FEMBOT

n, 1) bile inducing, mind numbing, soul destroying, life sapping, god awful wankload of shit. 2) A pointless programme in which the Help option tells you to use features that don't exist. 3) A programme that saves your current work over every other FEMBOT file on your computer. 4) The bane of any users existence

I hate FEMBOT! IT's went and saved over all my other work again

by Pete February 08, 2005

girlfriend

the one person you can really share everything with and who will be there through the good, the bad and the fucking excellent - notjust significant other, but essential.

word the girl who wanted to be god/word

by Pete May 07, 2003

Myspace Photo

Any photo taken by photographing oneself in the bathroom mirrior.

I took my myspace photo in the bathroom.

by Pete December 27, 2004

faded seaside glamour

delays album. Released 5th April in the UK.

You really should buy this great album when it comes out.

by Pete March 07, 2004

snowmobile

When your girl is on all fours and your doing her doggystyle, knock her arms out from under her and ride her off the side of the bed.

"hey Heather, wanna go snowmobiling later on? it'll be losts of fun"

by Pete September 03, 2003

bcc

A very large, expensive and FUCKING SHITE school in the North East of England in the land of Charvas.

"How man, isnt BCC so crap!"

by Pete November 21, 2003

Jello

A nickname you give to an attractive female

Danielle is a jello fo sho!

by pete November 22, 2004