session and left tired and stress free.

by Pegleg T March 25, 2020

Paddy-Pants

When a Toe Headed Kid grows into a Brilliant, freakishly handsome man with quick wit, amazing taste in a wife and uncontrollable gas year round.

Paddy-Pants made every head turn at the Mall, we could not tell of they thought he was hot or heard him farting constantly.

by Pegleg T November 22, 2019

Jigga Bump bump boo

When you and your peeps do a bump n grind while snorting a huge line naked.

Watching Dana do a Jigga Bump Bump Boo was amazing till she wanted Cheetos!

by Pegleg T October 28, 2019

Sheetlove

The rare psychological issue of chronically making your bed with numerous sets of sheets, particularly bottom fitted sheets that you can then pull one off as they get dirty. White Claw drinkers are particularly susceptible.

We watched as Kat put the third set of sheets on her bed, she obviously suffered from Sheetlove.

by Pegleg T October 2, 2019

Boondocking

The same as “Docking” except your penises are coated in drawn butter and old bay.

Walter wanted to try boondocking so i had to melt some butter and find the old bay.

by Pegleg T May 22, 2019

Daynal

Having Anal Sex during the daylight hours, often with windows open and the sun on your back.

For some reason Jess would only say yes to Daynal, sadly the Cops came.

by Pegleg T January 19, 2020