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asstrate

To 'castrate'but on the ass. Based on the word castrate; which means to cut off the penis.
I asstrated Dick yesterday because he raped me.
by Pawn of Sex May 27, 2016
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Vegan

Someone who doesn't eat and/or use anything from the animal kingdom (except humans). Some vegans are dietary only, just for health reasons only. Some are ethical, which are people that not only eat vegan, but do vegan, wear vegan and live vegan.

Some vegans are endorsers of animal rights groups, like PETA, in which I fucking hate. But some aren't endorsers of any animal rights group, which is perfectly fine.
Vegans, if we are herbivores, try eating grass. 99.694201337% of the time when you eat it, you'll vomit. And also, try eating tree leaves RAW. Herbivores have a PLEASURE to eat raw grass/raw tree leaves. We only eat certain types of leaves like lettuce, kale and spinach.
by Pawn of Sex June 7, 2016
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piss-scatarian

A person who only eats piss and scat.
My friend is a kinky piss-scatarian!
by Pawn of Sex August 21, 2016
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wifi

A portal to the internet universe. Requires a modem, jizz and some electricity.
I need more wifi! But all the public ones are shit.
by Pawn of Sex June 13, 2016
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Thank you

Thank you, cunt.
by Pawn of Sex June 2, 2016
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Time dilation

When ur playing ur computer/gadget thingy you feel that one minute feels like one second. But when ur in math class or any other boring shit, one minute feels like an hour.

"Meaning based of time dilation; when you travel at the speed of light, you feel like your destination is closer than estimated. E.g. Here to nearest star-> 4.3 years viewed by us, but 1 year viewed by the ship."
I experienced some pretty shitty time dilation in math class today.

what the fuck?! I played computer for 4hrs and its 3am!!! SHEEEEEEIT!!!!!1
by Pawn of Sex May 25, 2016
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zika

Ebola's best friend.
I got Zika! Run!
by Pawn of Sex September 9, 2016
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