One of the four founders/houses of Snogwarts, the Mary Sue version of Hogwarts, dedicated to the four main categories Mary Sues fall into when a Suethor (literally, a Mary Sue Author) writed fanfic in the Harry Potter fandom.
Any OC (original character) who is bright, chipper, happy, bubbly, beautiful (blonde) and has a porn star body with a 5 year old girl's "innosence" falls into the house of Sparkleypoo. She is smarter than Hermione, but quite humble about it, the love intirest of ebery boy at Hogwarts and will make professor Snape so OOC, readers want to either stab their eyes out or try to reach through the screen to kill the Mary Sue as painfully as possable. Her patronus and her animagus are either a unicorn or a rainbow pegasus and she kills all of the cannon in any HP story. Common Sparkleypoo names: Serena, Selena, Krystall, Rose Potter or Sapphire.
Any OC (original character) who is bright, chipper, happy, bubbly, beautiful (blonde) and has a porn star body with a 5 year old girl's "innosence" falls into the house of Sparkleypoo. She is smarter than Hermione, but quite humble about it, the love intirest of ebery boy at Hogwarts and will make professor Snape so OOC, readers want to either stab their eyes out or try to reach through the screen to kill the Mary Sue as painfully as possable. Her patronus and her animagus are either a unicorn or a rainbow pegasus and she kills all of the cannon in any HP story. Common Sparkleypoo names: Serena, Selena, Krystall, Rose Potter or Sapphire.
Mary Sue: Hello! My name is Strawberry Vanilla CocoabutterLove! I'm a slut but I'm so sweet!
Sorting Hat: SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
Mary Sue: Tee hee!
Sorting Hat: SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
Mary Sue: Tee hee!
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
The term Paris Hilton Proportions is used to describe how hugely fake a girl is.
1)Dyed hair, fake-n-bake tan, slut's clothes, colored contacts, spends more than her parents can afford.
2)When a girl has no identity of her own and must act like whoever she is around to desperately try and fit in.
3) when a girl is so inexcusably fake around boys, her friends are embarrassed to be around her.
1)Dyed hair, fake-n-bake tan, slut's clothes, colored contacts, spends more than her parents can afford.
2)When a girl has no identity of her own and must act like whoever she is around to desperately try and fit in.
3) when a girl is so inexcusably fake around boys, her friends are embarrassed to be around her.
PHP Girl: Yeah, lyke, I SO shop at Gucci all the time! *flips hair* I live in Beverly Hills, yeah, lyke, Penelope Cruz and her boy friend Matt are my neighbors!
Normal Person: Jesus, this girl is fake to Paris Hilton Proportions!
Normal Person: Jesus, this girl is fake to Paris Hilton Proportions!
by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006
Quanonraip is one of the four founders/houses at Snogwarts, a Suethor's idea of Hogwarts of the Harry Potter realm. A Quanonraip Sue is when a Suthor takes a CANNON character and turns them into a Mary Sue by making them terribly OOC and getting rid of all of their flaws: Harry with gorgeously silky hair and no glasses, Hermione becomes
Ho!Mione, with straight "glossy chocolate" hair, "nice" Draco and "nice & sexy non-greasey" professor Snape.
Ho!Mione, with straight "glossy chocolate" hair, "nice" Draco and "nice & sexy non-greasey" professor Snape.
Ho!Mione: Hello, my name is Hermione Sapphire Moonbeam Granger! You can call me either 'Mione or Maya. You can forget that I'm a muggle because I'm actually a pureblood and I think Draco is teh sex and I'm, lyke, so hawt now!
Sorting Hat:Urgh - move over sexy!Snape, there's another Quanonraip!
Sorting Hat:Urgh - move over sexy!Snape, there's another Quanonraip!
by Peaseblossom85 July 16, 2006
A Definition Troll is someone who comes to the Urban Dictionary and posts ass-backwards "definitions" in attempt to piss people off and start as many Def. Wars as they possably can. A Def. Troll lives a parasidic life, much like the UD Perv and simply has allot of time on their hands. Usefull for nothing other than Trolling the Urban Dictionary and try to get a rise out of people they'll never meet in real life.
A Definition Some Def. Troll Recently Submitted:
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Rape:
When a woman gets what she deserves
Hilarious when a man gets rapes
even funnier when they are chuldren
Joe: Hey did you hear that Jane got raped
Jim: heay that was me
Joe: haha good job
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Apparently, Def. Trolls know nothing about punctuation, spelling or grammar.
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Rape:
When a woman gets what she deserves
Hilarious when a man gets rapes
even funnier when they are chuldren
Joe: Hey did you hear that Jane got raped
Jim: heay that was me
Joe: haha good job
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Apparently, Def. Trolls know nothing about punctuation, spelling or grammar.
by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006
A British, "actress" who tried and fails to play the roll of Hermione Granger in the series Harry Potter.
Known for her radical facial expressions, bra-stuffing, fake-N-Bake tanning and wild gestures as well as her wooden acting. Watson herself said that she auditioned for the roll in Harry Potter, "As a joke." and didn't really expect anything of it. Now that the big bucks are being raked in, I'm sure she's all for it now.
Watson pushed entirely too hard at trying to break away from the Hermione look when that look and sound is what she's being paid for. Watson insists that she has a better fashion sense than Hermione when JK Rowling never made any kind of statement on what Hermione would wear besides her school uniform. And besides, has she looked in the mirror lately? If she calls a trash bag with a designer label "fashinable" Emma Watson must be living in a world all her own.
Known for her radical facial expressions, bra-stuffing, fake-N-Bake tanning and wild gestures as well as her wooden acting. Watson herself said that she auditioned for the roll in Harry Potter, "As a joke." and didn't really expect anything of it. Now that the big bucks are being raked in, I'm sure she's all for it now.
Watson pushed entirely too hard at trying to break away from the Hermione look when that look and sound is what she's being paid for. Watson insists that she has a better fashion sense than Hermione when JK Rowling never made any kind of statement on what Hermione would wear besides her school uniform. And besides, has she looked in the mirror lately? If she calls a trash bag with a designer label "fashinable" Emma Watson must be living in a world all her own.
Person: Oh look, it's that chick from the Harry Potter movies.
FanGurrl: OMG I Lurrrve Emma Watson!!!LOL1
Person: Watson? I thought it was Twatson!
FanGurrl: OMG I Lurrrve Emma Watson!!!LOL1
Person: Watson? I thought it was Twatson!
by Peaseblossom85 March 25, 2006
A suethor is an author of fan fiction that has the habbit of creating characters that are annoyingly perfect. Suethors are usually between the ages of 11 and 16 who use terrible grammar, unreadable spelling and get highly offended when someone gives their story criticism. Suethos seem to run most rampt in the Harry Potter and Lord of The Rings fandoms. Suethors can be incredibly abbusive to those who don't give the Suethor's stories glowing reviews and may GO ALL CAPS if one makes any suggestions, accusing therm of flaming and trying to crush the Suethor's creativity. A Suethor may suck her sock puppets on the accused person or simply send them nasty e-mails.
Most popular Harry Potter Mary Sue of all time:
The American transfer student.
Most popular Harry Potter Mary Sue of all time:
The American transfer student.
Reviewer: Um, look - your character is a total Mary Sue and there is allot of work that can be done to make the story more bearable, plausable and over-all, less sucky.
Suethor: LYKE OMGWTFBBQ!!!!111! U BETTR STOP TRASHIN' MY CHARRIES CUZ SHEZ A BADAZZ GURRL WHO CN KICK UR AZZ! WTF ARE YOU DOIN' ACTING LIKE A TOTAL BITCH TO ME AND MY CHARRIES? GO TO HELL, LYKE OMG!!! ELEVENTYONE!!
Reviewer: ...um, no....
Suethor: LYKE OMGWTFBBQ!!!!111! U BETTR STOP TRASHIN' MY CHARRIES CUZ SHEZ A BADAZZ GURRL WHO CN KICK UR AZZ! WTF ARE YOU DOIN' ACTING LIKE A TOTAL BITCH TO ME AND MY CHARRIES? GO TO HELL, LYKE OMG!!! ELEVENTYONE!!
Reviewer: ...um, no....
by Peaseblossom85 July 16, 2006
1) Where the dejected, bitter Wiki-rejects go to bitch and moan over everyone and everything, like the enraged Emo kids they love to poke fun at.
2) The place that needs self-promotion by it's own moderators.
2) The place that needs self-promotion by it's own moderators.
ED: I do it for the lulz, tee hee!
Regular Human Being: You're probably the saddest thing I've ever come across. Go back to encyclopediadramatica.com, nobody cares out here.
ED: OMG, STFU! Yur so unfunny and shit and crap!!!eleventy!!!11
Regular Human Being:....e-elite, my ass.
Regular Human Being: You're probably the saddest thing I've ever come across. Go back to encyclopediadramatica.com, nobody cares out here.
ED: OMG, STFU! Yur so unfunny and shit and crap!!!eleventy!!!11
Regular Human Being:....e-elite, my ass.
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006