20 definitions by Pbaddy

periodic table

menstrual calendar.

She had her periodic table commited to memory and the elements, this night, were perfectly aligned. Nestor was gonna be a Daddy, whether he liked it or not.

by Pbaddy August 18, 2009

Negative weight shit

The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.

Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.

"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.

by Pbaddy September 10, 2009

misanthrope

A bigot who does not discriminate.

First voice: A bigot that don't discriminate?? Well, then he ain't no bigot is he?
Second voice (same person, different personality): Indeed not. He is, in fact, a misanthrope. An enjoyable paradox, n'est-ce pas?

by Pbaddy September 22, 2010

grandvestite

1.Over-application of the retro look so as to appear to be wearing one's grandparent's actual clothes.
2.One who is hopelessly out of style.

"I had an online date with this girl who looked like she shopped in her grandma's closet."

"' Her Grandma's Closet', is that one of those kitschy second hand stores?" I hate that shit.

" We all do, except that would have been a major step up. I'm talking literally, here. Girl was a total grandvestite. I can still smell the mothballs."

by Pbaddy August 22, 2009

emal

Misdirected email.
Always confusing, often embarrassing, occasionally ruinous.

An example? Supply your own. Emal it to noreply.

by Pbaddy September 8, 2010

shavoir faire

That rare mix of confidence and razor skills that makes bald with beard come off as a style choice rather than a personal calamity.

Bald is beautiful. Or not. All depends on whether one's got shavoir faire.

by Pbaddy August 28, 2009