PauliTheMole 's definitions

Peegasm

When you have to pee sooooo bad, that when you do it feels almost as good as an orgasm.

Pauli The Mole: (Holding His Pee to Go To the Bathroom After Drinking 6 Liters of 7UP) Ah! Ah! Ah! That Hurts So Bad! Ah! (Moans) I Wanna Go Pee So Bad! (Moans) Where’s The Bathroom? (Runs To The Bathroom) There’s The Bathroom (Tries To Walk To The Toilet But Couldn’t Hold It, Piss Coming Through His Pants) Ahhhh..... Awwww....

Rick: Dude! You Got Peegasm!

by PauliTheMole September 20, 2019

FaceFart

when a man/woman farts into the face of a man/woman for sexual or humiliation reasons.

Pauli The Mole: I FaceFarted on Rodney The Squirrel For No Reason.
Oliver The Hare: (Laughs) Believe It!

by PauliTheMole September 20, 2019

Omorashi

A paraphilia involving urinating on oneself but also arousal brought on by having a full bladder, by causing someone to develop a full bladder, or by witnessing someone with a full bladder "relieve" themselves.

Pauli The Mole: My Favorite Fetish is Omorashi

by PauliTheMole September 20, 2019

Eproctophilia

A rather bizarre and quite unkown sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefart website

Pauli Edwards (The Black and Grey Anthropomorphic Mole) is Suffering from Eproctophilia Because His Flatulence Didn’t Know To Do To His Sister Sally Edwards, She Thought To Him.

by PauliTheMole September 20, 2019

Pauli

How You Ever See A Name “Pauli” Before?

The Example: Pauli The Little Mole

My Name is Pauli Edwards, I Am The Smart Mole.

by PauliTheMole September 20, 2019

VHS

A great medium being replaced by DVDs. You can rip the tape out of a VHS and throw it all over the place and shit, can you do that with a DVD? Hell No!

Pauli The Mole: I Saw A Mold On My Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers VHS, A MOLDY VHS!!!!! EEWWWWW!!!! BLLLEEGGGHHH!! (Throws a Tape Away)

by PauliTheMole September 20, 2019

Bedwetter

Someone Pees Themselves When They’re Sleeping

In 1994, I Was 14 Years Old, I Got To Bed With No Shirt On, When I Do, I Took My Underwear To Sleep In, Then I Peed Myself In Bed, The Next Morning, My Cousin Saw Me Peed on My Bed, He Calls Me a Bedwetter, So My Cousin Drove To Store To Get Diapers Which Meant For Babies, Which He Won’t Stop Calling Me a Bedwetter, My Cousin Put Me in Diapers on When Stayed For 14-20 Until I’m 21, I Cried Like a Baby Which I Have To Pee and Poop On This Diaper Instead of the Toilet, I Was Being a Baby Now By Then and I Cannot Believe My Cousin Did This To Me.

by PauliTheMole September 16, 2019