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hung like a horse

A phrase used to describe a man with a large, equine-like penis.
by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003
mugGet the hung like a horsemug.

burnout

the dude in high school who used to smoke way too much pot and eat way too much Taco Bell
And now they call him Governor!
by Paul Thundergod April 22, 2004
mugGet the burnoutmug.

work it like a stripper pole

bumpin and grindin and shit like yo girl was gettin nekkid and dry humpin a brass pole
Yo fat ass mama and skanky sister worked my shit like a striper pole!
by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003
mugGet the work it like a stripper polemug.

80's guy/girl

somebody who still wears heavy metal t-shirts, listens to Journey or REO Speedwagon, and has big hair
Hey, check out that guy! He's trapped in the 80's!
by Paul Thundergod April 22, 2004
mugGet the 80's guy/girlmug.

twinkie defense

Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.
What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!
by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003
mugGet the twinkie defensemug.

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