Definitions by Peaseblossom85
Desperate Messenger
A Desperate messenger is someone who submits a definition that has nothing to do with defining anything and only submitted something to get a message out about:
- Their cheating boyfriends/girlfriends
- a town/city/country/school they don't/do like
- giving "props" to their friends/significant others.
- telling someone that they're a faggot/skank and that they suck
- a bunch of other useless shit that doesn't fall under the category of definition.
A Desperate messenger also tends to be a Deff. Whore, a Def. Troll and/or an UD Perve who tends to submit the same "definition" over and over again, sometimes starting Def. Wars.
- Their cheating boyfriends/girlfriends
- a town/city/country/school they don't/do like
- giving "props" to their friends/significant others.
- telling someone that they're a faggot/skank and that they suck
- a bunch of other useless shit that doesn't fall under the category of definition.
A Desperate messenger also tends to be a Deff. Whore, a Def. Troll and/or an UD Perve who tends to submit the same "definition" over and over again, sometimes starting Def. Wars.
The person who keeps submitting those stupid "definitions" about Jade Wright is both a Desperate Messenger, a Def. Whore.
Examples of a Desperate Messenger:
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Vasya
faggot
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Sickle Cell
you have suttn wrong with you but u still act up like you suttin special.
u know u get knocked out buy act like u wanna fight look at u u got sickle cell u aynt doin shit move along
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nuke california:
nike california nuke california
nike california nuke california
nuke california nuke california
seriously though....
seriously...
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Desperate Messengers seem to WANT to depict themselves as being total and complete idiots who can't spell....go figure
Examples of a Desperate Messenger:
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Vasya
faggot
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Sickle Cell
you have suttn wrong with you but u still act up like you suttin special.
u know u get knocked out buy act like u wanna fight look at u u got sickle cell u aynt doin shit move along
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nuke california:
nike california nuke california
nike california nuke california
nuke california nuke california
seriously though....
seriously...
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Desperate Messengers seem to WANT to depict themselves as being total and complete idiots who can't spell....go figure
Desperate Messenger by Peaseblossom85 September 6, 2008
Dustin Diamond
1.) A former child-star turned reality TV fucktard. In the last cycle of the reality TV show, Celebrity Fit Club, Dustin Diamond made himself the villan from day one; refusing to follow the diet program, dragging his team down, talking shit about absolutely every member of the cast, and doing everything he possibly can to get more TV coverage.
2.) One who makes it a point to be the biggest hypocrite on the face of the planet.
3.) A douche who isn't fit to sniff Kimberly Lock's dirty underwear.
2.) One who makes it a point to be the biggest hypocrite on the face of the planet.
3.) A douche who isn't fit to sniff Kimberly Lock's dirty underwear.
Dustin Diamond: "I fight with truth and logic, so I can never be wrong."
Regular Person: this coming from the douche who claims that he can loose weight by eating junk food, not exercizing, and thinks that using diet pills on a reality TV show about loosing weight through diet and exercise is NOT cheating When Douchebag Diamond says he uses truth and logic, he really means pseudo-truth and logical fallacy. Basically, he's an idiot.
Regular Person: this coming from the douche who claims that he can loose weight by eating junk food, not exercizing, and thinks that using diet pills on a reality TV show about loosing weight through diet and exercise is NOT cheating When Douchebag Diamond says he uses truth and logic, he really means pseudo-truth and logical fallacy. Basically, he's an idiot.
Dustin Diamond by Peaseblossom85 August 13, 2007
Name-Dropper
A Name-Dropper is someone who drops a name in one of two ways:
1) They INSISTS that this person is the coolest, sexiest, most kick-ass "motha-fuckah evah!" Claim that this person is the hottest, baddest bitch/dude and not to mess with them.
2) They INSIST that this person is a complete "douche-ass-faggot!" who sucks dick at (insert some stupid computer/video game name)and can never get a girl and can't even get a grandma/faggot to fuck them. If it's a girl, she's a slut. If it's a guy, he's a fag. Period.
If the Name-Dropper described how stupid and faggoty the person is or how skanky and slutty the person is, the name they're dropping is usually someone the Name-Dropper hates/is jealous of and wants everyone to know that they're jealous.
If the Name-Dropper showers the person with praise and lavish compliments, teling people how kick ass that person is and to "watch out" for this "bad azz", the person this Name-Dropper describes is more likely than not, the Name-Dropper THEMSELVES. Ane they want EVERYONE to know what KOOL BEAUTIFUL/HOT CHICKAS/DUDES THEY ARE.... while trying to be discreet and hide how vain and stupid they are.
1) They INSISTS that this person is the coolest, sexiest, most kick-ass "motha-fuckah evah!" Claim that this person is the hottest, baddest bitch/dude and not to mess with them.
2) They INSIST that this person is a complete "douche-ass-faggot!" who sucks dick at (insert some stupid computer/video game name)and can never get a girl and can't even get a grandma/faggot to fuck them. If it's a girl, she's a slut. If it's a guy, he's a fag. Period.
If the Name-Dropper described how stupid and faggoty the person is or how skanky and slutty the person is, the name they're dropping is usually someone the Name-Dropper hates/is jealous of and wants everyone to know that they're jealous.
If the Name-Dropper showers the person with praise and lavish compliments, teling people how kick ass that person is and to "watch out" for this "bad azz", the person this Name-Dropper describes is more likely than not, the Name-Dropper THEMSELVES. Ane they want EVERYONE to know what KOOL BEAUTIFUL/HOT CHICKAS/DUDES THEY ARE.... while trying to be discreet and hide how vain and stupid they are.
Name-Dropper: Lizza is the coolest, sexiest, most beautiful girl evah! Shes the SHIT, so all you fuckers bettah watch out or she'll -
Normal Person: Oh, shut up, Name-Dropper! we all know you're "Lizza" and the only one who thinks you're cool is YOU!
Name-Dropper: Lyke, OMG! STFU, I'm nut Lizza, Im hur friend, n' Lizza is the coolest chicka evah! She'll kick ur azz, so -
Normal Person: *fires cannon at the Name-Dropping idiot*
Normal Person: Oh, shut up, Name-Dropper! we all know you're "Lizza" and the only one who thinks you're cool is YOU!
Name-Dropper: Lyke, OMG! STFU, I'm nut Lizza, Im hur friend, n' Lizza is the coolest chicka evah! She'll kick ur azz, so -
Normal Person: *fires cannon at the Name-Dropping idiot*
Name-Dropper by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006
Glib Charm Suzie
A Glib Charm Suzie is a girl who acts normal around her girl friends and family but starts laying on the "charm" when a boy comes allong. Like someone with a split personality, a Glib Charm Suzie goes from normal girl to a Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan, hyper-active flirt who is so achingly fake, her friends are embarrassed to be around her. She flips her hair, she sticks out her chest and laughs shrilly at the boy's slightest hint of humor while her friends look on, knowing full well she is acting fake to Paris Hilton Proportions.
Boy: Hey, what's kickin chicken?
Glib Charm Suzie: HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA! *squeals & flips hair* Oooooh, you're the funniest person I've ever met!!!! *Hyina laugh* *sticks out chest* So I heard you're going to the Internet Caffe later on? I'll be there to! *waits for him to give her his e-mail adress*
GCS's Friend: (Thinks) holy shit, when does she ever use her e-mail? And what the hell is with the chest thing? I can't believe I've got a huge Glib Charm Suzie as a friend!
Boy: This girl totaly wants me!
Glib Charm Suzie: HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA! *squeals & flips hair* Oooooh, you're the funniest person I've ever met!!!! *Hyina laugh* *sticks out chest* So I heard you're going to the Internet Caffe later on? I'll be there to! *waits for him to give her his e-mail adress*
GCS's Friend: (Thinks) holy shit, when does she ever use her e-mail? And what the hell is with the chest thing? I can't believe I've got a huge Glib Charm Suzie as a friend!
Boy: This girl totaly wants me!
Glib Charm Suzie by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006
Paris Hilton Proportions
The term Paris Hilton Proportions is used to describe how hugely fake a girl is.
1)Dyed hair, fake-n-bake tan, slut's clothes, colored contacts, spends more than her parents can afford.
2)When a girl has no identity of her own and must act like whoever she is around to desperately try and fit in.
3) when a girl is so inexcusably fake around boys, her friends are embarrassed to be around her.
1)Dyed hair, fake-n-bake tan, slut's clothes, colored contacts, spends more than her parents can afford.
2)When a girl has no identity of her own and must act like whoever she is around to desperately try and fit in.
3) when a girl is so inexcusably fake around boys, her friends are embarrassed to be around her.
PHP Girl: Yeah, lyke, I SO shop at Gucci all the time! *flips hair* I live in Beverly Hills, yeah, lyke, Penelope Cruz and her boy friend Matt are my neighbors!
Normal Person: Jesus, this girl is fake to Paris Hilton Proportions!
Normal Person: Jesus, this girl is fake to Paris Hilton Proportions!
Paris Hilton Proportions by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006
Def. Troll
A Definition Troll is someone who comes to the Urban Dictionary and posts ass-backwards "definitions" in attempt to piss people off and start as many Def. Wars as they possably can. A Def. Troll lives a parasidic life, much like the UD Perv and simply has allot of time on their hands. Usefull for nothing other than Trolling the Urban Dictionary and try to get a rise out of people they'll never meet in real life.
A Definition Some Def. Troll Recently Submitted:
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Rape:
When a woman gets what she deserves
Hilarious when a man gets rapes
even funnier when they are chuldren
Joe: Hey did you hear that Jane got raped
Jim: heay that was me
Joe: haha good job
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Apparently, Def. Trolls know nothing about punctuation, spelling or grammar.
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Rape:
When a woman gets what she deserves
Hilarious when a man gets rapes
even funnier when they are chuldren
Joe: Hey did you hear that Jane got raped
Jim: heay that was me
Joe: haha good job
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Apparently, Def. Trolls know nothing about punctuation, spelling or grammar.
Def. Troll by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006
Clicker's Wear
When an Encyclopedia Dramatica Editor's mouse-clicking finger gets worn and tired at the joints from rejecting all of those stupid "definitions" people submit repeatedly, over and over again, about absolutely nothing of importance or relevance to the Internet. Like, at all. One may get Clicker's Wear by deleting all of the lame posts concerning the person's:
- friends
- enemies
- girlfriends
- themselves
- people no one knows besides the "definition" submitter themselves.
- friends
- enemies
- girlfriends
- themselves
- people no one knows besides the "definition" submitter themselves.
UD Editor: Damn! I've got Clicker's Wear after rejecting all of those stuped, useless definitions about "Chaz" who ever the hell that person is.
Clicker's Wear by Peaseblossom85 July 18, 2006