Peaseblossom85's definitions
One of the more recent rappers, who sounds like he's got a mouth full of marbles and can't breathe through his nose.
* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.
* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.
Mike Jones: before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the-
A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006
Get the Mike Jonesmug. Quanonraip is one of the four founders/houses at Snogwarts, a Suethor's idea of Hogwarts of the Harry Potter realm. A Quanonraip Sue is when a Suthor takes a CANNON character and turns them into a Mary Sue by making them terribly OOC and getting rid of all of their flaws: Harry with gorgeously silky hair and no glasses, Hermione becomes
Ho!Mione, with straight "glossy chocolate" hair, "nice" Draco and "nice & sexy non-greasey" professor Snape.
Ho!Mione, with straight "glossy chocolate" hair, "nice" Draco and "nice & sexy non-greasey" professor Snape.
Ho!Mione: Hello, my name is Hermione Sapphire Moonbeam Granger! You can call me either 'Mione or Maya. You can forget that I'm a muggle because I'm actually a pureblood and I think Draco is teh sex and I'm, lyke, so hawt now!
Sorting Hat:Urgh - move over sexy!Snape, there's another Quanonraip!
Sorting Hat:Urgh - move over sexy!Snape, there's another Quanonraip!
by Peaseblossom85 July 16, 2006
Get the Quanonraipmug. 1) Where the dejected, bitter Wiki-rejects go to bitch anf moan about everyone and everything, completely surpassing the bitching and moaning of the Emo kids they love to poke fun at.
2) The place that needs to be plugged and promoted by it's own moderators.
2) The place that needs to be plugged and promoted by it's own moderators.
DE Person: I do it for teh lulz, tee hee!
Regular Person: You're probably the saddest bunch of rejects I've met. Go back to encyclopediadramatica.com, no one cares out here.
ED Person: OMG STFU! You r unfunny and shit and crap!!!11
Regular Person: .... e-elite, my ass...Your Users and some of your Mods have the Internet Disease worse than anyone.
ED Person: OMGWTFBBQ!!!1!!eleventy!
Regular Person: You're probably the saddest bunch of rejects I've met. Go back to encyclopediadramatica.com, no one cares out here.
ED Person: OMG STFU! You r unfunny and shit and crap!!!11
Regular Person: .... e-elite, my ass...Your Users and some of your Mods have the Internet Disease worse than anyone.
ED Person: OMGWTFBBQ!!!1!!eleventy!
by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006
Get the encyclopediadramatica.commug. One of the four founders/houses of Snogwarts, the Mary Sue version of Hogwarts, dedicated to the four main categories Mary Sues fall into when a Suethor (literally, a Mary Sue Author) writed fanfic in the Harry Potter fandom.
Any OC (original character) who is bright, chipper, happy, bubbly, beautiful (blonde) and has a porn star body with a 5 year old girl's "innosence" falls into the house of Sparkleypoo. She is smarter than Hermione, but quite humble about it, the love intirest of ebery boy at Hogwarts and will make professor Snape so OOC, readers want to either stab their eyes out or try to reach through the screen to kill the Mary Sue as painfully as possable. Her patronus and her animagus are either a unicorn or a rainbow pegasus and she kills all of the cannon in any HP story. Common Sparkleypoo names: Serena, Selena, Krystall, Rose Potter or Sapphire.
Any OC (original character) who is bright, chipper, happy, bubbly, beautiful (blonde) and has a porn star body with a 5 year old girl's "innosence" falls into the house of Sparkleypoo. She is smarter than Hermione, but quite humble about it, the love intirest of ebery boy at Hogwarts and will make professor Snape so OOC, readers want to either stab their eyes out or try to reach through the screen to kill the Mary Sue as painfully as possable. Her patronus and her animagus are either a unicorn or a rainbow pegasus and she kills all of the cannon in any HP story. Common Sparkleypoo names: Serena, Selena, Krystall, Rose Potter or Sapphire.
Mary Sue: Hello! My name is Strawberry Vanilla CocoabutterLove! I'm a slut but I'm so sweet!
Sorting Hat: SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
Mary Sue: Tee hee!
Sorting Hat: SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
Mary Sue: Tee hee!
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
Get the Sparkleypoomug. The term Paris Hilton Proportions is used to describe how hugely fake a girl is.
1)Dyed hair, fake-n-bake tan, slut's clothes, colored contacts, spends more than her parents can afford.
2)When a girl has no identity of her own and must act like whoever she is around to desperately try and fit in.
3) when a girl is so inexcusably fake around boys, her friends are embarrassed to be around her.
1)Dyed hair, fake-n-bake tan, slut's clothes, colored contacts, spends more than her parents can afford.
2)When a girl has no identity of her own and must act like whoever she is around to desperately try and fit in.
3) when a girl is so inexcusably fake around boys, her friends are embarrassed to be around her.
PHP Girl: Yeah, lyke, I SO shop at Gucci all the time! *flips hair* I live in Beverly Hills, yeah, lyke, Penelope Cruz and her boy friend Matt are my neighbors!
Normal Person: Jesus, this girl is fake to Paris Hilton Proportions!
Normal Person: Jesus, this girl is fake to Paris Hilton Proportions!
by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006
Get the Paris Hilton Proportionsmug. Definition Wars. When two or more people get into a fight by submitting definitions, going back and fourth as to weather the subject is good or bad. This stupidity oftin occurs surrounding the following:
- Someone nobody knows and nobody cares about(besides the people involved)
- Some nearly non-existant town (known only to the people involved)
- Two rivaling schools that no one's ever heard of (somewhere in the middle of butt-fucking NOWHERE Wisconsin).
- Someone nobody knows and nobody cares about(besides the people involved)
- Some nearly non-existant town (known only to the people involved)
- Two rivaling schools that no one's ever heard of (somewhere in the middle of butt-fucking NOWHERE Wisconsin).
Def. Wars oftin go something like this:
Idiot #1: Kristin is the sexiest, hottest chicka evah!!!11 She'z the shit and she's cool and she's hot!!!
Idiot #2: Kristin is a filthy whore who be alwayz spreadn't hur legz n shit! Kristin needs to die from an STD
Idiot #3: I'm gonna kill the person who posted the thing about my gurrl.
Idiot #1: Kristin is the most beautoful, cute girl who know more than ypu ever will!
Idiot #2: Kristin is a filthy skank, period.
Idiot #3: OMGWTFBBQ!!!! Lyke!!!1
Idiot #1: Kristin is the sexiest, hottest chicka evah!!!11 She'z the shit and she's cool and she's hot!!!
Idiot #2: Kristin is a filthy whore who be alwayz spreadn't hur legz n shit! Kristin needs to die from an STD
Idiot #3: I'm gonna kill the person who posted the thing about my gurrl.
Idiot #1: Kristin is the most beautoful, cute girl who know more than ypu ever will!
Idiot #2: Kristin is a filthy skank, period.
Idiot #3: OMGWTFBBQ!!!! Lyke!!!1
by Peaseblossom85 September 7, 2008
Get the Def. Warsmug. Liretally a Definition Whore: someone who posts the same definition at least four times, over and over again, in a vain attempt to pedal, circulate, promote and prove some kind of point. A Def. Whore is usualy someone who wants to:
- put down a country.
- display their racism.
- promote themselves.
- promote their girlfriend/boyfriend/best friend.
- wave their Prejudice Flag.
- to circulate a rumor.
- show what a great "hacker" they are by posting codes and expecting people to give a shit.
- to say the word "nigger" as much as possable.
- tell someone how much they hate Emo.
- deface someone they hate in their home town.
- to deface another girl in a catty way, because the poster is actualy jealous of that Other girl
- put down a country.
- display their racism.
- promote themselves.
- promote their girlfriend/boyfriend/best friend.
- wave their Prejudice Flag.
- to circulate a rumor.
- show what a great "hacker" they are by posting codes and expecting people to give a shit.
- to say the word "nigger" as much as possable.
- tell someone how much they hate Emo.
- deface someone they hate in their home town.
- to deface another girl in a catty way, because the poster is actualy jealous of that Other girl
Mike: "I hate those filthy niggers! I hate Americans and Mexicans and I hate those niggers!"
.... Not only is Mike a Def. Whore, but he's a racist lamens who needn't be taken seriously, due to his lack of common sense and, well, brain cells.
.... Not only is Mike a Def. Whore, but he's a racist lamens who needn't be taken seriously, due to his lack of common sense and, well, brain cells.
by Peaseblossom85 September 6, 2008
Get the Def. Whoremug.