bentshot

gayboy. can also be known as a knob jockey, jobby jabber, limp wristed dough eyed doughnut puncher.etc.etc.etc

you are a fuckin bentshot, so's yer old man!!

by pete February 09, 2004

FCS

Fat Chick Syndome. The universal syndrome that seems to cause fat chicks to need constant attention, validation about everyting they do from others, and to plain and simple annoy the hell out of the rest of us. This is especially bad at the office or when drinking is involved.

'She's annoying the hell out of me AGAIN. This is unbelievable.'

'Yeah, FCS. Brutal'

by Pete April 08, 2004

cockmaster general

Like a cockmaster, but on the grandest scale possible.

Stop pissing around you cockmaster general.

by Pete October 18, 2004

pisseth

If you want to say the word piss (urinate) with a little more class, use the word pisseth. Works well with other forms of archaic language, particularly from the KJV Bible.

Dost thou need to pisseth, pray tell?

2 Kings 9:8 For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:

by Pete October 05, 2004

Albion fan

Someone who stupidly follows the football team "West Bromwich Albion". These people are normally big-headed and know fuck all about anything they claim to know about. See twat, cunt, arsehole

Look at that twat. Typical fuckin' Albion fan

by Pete September 24, 2004

Shitehawk

A seagull - if you live in a seaside town you'll know that to go outside you'll need to carry an umbrella with you to stop yourself being covered in bird droppings.

God, thats the third time those shitehawks have got me this week. Another trip to the dry cleaners...

by Pete September 30, 2004

bozonkers

something extremely out of control.
crazy, insane, bezerk

"wow! that was bozonkers!"

by pete February 19, 2004