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Lara Croft, played by sexual deviant, Angelina Jolie, is the biggest Mary Sue in movies today, besides Uma Therman in the Kill Bill movies.
Person #1: Did you see that scene where Lara Croft gives the shark an imperiously disdainful look and then punches it in the noes?
Person #2: Yep *bored voice* it was one of her stellar Mary Sue moments.
Person #2: Yep *bored voice* it was one of her stellar Mary Sue moments.
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
Get the Lara Croft mug.Any who doesn't live in England who constantly tosses common Britishisms into their chat, Live Journal, comments, ect. in an attempt to make themselves appear more worldly than they actually are. In other words, ANY American who uses the words arse, bollocks, wanker or snarky when they've never set foot outside of their beloved Wisconsin/New Jersey, much less the United States.
A Britishism whore will oftin write in their LJ about the ROW they had with one of their ex-MATES when she requested the font on her LJ be more readable, "...but she just couldn't be ARSED to change it! She is, FULL STOP, a stupid RUDDY COW! Urh, puts me into a RIGHT SNARKY mood!"
Potter Heads, LOTR fans, the occasional Emo kid, a great deal of Mods and a surprising number of self-proclaimed "Grammar Nazis" are guilty of being blatant Britishism Whores. This special breed of whore incites allot of amusement from those who can see right through them (everyone.)
A Britishism whore will oftin write in their LJ about the ROW they had with one of their ex-MATES when she requested the font on her LJ be more readable, "...but she just couldn't be ARSED to change it! She is, FULL STOP, a stupid RUDDY COW! Urh, puts me into a RIGHT SNARKY mood!"
Potter Heads, LOTR fans, the occasional Emo kid, a great deal of Mods and a surprising number of self-proclaimed "Grammar Nazis" are guilty of being blatant Britishism Whores. This special breed of whore incites allot of amusement from those who can see right through them (everyone.)
Riboflavin went secretly apeshit over the term Britishism Whore and promptly deleted it, because it was too revealing of her true whore-y self.
Riboflavin: this article is shit! *stamps foot* I said it was shit and it still is! Waaaaah! I'm gonna go WANK in my little Internet corner! * wangst wangst wangst*
Zuniga: Er...yeah...
Riboflavin: this article is shit! *stamps foot* I said it was shit and it still is! Waaaaah! I'm gonna go WANK in my little Internet corner! * wangst wangst wangst*
Zuniga: Er...yeah...
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
Get the Britishism Whore mug.Definition Wars. When two or more people get into a fight by submitting definitions, going back and fourth as to weather the subject is good or bad. This stupidity oftin occurs surrounding the following:
- Someone nobody knows and nobody cares about(besides the people involved)
- Some nearly non-existant town (known only to the people involved)
- Two rivaling schools that no one's ever heard of (somewhere in the middle of butt-fucking NOWHERE Wisconsin).
- Someone nobody knows and nobody cares about(besides the people involved)
- Some nearly non-existant town (known only to the people involved)
- Two rivaling schools that no one's ever heard of (somewhere in the middle of butt-fucking NOWHERE Wisconsin).
Def. Wars oftin go something like this:
Idiot #1: Kristin is the sexiest, hottest chicka evah!!!11 She'z the shit and she's cool and she's hot!!!
Idiot #2: Kristin is a filthy whore who be alwayz spreadn't hur legz n shit! Kristin needs to die from an STD
Idiot #3: I'm gonna kill the person who posted the thing about my gurrl.
Idiot #1: Kristin is the most beautoful, cute girl who know more than ypu ever will!
Idiot #2: Kristin is a filthy skank, period.
Idiot #3: OMGWTFBBQ!!!! Lyke!!!1
Idiot #1: Kristin is the sexiest, hottest chicka evah!!!11 She'z the shit and she's cool and she's hot!!!
Idiot #2: Kristin is a filthy whore who be alwayz spreadn't hur legz n shit! Kristin needs to die from an STD
Idiot #3: I'm gonna kill the person who posted the thing about my gurrl.
Idiot #1: Kristin is the most beautoful, cute girl who know more than ypu ever will!
Idiot #2: Kristin is a filthy skank, period.
Idiot #3: OMGWTFBBQ!!!! Lyke!!!1
by Peaseblossom85 September 7, 2008
Get the Def. Wars mug.The term Paris Hilton Proportions is used to describe how hugely fake a girl is.
1)Dyed hair, fake-n-bake tan, slut's clothes, colored contacts, spends more than her parents can afford.
2)When a girl has no identity of her own and must act like whoever she is around to desperately try and fit in.
3) when a girl is so inexcusably fake around boys, her friends are embarrassed to be around her.
1)Dyed hair, fake-n-bake tan, slut's clothes, colored contacts, spends more than her parents can afford.
2)When a girl has no identity of her own and must act like whoever she is around to desperately try and fit in.
3) when a girl is so inexcusably fake around boys, her friends are embarrassed to be around her.
PHP Girl: Yeah, lyke, I SO shop at Gucci all the time! *flips hair* I live in Beverly Hills, yeah, lyke, Penelope Cruz and her boy friend Matt are my neighbors!
Normal Person: Jesus, this girl is fake to Paris Hilton Proportions!
Normal Person: Jesus, this girl is fake to Paris Hilton Proportions!
by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006
Get the Paris Hilton Proportions mug.One of the four founders/houses of Snogwarts, the Mary Sue version of Hogwarts, dedicated to the four main categories Mary Sues fall into when a Suethor (literally, a Mary Sue Author) writed fanfic in the Harry Potter fandom.
Any OC (original character) who is bright, chipper, happy, bubbly, beautiful (blonde) and has a porn star body with a 5 year old girl's "innosence" falls into the house of Sparkleypoo. She is smarter than Hermione, but quite humble about it, the love intirest of ebery boy at Hogwarts and will make professor Snape so OOC, readers want to either stab their eyes out or try to reach through the screen to kill the Mary Sue as painfully as possable. Her patronus and her animagus are either a unicorn or a rainbow pegasus and she kills all of the cannon in any HP story. Common Sparkleypoo names: Serena, Selena, Krystall, Rose Potter or Sapphire.
Any OC (original character) who is bright, chipper, happy, bubbly, beautiful (blonde) and has a porn star body with a 5 year old girl's "innosence" falls into the house of Sparkleypoo. She is smarter than Hermione, but quite humble about it, the love intirest of ebery boy at Hogwarts and will make professor Snape so OOC, readers want to either stab their eyes out or try to reach through the screen to kill the Mary Sue as painfully as possable. Her patronus and her animagus are either a unicorn or a rainbow pegasus and she kills all of the cannon in any HP story. Common Sparkleypoo names: Serena, Selena, Krystall, Rose Potter or Sapphire.
Mary Sue: Hello! My name is Strawberry Vanilla CocoabutterLove! I'm a slut but I'm so sweet!
Sorting Hat: SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
Mary Sue: Tee hee!
Sorting Hat: SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
Mary Sue: Tee hee!
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
Get the Sparkleypoo mug.1.) A group of people who claim to love Super Junior, but don't accept the whole Super Junior Family. Super Junior was originally a 13-member South Korean boy band of mass popularity. SM Entertainment tried to introduce 17-year-old Chinese-Canadian Henry Lau as the 14th member, but because a large amount of Korean fans went apeshit SM had to backtrack, and claim that Henry was never a part of the original group, and only going to be a part of a sub-group, SJM along with Zhou Mi.
These people that say they only support the original 13 are also know for ridiculing, criticizing, booing off the stage, and sending death threats to the additional two members.
Only13-ers accept and reject information at will, and completely ignore the fact that the rest of Super Junior love and accept Henry and Zhou Mi. The numerous times various members say that they don't accept fans that bash their fellow members also seems to fall of deaf ears.
2.) People who are just plain illogical, and won't listen when even their favorite member of the group tells them to STFU and GTFO if they're going to bash Henry or Zhou Mi.
3.) People who have no respect for human emotions because they have no basic human decency.
4.) People who support something that doesn't even exist anymore, since one member, Hangeng, left the group completely to pursue his own career.
These people that say they only support the original 13 are also know for ridiculing, criticizing, booing off the stage, and sending death threats to the additional two members.
Only13-ers accept and reject information at will, and completely ignore the fact that the rest of Super Junior love and accept Henry and Zhou Mi. The numerous times various members say that they don't accept fans that bash their fellow members also seems to fall of deaf ears.
2.) People who are just plain illogical, and won't listen when even their favorite member of the group tells them to STFU and GTFO if they're going to bash Henry or Zhou Mi.
3.) People who have no respect for human emotions because they have no basic human decency.
4.) People who support something that doesn't even exist anymore, since one member, Hangeng, left the group completely to pursue his own career.
Ex. #1:
Only13 Person: I hate Henry and Zhou Mi! I wish they would die! there are only 13 members of Super Junior. Heechul-Oppa, I love you!
Kim Heechul: I don't accept the people who bash my members! The fans who try to hurt my friends aren't my real fans!
Ex. #2:
Only13 People *chanting*: We will protect Super Junior! Only 13! Only 13! Only -
Siwon: BE QUIET!!!!
Only13 Person: I hate Henry and Zhou Mi! I wish they would die! there are only 13 members of Super Junior. Heechul-Oppa, I love you!
Kim Heechul: I don't accept the people who bash my members! The fans who try to hurt my friends aren't my real fans!
Ex. #2:
Only13 People *chanting*: We will protect Super Junior! Only 13! Only 13! Only -
Siwon: BE QUIET!!!!
by Peaseblossom85 August 7, 2011
Get the Only13 mug.1.) A former child-star turned reality TV fucktard. In the last cycle of the reality TV show, Celebrity Fit Club, Dustin Diamond made himself the villan from day one; refusing to follow the diet program, dragging his team down, talking shit about absolutely every member of the cast, and doing everything he possibly can to get more TV coverage.
2.) One who makes it a point to be the biggest hypocrite on the face of the planet.
3.) A douche who isn't fit to sniff Kimberly Lock's dirty underwear.
2.) One who makes it a point to be the biggest hypocrite on the face of the planet.
3.) A douche who isn't fit to sniff Kimberly Lock's dirty underwear.
Dustin Diamond: "I fight with truth and logic, so I can never be wrong."
Regular Person: this coming from the douche who claims that he can loose weight by eating junk food, not exercizing, and thinks that using diet pills on a reality TV show about loosing weight through diet and exercise is NOT cheating When Douchebag Diamond says he uses truth and logic, he really means pseudo-truth and logical fallacy. Basically, he's an idiot.
Regular Person: this coming from the douche who claims that he can loose weight by eating junk food, not exercizing, and thinks that using diet pills on a reality TV show about loosing weight through diet and exercise is NOT cheating When Douchebag Diamond says he uses truth and logic, he really means pseudo-truth and logical fallacy. Basically, he's an idiot.
by Peaseblossom85 August 13, 2007
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