PeTe's definitions

toilet trader

A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."

Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.

Peter: Problems, what problems?

Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.

Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.

by Pete October 6, 2004

Tig-Bitties

Simple Big Titties

Damn!!! that girl has some Tig Bitties

by Pete February 20, 2003

wanksack

Most commonly refers to a bed, but sometimes to a sleeping bag. A private place for a good spank of the monkey.

Get out yer feckin wanksack! It's almost midday!

by Pete May 30, 2006

stuffed

to be exhusted

"i was stuffed after that run"

by Pete January 20, 2004

split peach

a vagina

"I like eating split peaches"

by Pete January 20, 2004

Ripples

Very very fat kid

I kicked Ripples in his nuts.

by Pete October 4, 2003

World Series

Major League Baseball in the U.S. is the dominant baseball league on the planet, and the best baseball players from all over the world play in this league - the World Series is named to identify the best baseball team in the world for any given baseball season.

It is unlikely that any baseball team in the world could have beat the Red Sox this past season.

by Pete January 12, 2005