Definitions by Pegleg T

Waxing the Yukon 

“Waxing the Yukon” is a euphemism for shaving your vagina. Waxing equates to shaving, trimming, waxing or sugaring. The Yukon refers to the Y of your crotch and that the Yukon is hard to get to but beautiful when you do.

Jackie said she was “waxing the Yukon” and clogged the shower with “wax”.

Waxing the Yukon by Pegleg T October 28, 2020

Dick Nibblers 

Otherwise known as teeth, used to tell the recipient that you are actually doing something.

I told Kat to Brush her Dick Nibblers and be ready in 5 minutes.

Dick Nibblers by Pegleg T August 11, 2020

Covidalingus 

Covidalingus is a going down on a friend with the purpose of lessening COVID related stress often a sex partner you did not have before the pandemic.

She came over for a two hour Covidalingus session and left tired and stress free.

Covidalingus by Pegleg T March 25, 2020

CoviHoe 

CoviHoe is a person who offers their sexual services during viral outbreaks on exchange for toilet paper, hand sanitizer or cash for quarantine supplies.

She was such a CoviHoe she ate my ass for toilet paper, how ironic.

CoviHoe by Pegleg T March 25, 2020

Covanal (Co vanal) 

Covanal is when you have doggie style anal with a partner to avoid them coughing or sneezing on you during the COVID crisis. Variants include Masked Covanal, Tyvekcovanal and Reverse Cowgirl Covanal.

While having Covanal (Co vanal) the other night she coughed and contaminated the bed.

Covanal (Co vanal) by Pegleg T March 25, 2020

Daynal 

Having Anal Sex during the daylight hours, often with windows open and the sun on your back.

For some reason Jess would only say yes to Daynal, sadly the Cops came.

Daynal by Pegleg T January 19, 2020

Paddy-Pants 

When a Toe Headed Kid grows into a Brilliant, freakishly handsome man with quick wit, amazing taste in a wife and uncontrollable gas year round.

Paddy-Pants made every head turn at the Mall, we could not tell of they thought he was hot or heard him farting constantly.

Paddy-Pants by Pegleg T November 22, 2019