Peaseblossom85's definitions
Any who doesn't live in England who constantly tosses common Britishisms into their chat, Live Journal, comments, ect. in an attempt to make themselves appear more worldly than they actually are. In other words, ANY American who uses the words arse, bollocks, wanker or snarky when they've never set foot outside of their beloved Wisconsin/New Jersey, much less the United States.
A Britishism whore will oftin write in their LJ about the ROW they had with one of their ex-MATES when she requested the font on her LJ be more readable, "...but she just couldn't be ARSED to change it! She is, FULL STOP, a stupid RUDDY COW! Urh, puts me into a RIGHT SNARKY mood!"
Potter Heads, LOTR fans, the occasional Emo kid, a great deal of Mods and a surprising number of self-proclaimed "Grammar Nazis" are guilty of being blatant Britishism Whores. This special breed of whore incites allot of amusement from those who can see right through them (everyone.)
A Britishism whore will oftin write in their LJ about the ROW they had with one of their ex-MATES when she requested the font on her LJ be more readable, "...but she just couldn't be ARSED to change it! She is, FULL STOP, a stupid RUDDY COW! Urh, puts me into a RIGHT SNARKY mood!"
Potter Heads, LOTR fans, the occasional Emo kid, a great deal of Mods and a surprising number of self-proclaimed "Grammar Nazis" are guilty of being blatant Britishism Whores. This special breed of whore incites allot of amusement from those who can see right through them (everyone.)
Riboflavin went secretly apeshit over the term Britishism Whore and promptly deleted it, because it was too revealing of her true whore-y self.
Riboflavin: this article is shit! *stamps foot* I said it was shit and it still is! Waaaaah! I'm gonna go WANK in my little Internet corner! * wangst wangst wangst*
Zuniga: Er...yeah...
Riboflavin: this article is shit! *stamps foot* I said it was shit and it still is! Waaaaah! I'm gonna go WANK in my little Internet corner! * wangst wangst wangst*
Zuniga: Er...yeah...
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
Get the Britishism Whoremug. Emma "Twatson" is one of the more vulgar nick names a person dubs one British "actress" Emma Watson. Usually, only the most hateful of anti-Emma Watson persons are liable to use this name.
Anti-Emma #1: Urgh, look it's that one what's-her-bimbo on TV. What's hername? Ellen Dotson? Emma Twatson?
Anti-Emma #2: Yeah, the later of the two....
Rabid Fan Girl: OMG!!!!11! Yur al sooooo jealouzof hur! Emmaz teh prettiest, hottest gurl evah! Eleventy!One!!! Lyk OMG!!!
Anti-Emmas in unison: STFU
Anti-Emma #2: Yeah, the later of the two....
Rabid Fan Girl: OMG!!!!11! Yur al sooooo jealouzof hur! Emmaz teh prettiest, hottest gurl evah! Eleventy!One!!! Lyk OMG!!!
Anti-Emmas in unison: STFU
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
Get the Emma Twatsonmug. A Name-Dropper is someone who drops a name in one of two ways:
1) They INSISTS that this person is the coolest, sexiest, most kick-ass "motha-fuckah evah!" Claim that this person is the hottest, baddest bitch/dude and not to mess with them.
2) They INSIST that this person is a complete "douche-ass-faggot!" who sucks dick at (insert some stupid computer/video game name)and can never get a girl and can't even get a grandma/faggot to fuck them. If it's a girl, she's a slut. If it's a guy, he's a fag. Period.
If the Name-Dropper described how stupid and faggoty the person is or how skanky and slutty the person is, the name they're dropping is usually someone the Name-Dropper hates/is jealous of and wants everyone to know that they're jealous.
If the Name-Dropper showers the person with praise and lavish compliments, teling people how kick ass that person is and to "watch out" for this "bad azz", the person this Name-Dropper describes is more likely than not, the Name-Dropper THEMSELVES. Ane they want EVERYONE to know what KOOL BEAUTIFUL/HOT CHICKAS/DUDES THEY ARE.... while trying to be discreet and hide how vain and stupid they are.
1) They INSISTS that this person is the coolest, sexiest, most kick-ass "motha-fuckah evah!" Claim that this person is the hottest, baddest bitch/dude and not to mess with them.
2) They INSIST that this person is a complete "douche-ass-faggot!" who sucks dick at (insert some stupid computer/video game name)and can never get a girl and can't even get a grandma/faggot to fuck them. If it's a girl, she's a slut. If it's a guy, he's a fag. Period.
If the Name-Dropper described how stupid and faggoty the person is or how skanky and slutty the person is, the name they're dropping is usually someone the Name-Dropper hates/is jealous of and wants everyone to know that they're jealous.
If the Name-Dropper showers the person with praise and lavish compliments, teling people how kick ass that person is and to "watch out" for this "bad azz", the person this Name-Dropper describes is more likely than not, the Name-Dropper THEMSELVES. Ane they want EVERYONE to know what KOOL BEAUTIFUL/HOT CHICKAS/DUDES THEY ARE.... while trying to be discreet and hide how vain and stupid they are.
Name-Dropper: Lizza is the coolest, sexiest, most beautiful girl evah! Shes the SHIT, so all you fuckers bettah watch out or she'll -
Normal Person: Oh, shut up, Name-Dropper! we all know you're "Lizza" and the only one who thinks you're cool is YOU!
Name-Dropper: Lyke, OMG! STFU, I'm nut Lizza, Im hur friend, n' Lizza is the coolest chicka evah! She'll kick ur azz, so -
Normal Person: *fires cannon at the Name-Dropping idiot*
Normal Person: Oh, shut up, Name-Dropper! we all know you're "Lizza" and the only one who thinks you're cool is YOU!
Name-Dropper: Lyke, OMG! STFU, I'm nut Lizza, Im hur friend, n' Lizza is the coolest chicka evah! She'll kick ur azz, so -
Normal Person: *fires cannon at the Name-Dropping idiot*
by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006
Get the Name-Droppermug. ElAstin is a merging of the names Elijah and Astin, reffering to the actors Elijah Wood and Sean Astin, who stared in the Lord Of The Rings Trillogy. ElAstin is used when referring to slash fanfic involving these two people and/or chatacters that they have played in movies.
Disclaimer: I do not own these people or their characters.
WARNING: Any and all ElAstin fanfiction is just that: FICTION! We do not pretend to know what goes on in these actors lives and no harm is meant by what is written here.
WARNING: Any and all ElAstin fanfiction is just that: FICTION! We do not pretend to know what goes on in these actors lives and no harm is meant by what is written here.
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
Get the ElAstinmug. One of the four founders/houses of Snogwarts, a Mary Sue variant of Hogwarts of the Harry Potter fandom. Suethors usually dreate a Bitchiwitch Sue when they've got a chip on their shoulder, because this Oringinal Charachter sure as hell does. A Bitchiwitch Sue is usually in Slytherin, is a misunderstood Goth/Emo, listens to an "enchanted" CD player, bitches at people and has a terrible attitude, yet manages to get every boy at Hogwarts to want to get into her little black bondage pants. Bitchiwitch is one of the most annoying charachters a Suthor can write: Bitchiwitch Sues are mean, hatefull and are generally ass holse who, in a cannon story, would get the crap beaten out of them for being such a jerk. Common Bitchiwitch names are Ravyn, Katrina, Kat, Ashlee/Ashleigh and even, *snort* Belladonna.
Bitchiwitch Sue: Hey, fuck you and your stupid rules, Snape! You can't tell me what to do in your own class room! I'll wear what I want and I'll be pissed if I want because my parents died and I'm Emo and angsty and depressed and sa-
Readers, the class & Snape in unison:
!!!!AVADA KEDAVERA!!!!
Readers, the class & Snape in unison:
!!!!AVADA KEDAVERA!!!!
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
Get the Bitchiwitchmug. Anyone who doesn't live in England who constantly tosses common Britishisms into their chat, Live Journal, comments ect. in attempt to make themselves appear much more worldly than they actually are. ANY American who uses the words bollocks, wanker, arse, snarky and ruddy when they've never set foot outside of their beloved Wisconsin/New Jersey, much less the United States. A Britishism Whore will more likly than not write in their LJ about the ROW they had with one of their ex MATES when she requested a change in the foremat to something more readable, "...but the RUDDY COW couldn't be ARSED to do it! She was being a RUDDY COW, FULL STOP!!!"
Potter Heads, Lord Of The Rings fans, some stray Emo kids and a surprising amount of Mods are guilty of being Britishism Whores. This special breed of whore incites allot of ammusement from those who can see right through them (everyone).
Potter Heads, Lord Of The Rings fans, some stray Emo kids and a surprising amount of Mods are guilty of being Britishism Whores. This special breed of whore incites allot of ammusement from those who can see right through them (everyone).
Raboflavin went apeshit over the use of "Britishism Whore" and promptly deleted it because it was too revealing of her true whore-y identity.
Riboflavin: this article is shit! I said it was shit and it still is! *stamps foot* Waahhh!I'm gonna go WANK in the corner! *wangst wangst wangst*
Zuniga: Er...yeahhh...
Riboflavin: this article is shit! I said it was shit and it still is! *stamps foot* Waahhh!I'm gonna go WANK in the corner! *wangst wangst wangst*
Zuniga: Er...yeahhh...
by Peaseblossom85 September 6, 2008
Get the Britishism Whoremug. A Glib Charm Suzie is a girl who acts normal around her girl friends and family but starts laying on the "charm" when a boy comes allong. Like someone with a split personality, a Glib Charm Suzie goes from normal girl to a Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan, hyper-active flirt who is so achingly fake, her friends are embarrassed to be around her. She flips her hair, she sticks out her chest and laughs shrilly at the boy's slightest hint of humor while her friends look on, knowing full well she is acting fake to Paris Hilton Proportions.
Boy: Hey, what's kickin chicken?
Glib Charm Suzie: HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA! *squeals & flips hair* Oooooh, you're the funniest person I've ever met!!!! *Hyina laugh* *sticks out chest* So I heard you're going to the Internet Caffe later on? I'll be there to! *waits for him to give her his e-mail adress*
GCS's Friend: (Thinks) holy shit, when does she ever use her e-mail? And what the hell is with the chest thing? I can't believe I've got a huge Glib Charm Suzie as a friend!
Boy: This girl totaly wants me!
Glib Charm Suzie: HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA! *squeals & flips hair* Oooooh, you're the funniest person I've ever met!!!! *Hyina laugh* *sticks out chest* So I heard you're going to the Internet Caffe later on? I'll be there to! *waits for him to give her his e-mail adress*
GCS's Friend: (Thinks) holy shit, when does she ever use her e-mail? And what the hell is with the chest thing? I can't believe I've got a huge Glib Charm Suzie as a friend!
Boy: This girl totaly wants me!
by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006
Get the Glib Charm Suziemug.