land of morbid obesity

Most of America, especially the south, denoted by lack of bike lanes/sidewalks and a pleuthera of fast food shit holes, not so much in places where there are mountains, nice beaches, and walking cities (like New York)
every time i go to the land of morbid obesity I see my health insurance rates skyrocketing
by Paul S.W. November 16, 2006
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nascar lane change

when another driver changes lanes at high speed and barely fits between the car in front and behind. if there's more than 18 inches of total space it doesn't qualify. These people are the cause of lots or wrecks and recipents of lots of profanity and obscene gestures.
the fucking idiot pulled a nascar lane change and caused a 10 car pile up
by Paul S.W. November 21, 2006
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fuckfest

can be an orgy or just a shitload of sex between two people
My neighbors had a fuckfest last night, they went for over 6 hours
by Paul S.W. November 06, 2006
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vanity googleing

to google yourself, can be used to tell someone that they're narcicistic
people that vanity google to find their self worth suck balls

since you think you're such the shit, why don't you just go do some vanity googleing so we don't have to deal with your crap
by Paul S.W. November 06, 2006
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hip hop

first off, if it's on mtv it's NOT hip hop (50 cent isn't fucking hip hop), secondly if it's about lots of bling with my bitches riding on my twenty's capin some mofo it's NOT hip hop, thirdly if the song is only two lines repeating over and over it's NOT hip hop, fourth if the verse is all jumbled together and not enunciated it's NOT hip hop, the above mentioned criteria constitute rap.

Hip hop typically has a social message that not just about how fucking awesome I am and how hot my bitches are, enunciated lyrics, a more complex beat, and requires serious talent. If you want to listen to hip hop, you have to seek it out. It's not going to be on MTV or clear channel

And finally if you listen to both and can't discern a single thing and think I'm full of shit go listen to Umi Says by Mos Def (you can even find the lyrics on line), at least you'll understand the differing messages between hip hop and rap
I fucking hate it when people call rap and hip hop the same thing, they're not, go fucking educate yourself
by Paul S.W. November 04, 2006
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college tennant

to rent in the student district, and know that you're going to get fucked over by your landlord in the form of shitty maintainance and getting royally fucked on your security deposit.
I knew I was a college tennant when my landlord wouldn't allow me to attend or even tell me when they were checking out my apartment (true story)
by Paul S.W. November 03, 2006
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corsoism

term coined after Lee Corso of espn's college gameday, primarily used when someone states the blatantly obvious, can also include horrible syntax, not making any sense, bad analysis, or picking the winning team by donning a mascot head
From the man himself, about USC during one of their national championship runs, "good offense, good defense, good special teams, all around good team" well no shit Lee tell me something I don't know, they hadn't lost in like two years at the time, it was his entire analysis, hence the term corsoism
by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006
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