A girl with The Alpha-Bitch Facade is a girl who acts like a bad-ass Online, when, realy, she's a sad little mouse in real life. She creates the illusion of being straight-foreword, brutally "honest", bitchy, snarky, fourth-right and having a take-no-prisoners kind of attitude towards anyone and everyone they don't like or agree with. Basically, she creates an Online personality that is nothing like herself in real life. Any girl using this rediculous front tends to use icons that depict aggressiveness in herself, like using the words "Alpha-Bitch" in said icons. Here is a list of REAL charictaristics a chick may have when she's put up The Alpha-Bitch Facade:
- was picked on in school.
- Continues to be bitter about being picked on in school, even though it was 10-20 years ago.
- Is easily embarrassed and therefore has allot of pent-up frustrations from ages ago.
- Tends to be chubby or all-out fat; but if they lost weight, they'll either make fun of people who still are fat or deny that they ever were fat, or both.
- Tend to be "hard core" feminists.
- Despite being a feminist, this chick seems to think all other women are either stupid or weak.
- Are sometimes accute Britishism Whores, acting allot more worldly than they actually are.
- Refuses to admit they're wrong and seem to believe everyone wants to know their opinion.
- Want to be like the character they created online, but simply don't have the balls.
- Are actually cowards.
A girl with The Alpha-Bitch Facade claims allot of shit in their Live Journals: they claim they're tougher than they really are and more oftin than not, what ever they claim they SAID in any given situation, they only THOUGHT.
If caught being a hypocrite, a girl like this will say something like, "Hey, I already admitted I'm a hypocrite and a bitch, get over it!" As if this excuses the fact that she's a hypocrite and a bitch. They tend to believe that, if they said it first, they have lisence to be that way and no one can call them on it.
Basically:
Online = pissy, assertive, confident bitch.
Real World = sniveling, bitter coward.
Any chick with The Alpha-Bitch Facade would probably - no - she would definitely shit herself if she met a person on the street that she mouthed-off to Online.
- was picked on in school.
- Continues to be bitter about being picked on in school, even though it was 10-20 years ago.
- Is easily embarrassed and therefore has allot of pent-up frustrations from ages ago.
- Tends to be chubby or all-out fat; but if they lost weight, they'll either make fun of people who still are fat or deny that they ever were fat, or both.
- Tend to be "hard core" feminists.
- Despite being a feminist, this chick seems to think all other women are either stupid or weak.
- Are sometimes accute Britishism Whores, acting allot more worldly than they actually are.
- Refuses to admit they're wrong and seem to believe everyone wants to know their opinion.
- Want to be like the character they created online, but simply don't have the balls.
- Are actually cowards.
A girl with The Alpha-Bitch Facade claims allot of shit in their Live Journals: they claim they're tougher than they really are and more oftin than not, what ever they claim they SAID in any given situation, they only THOUGHT.
If caught being a hypocrite, a girl like this will say something like, "Hey, I already admitted I'm a hypocrite and a bitch, get over it!" As if this excuses the fact that she's a hypocrite and a bitch. They tend to believe that, if they said it first, they have lisence to be that way and no one can call them on it.
Basically:
Online = pissy, assertive, confident bitch.
Real World = sniveling, bitter coward.
Any chick with The Alpha-Bitch Facade would probably - no - she would definitely shit herself if she met a person on the street that she mouthed-off to Online.
Girl with The Alpha-Bitch-Facade: look, it's like this... my dog is fine most of the time, but won't tollerate other bitches on her turf. I'm the same way: I can tollerate most other women, but if another alpha female comes around, I'll rip her face off. So get out of the way you slow fat bitch!!!!
Real Person: oh, shut the fuck up, you stupid hypocrite; everyone knows you're just some bitter Trekkie. You're using The Alpha-Bitch Facade to make people think you're actually worth a shit.
Alpha-Bitch Facade: I'll say whatever the fuck I want! If I saw you on the street, I'd beat the shit out of you!
Real Person: you're in luck! I happen to know where you work and I'll be more than willing to drop by this evening and meet you in the parking lot....
Alpha-Bitch Facade:
*blubbers uncontrollably before quitting her job and moving*
Real Person: oh, shut the fuck up, you stupid hypocrite; everyone knows you're just some bitter Trekkie. You're using The Alpha-Bitch Facade to make people think you're actually worth a shit.
Alpha-Bitch Facade: I'll say whatever the fuck I want! If I saw you on the street, I'd beat the shit out of you!
Real Person: you're in luck! I happen to know where you work and I'll be more than willing to drop by this evening and meet you in the parking lot....
Alpha-Bitch Facade:
*blubbers uncontrollably before quitting her job and moving*
by Peaseblossom85 September 21, 2008
A Glib Charm Suzie is a girl who acts normal around her girl friends and family but starts laying on the "charm" when a boy comes allong. Like someone with a split personality, a Glib Charm Suzie goes from normal girl to a Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan, hyper-active flirt who is so achingly fake, her friends are embarrassed to be around her. She flips her hair, she sticks out her chest and laughs shrilly at the boy's slightest hint of humor while her friends look on, knowing full well she is acting fake to Paris Hilton Proportions.
Boy: Hey, what's kickin chicken?
Glib Charm Suzie: HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA! *squeals & flips hair* Oooooh, you're the funniest person I've ever met!!!! *Hyina laugh* *sticks out chest* So I heard you're going to the Internet Caffe later on? I'll be there to! *waits for him to give her his e-mail adress*
GCS's Friend: (Thinks) holy shit, when does she ever use her e-mail? And what the hell is with the chest thing? I can't believe I've got a huge Glib Charm Suzie as a friend!
Boy: This girl totaly wants me!
Glib Charm Suzie: HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA! *squeals & flips hair* Oooooh, you're the funniest person I've ever met!!!! *Hyina laugh* *sticks out chest* So I heard you're going to the Internet Caffe later on? I'll be there to! *waits for him to give her his e-mail adress*
GCS's Friend: (Thinks) holy shit, when does she ever use her e-mail? And what the hell is with the chest thing? I can't believe I've got a huge Glib Charm Suzie as a friend!
Boy: This girl totaly wants me!
by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006
Anna Wintour is a shriveled, little woman who put herself into power of the American Vogue magazine. Known for her severe bob-cut as well as her severe attitude towards anything and everything besides herself, she is the inspiration for the best selling novle, "The Devil Wears Pradda."
Boasting a skelital size zero, Anna Wintour despizes anyone who's over a size 4, doesn't wear 6 inch stilettos or doesn't agree with her skewered sense of fashion/beauty, including, but not limmited to, copious ammounts of furs and animal skins, rediculously high-heeled shoes and starved, shrunken models who look like they've been on a week long cocaine binge.
Boasting a skelital size zero, Anna Wintour despizes anyone who's over a size 4, doesn't wear 6 inch stilettos or doesn't agree with her skewered sense of fashion/beauty, including, but not limmited to, copious ammounts of furs and animal skins, rediculously high-heeled shoes and starved, shrunken models who look like they've been on a week long cocaine binge.
Person #1: did you see that Anna Wintour woman get pelted with a tofu pie? She deserves it for being such a bitch, don't you think?
Person #2: who the hell is Anna Wintour?
Person #2: who the hell is Anna Wintour?
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
A sociopath is mainly identified by there being something very wrong with a person's conscious. They either 1) have a conscious with "holes" in it, 2)they don't seem to have one at all or 3) they are able to completely neutralize their sense of conscious into a perspective that they aren't doing anything wrong.
One thing is for sure: Sociopaths only care about themselves and only see themselves as being "real" or truely human. Everybody and everything outside of themselves are twisted in their mind into mere objects to be used to achieve personal fulfillment.
A sociopath oftin believes that they are doing nothing wrong or doing something greatly good, due to their egocentricity and grandiose sense of self-worth. They will cold-bloodedly take what they want and do as they please at any expense of anyone in their lives; predators who satisfy their lust for power and control through superficial charm, manipulation, intimidation, and violence.
There seems to be a difference between the made sociopath (one who's lived a life with a childhood that pushed them into the mind state of a sociopath) and the "true" sociopath (one who is born a sociopath.)
- Common Sociopath: simple lack of conscious.
- Alienated Sociopath: an inability to love or recieve love.
- Aggressive Sociopath: a consistent saddistic streak.
- Dyssocial Sociopath: an ability to abide by GANG rules, as long as these rules are the WRING rules.
A list of common (but not limmited-to) sociopathic traits and charictaristics:
Egocentricity, callousness, lack of impulse control, exaggerated sexuality, great boasting, inability to resist temptation, a lowly attitude toward the opposite sex, a lack of intirest in bonding with a mate, siblings or their own children. Superficial and glib charm, need for stimulation and continuous praise, lack of remorse, guilt, empathy and behavioral controls. Juvinile delinquency, criminal versatility, many short-term relationships and sometimes a God-like grandiose sense of self worth. It all begins and ends with that person's defect of conscious.
Something like the Vulcans in Star Trek a sociopath's reasoning can't seem to handle any mixing of their cognition and emotions. Apparently, some of the more prominant psycologists believe it only takes THREE of the above to be defined as a sociopath.
One thing is for sure: Sociopaths only care about themselves and only see themselves as being "real" or truely human. Everybody and everything outside of themselves are twisted in their mind into mere objects to be used to achieve personal fulfillment.
A sociopath oftin believes that they are doing nothing wrong or doing something greatly good, due to their egocentricity and grandiose sense of self-worth. They will cold-bloodedly take what they want and do as they please at any expense of anyone in their lives; predators who satisfy their lust for power and control through superficial charm, manipulation, intimidation, and violence.
There seems to be a difference between the made sociopath (one who's lived a life with a childhood that pushed them into the mind state of a sociopath) and the "true" sociopath (one who is born a sociopath.)
- Common Sociopath: simple lack of conscious.
- Alienated Sociopath: an inability to love or recieve love.
- Aggressive Sociopath: a consistent saddistic streak.
- Dyssocial Sociopath: an ability to abide by GANG rules, as long as these rules are the WRING rules.
A list of common (but not limmited-to) sociopathic traits and charictaristics:
Egocentricity, callousness, lack of impulse control, exaggerated sexuality, great boasting, inability to resist temptation, a lowly attitude toward the opposite sex, a lack of intirest in bonding with a mate, siblings or their own children. Superficial and glib charm, need for stimulation and continuous praise, lack of remorse, guilt, empathy and behavioral controls. Juvinile delinquency, criminal versatility, many short-term relationships and sometimes a God-like grandiose sense of self worth. It all begins and ends with that person's defect of conscious.
Something like the Vulcans in Star Trek a sociopath's reasoning can't seem to handle any mixing of their cognition and emotions. Apparently, some of the more prominant psycologists believe it only takes THREE of the above to be defined as a sociopath.
A true Sociopath is rare and ever more rare is a woman who is a sociopath. Some rather well known sociopaths are Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, Marcas Wesson and Scot Peterson.
Some fictional sociopaths are Kevin (Sin City) and Lisa (Girl, Interrupted)
Some fictional sociopaths are Kevin (Sin City) and Lisa (Girl, Interrupted)
by Peaseblossom85 September 06, 2008
Colin Farrell, Cillian Murphy and Jonathan Rhys Meyers. A sandwich most satesfying....
Need I say more?
A twist on The Irish Sandwich is The Irish Sandwich with Canadian Bacon: Colin Farrell, Cillian Murphy, JRM and Hayden Christensen.
Need I say more?
A twist on The Irish Sandwich is The Irish Sandwich with Canadian Bacon: Colin Farrell, Cillian Murphy, JRM and Hayden Christensen.
There is an extreme shortage of the Irish Sandwich in our world....
That's why the Gods created Fannon!
FanGirl #1 "One Irish Sandwich, coming up -"
FanGirl #2 "Oy! Add a slice of Canadian Bacon, will ya?"
That's why the Gods created Fannon!
FanGirl #1 "One Irish Sandwich, coming up -"
FanGirl #2 "Oy! Add a slice of Canadian Bacon, will ya?"
by Peaseblossom85 September 07, 2008
The term Paris Hilton Proportions is used to describe how hugely fake a girl is.
1)Dyed hair, fake-n-bake tan, slut's clothes, colored contacts, spends more than her parents can afford.
2)When a girl has no identity of her own and must act like whoever she is around to desperately try and fit in.
3) when a girl is so inexcusably fake around boys, her friends are embarrassed to be around her.
1)Dyed hair, fake-n-bake tan, slut's clothes, colored contacts, spends more than her parents can afford.
2)When a girl has no identity of her own and must act like whoever she is around to desperately try and fit in.
3) when a girl is so inexcusably fake around boys, her friends are embarrassed to be around her.
PHP Girl: Yeah, lyke, I SO shop at Gucci all the time! *flips hair* I live in Beverly Hills, yeah, lyke, Penelope Cruz and her boy friend Matt are my neighbors!
Normal Person: Jesus, this girl is fake to Paris Hilton Proportions!
Normal Person: Jesus, this girl is fake to Paris Hilton Proportions!
by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006
One of the four founders/houses of Snogwarts, the Mary Sue version of Hogwarts, dedicated to the four main categories Mary Sues fall into when a Suethor (literally, a Mary Sue Author) writed fanfic in the Harry Potter fandom.
Any OC (original character) who is bright, chipper, happy, bubbly, beautiful (blonde) and has a porn star body with a 5 year old girl's "innosence" falls into the house of Sparkleypoo. She is smarter than Hermione, but quite humble about it, the love intirest of ebery boy at Hogwarts and will make professor Snape so OOC, readers want to either stab their eyes out or try to reach through the screen to kill the Mary Sue as painfully as possable. Her patronus and her animagus are either a unicorn or a rainbow pegasus and she kills all of the cannon in any HP story. Common Sparkleypoo names: Serena, Selena, Krystall, Rose Potter or Sapphire.
Any OC (original character) who is bright, chipper, happy, bubbly, beautiful (blonde) and has a porn star body with a 5 year old girl's "innosence" falls into the house of Sparkleypoo. She is smarter than Hermione, but quite humble about it, the love intirest of ebery boy at Hogwarts and will make professor Snape so OOC, readers want to either stab their eyes out or try to reach through the screen to kill the Mary Sue as painfully as possable. Her patronus and her animagus are either a unicorn or a rainbow pegasus and she kills all of the cannon in any HP story. Common Sparkleypoo names: Serena, Selena, Krystall, Rose Potter or Sapphire.
Mary Sue: Hello! My name is Strawberry Vanilla CocoabutterLove! I'm a slut but I'm so sweet!
Sorting Hat: SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
Mary Sue: Tee hee!
Sorting Hat: SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
Mary Sue: Tee hee!
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006