misanthrope

First voice: A bigot that don't discriminate?? Well, then he ain't no bigot is he?
Second voice (same person, different personality): Indeed not. He is, in fact, a misanthrope. An enjoyable paradox, n'est-ce pas?
by Pbaddy September 22, 2010
Get the misanthrope mug.

emal

Misdirected email.
Always confusing, often embarrassing, occasionally ruinous.
An example? Supply your own. Emal it to noreply.
by Pbaddy September 08, 2010
Get the emal mug.

ex-perience.

Those learned behaviors which prejudice against re-marriage.
If experience leads to wisdom, then ex-perience should never lead to wife-dom.
Ahem, UD, ex-perience.
by Pbaddy August 20, 2009
Get the ex-perience. mug.

pot hole toast

The would-be protective behavior of raising one's cup of superheated beverage in anticipation of blowing over a bump or pot hole.
Monica, on seeing the unavoidable defect in the road, reflexively raised her coffee cup up and away from her body. The classic pot hole toast
by Pbaddy December 14, 2009
Get the pot hole toast mug.

teim

A group or assemblage ostensibly cooperating for a common purpose in which each individual is primarily self-interested.
If human nature dictated spelling, there certainly WOULD be an "i" in team. The only question is whether it'd be tiem or teim.
by Pbaddy September 10, 2010
Get the teim mug.

Revisionary

One whose grasp of the future is consistently and remarkably accurate. (Per personal retrospective review.)
PUNDIT (addressing the mirror): Knew it, knew it, knew it!!Obama-style health care reform will never fly in this country.
MIRROR (silent but reflective) displays PUBLIC OPTION NOW! poster in the background.
URBAN DICTIONARY GATE KEEPER: You must repeat the word revisionary in the example.
PBADDY: But it's redundant. Shame there's no way around it.
by Pbaddy January 24, 2010
Get the Revisionary mug.