Peaseblossom85's definitions
1) Noun: A woman who was once one of the greatest singers, with one of the best voices of all time. Wife to an abusive bastard, who she doesn't have the sense to leave and doesn't seem to want to get back on her feet. She had the entire world at her fingertips and threw it all away for drugs and a pathetic excuse of a husband who has to hit & verbally abuse women to make himself feel like a "man."
2) Verb: the act of throwing everything away when one once had it all.
2) Verb: the act of throwing everything away when one once had it all.
Example:
That girl had looks, brains (once) and a voice that would make the angels jealous - then she just threw it all away for coke - she pulled a complete Whitney Houston.
That girl had looks, brains (once) and a voice that would make the angels jealous - then she just threw it all away for coke - she pulled a complete Whitney Houston.
by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006
Get the Whitney Houstonmug. Lara Croft, played by sexual deviant, Angelina Jolie, is the biggest Mary Sue in movies today, besides Uma Therman in the Kill Bill movies.
Person #1: Did you see that scene where Lara Croft gives the shark an imperiously disdainful look and then punches it in the noes?
Person #2: Yep *bored voice* it was one of her stellar Mary Sue moments.
Person #2: Yep *bored voice* it was one of her stellar Mary Sue moments.
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
Get the Lara Croftmug. 1.) A group of people who claim to love Super Junior, but don't accept the whole Super Junior Family. Super Junior was originally a 13-member South Korean boy band of mass popularity. SM Entertainment tried to introduce 17-year-old Chinese-Canadian Henry Lau as the 14th member, but because a large amount of Korean fans went apeshit SM had to backtrack, and claim that Henry was never a part of the original group, and only going to be a part of a sub-group, SJM along with Zhou Mi.
These people that say they only support the original 13 are also know for ridiculing, criticizing, booing off the stage, and sending death threats to the additional two members.
Only13-ers accept and reject information at will, and completely ignore the fact that the rest of Super Junior love and accept Henry and Zhou Mi. The numerous times various members say that they don't accept fans that bash their fellow members also seems to fall of deaf ears.
2.) People who are just plain illogical, and won't listen when even their favorite member of the group tells them to STFU and GTFO if they're going to bash Henry or Zhou Mi.
3.) People who have no respect for human emotions because they have no basic human decency.
4.) People who support something that doesn't even exist anymore, since one member, Hangeng, left the group completely to pursue his own career.
These people that say they only support the original 13 are also know for ridiculing, criticizing, booing off the stage, and sending death threats to the additional two members.
Only13-ers accept and reject information at will, and completely ignore the fact that the rest of Super Junior love and accept Henry and Zhou Mi. The numerous times various members say that they don't accept fans that bash their fellow members also seems to fall of deaf ears.
2.) People who are just plain illogical, and won't listen when even their favorite member of the group tells them to STFU and GTFO if they're going to bash Henry or Zhou Mi.
3.) People who have no respect for human emotions because they have no basic human decency.
4.) People who support something that doesn't even exist anymore, since one member, Hangeng, left the group completely to pursue his own career.
Ex. #1:
Only13 Person: I hate Henry and Zhou Mi! I wish they would die! there are only 13 members of Super Junior. Heechul-Oppa, I love you!
Kim Heechul: I don't accept the people who bash my members! The fans who try to hurt my friends aren't my real fans!
Ex. #2:
Only13 People *chanting*: We will protect Super Junior! Only 13! Only 13! Only -
Siwon: BE QUIET!!!!
Only13 Person: I hate Henry and Zhou Mi! I wish they would die! there are only 13 members of Super Junior. Heechul-Oppa, I love you!
Kim Heechul: I don't accept the people who bash my members! The fans who try to hurt my friends aren't my real fans!
Ex. #2:
Only13 People *chanting*: We will protect Super Junior! Only 13! Only 13! Only -
Siwon: BE QUIET!!!!
by Peaseblossom85 August 7, 2011
Get the Only13mug. A Definition Troll is someone who comes to the Urban Dictionary and posts ass-backwards "definitions" in attempt to piss people off and start as many Def. Wars as they possably can. A Def. Troll lives a parasidic life, much like the UD Perv and simply has allot of time on their hands. Usefull for nothing other than Trolling the Urban Dictionary and try to get a rise out of people they'll never meet in real life.
A Definition Some Def. Troll Recently Submitted:
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Rape:
When a woman gets what she deserves
Hilarious when a man gets rapes
even funnier when they are chuldren
Joe: Hey did you hear that Jane got raped
Jim: heay that was me
Joe: haha good job
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Apparently, Def. Trolls know nothing about punctuation, spelling or grammar.
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Rape:
When a woman gets what she deserves
Hilarious when a man gets rapes
even funnier when they are chuldren
Joe: Hey did you hear that Jane got raped
Jim: heay that was me
Joe: haha good job
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Apparently, Def. Trolls know nothing about punctuation, spelling or grammar.
by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006
Get the Def. Trollmug. When an Encyclopedia Dramatica Editor's mouse-clicking finger gets worn and tired at the joints from rejecting all of those stupid "definitions" people submit repeatedly, over and over again, about absolutely nothing of importance or relevance to the Internet. Like, at all. One may get Clicker's Wear by deleting all of the lame posts concerning the person's:
- friends
- enemies
- girlfriends
- themselves
- people no one knows besides the "definition" submitter themselves.
- friends
- enemies
- girlfriends
- themselves
- people no one knows besides the "definition" submitter themselves.
UD Editor: Damn! I've got Clicker's Wear after rejecting all of those stuped, useless definitions about "Chaz" who ever the hell that person is.
by Peaseblossom85 July 18, 2006
Get the Clicker's Wearmug. Tootsitramp is one of the four founders/houses in a Suethor's rendition of Hogwarts. When a Suethor creates a 14 year old sex goddess that makes every boy want her and every girl supremely jealous of her, that damned Suethor has created a Tootsitramp. If you're a boy, you want her. If you're a girl, you envy her with every fiber of your being until it comsumes you and you lash out at her for being so pretty...and if you're Hermione, Tootsitramp will beat you at any and all academics. This special breed of Mary Sue is most commonly known for turning every character in the HP fandom completely OOC (Out Of Character). Common Tootsitramp names are Candy, Candy, Mandy, Bridgette, Bella, Britney and Kristie.
Tootsitramp Sue: Oh, professor!
Professor Snape: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STUDY, YOU IMPUDENT MARY SUE! CRUCIO, CRUCIO, CRUCIO!!!
Professor Snape: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STUDY, YOU IMPUDENT MARY SUE! CRUCIO, CRUCIO, CRUCIO!!!
by Peaseblossom85 July 16, 2006
Get the Tootsitrampmug. A Sad Little Woman-Hater is a male Urban Dictionary user who makes up definitions that insult, put down and abuse woman in their "definitions" of implausable, made-up sexual acts. Usually involving violence and insults, these men are ALWAYS one of the following:
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A Sad Little Woman-Hater is usually bitter, spitefull and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast ammount of rejection they get. In a typecally testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting rediculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the Sad Little Woman-Haters themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spitefull, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A Sad Little Woman-Hater is usually bitter, spitefull and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast ammount of rejection they get. In a typecally testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting rediculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the Sad Little Woman-Haters themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spitefull, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
A Sad Little Woman-Hater will submit something allong the following definitions:
(Note: All of these have realy been submitted to the Urban Dictionary)
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DUMPSTER DUNK:
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
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pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
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J poke
To penetrate the spincter of a chunky, dirty, emo girl with one's pongo (refer to the definition of pongo)
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Back baps:
The phenomina of a woman being so fat, they have developed breasts on their shoulder blades.
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* The Sad Little Woman-Hater who submitted "pissed off pirate"is likely to be both a bitter virgin and a bitter gay man, obviously knowing nothing about woman-kind.
(Note: All of these have realy been submitted to the Urban Dictionary)
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DUMPSTER DUNK:
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
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pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
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J poke
To penetrate the spincter of a chunky, dirty, emo girl with one's pongo (refer to the definition of pongo)
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Back baps:
The phenomina of a woman being so fat, they have developed breasts on their shoulder blades.
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* The Sad Little Woman-Hater who submitted "pissed off pirate"is likely to be both a bitter virgin and a bitter gay man, obviously knowing nothing about woman-kind.
by Peaseblossom85 September 8, 2008
Get the Sad Little Woman-Hatermug.