Pbaddy's definitions

observational humor

The ability to laugh rather than weep upon seeing one's accurate reflection.

Paul awoke the morning of his 60th birthday and examined his face closely in the mirror. Laughing wryly at the sight, he vowed never to perform that act again. Observational humor, in this case, only went so far.

by Pbaddy August 22, 2009

gen-ladin

Osama's kids? Or ours, if their side wins

Gen-ladin!? Marketing to them is a necessity, and yet forbidden. The Future is a wearisome paradox. Or perhaps not.

by Pbaddy August 19, 2009

ex-perience.

Those learned behaviors which prejudice against re-marriage.

If experience leads to wisdom, then ex-perience should never lead to wife-dom.
Ahem, UD, ex-perience.

by Pbaddy August 19, 2009

periodic table

menstrual calendar.

She had her periodic table commited to memory and the elements, this night, were perfectly aligned. Nestor was gonna be a Daddy, whether he liked it or not.

by Pbaddy August 18, 2009

causal sex

sexual encounter resulting in pregnancy.

Casual sex becomes causal sex when when you reverse the s and u, or omit the c-o-n-d-o-m.

by Pbaddy August 18, 2009

she-hab

mani-pedi,cut and blow, massage and facial.

Moni was released from she-hab looking and feeling better. If not quite as good as at the outset of her epic pub crawl 4 days ago.

by Pbaddy August 17, 2009