Paul THE GOAT's definitions

Epstein

A surname that can no longer be taken seriously in any context due to association to Jeffrey Epstein, a disgusting sex offender.

"Mr. Epstein was not a good teacher."

by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026

Air Bud

A random Canadian-American dog that learned how to play basketball some how. He was trained by Kevin DiCicco

"Air Bud is a dog."

by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026

Bill de Blasio

An American communist who served as New York's 109th mayor. He may perhaps be one of the worst mayors in New York City's history.

Bill De Blasio sucks ass.

by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026

Rudolph Giuliani

Rudolph William Louis Giuliani, colloquially referred to as "Rudy" or "Rudy Giuliani" (Born May 28th 1944) Is the greatest mayor in the history of New York, who preserved the city through the events of 9/11. Crime rates dropped 57% under his watch, and the murder rate dropped 65%. By the end of his two terms unemployment was practically cut in half.

Rudolph Giuliani married Donna Hanover in 1984, he then filed for divorce in 2002.

by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026

Main Street

The most common street name in America, it is used at least once across all 50 states, including Canada, England and Australia.

I live on Main Street.

by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026

2002 Ford Thunderbird

A luxury vehicle with a convertible body style made by Ford with 252 horsepower from its 3.9 liter DOHC V8 engine, paired with a 1 door on each side shell.

I have to scrap my 2002 Ford Thunderbird, unfortunately.

by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026

1736

1736 was a leap year starting on Sunday of the Gregorian calendar. It oversaw George Hamilton, 1st Earl of Orkney becoming the Second Field Marshal of Great Britain. The Russo-Turkish war, completion of the Belgrade Fortress, and Benjamin Franklin building the first volunteer fire company in Philadelphia.

1736 was essentially a filler year, however.

by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026