Paul S.W.'s definitions

daylight savings time bar hopping

on the last sunday in October, the clocks get rolled back, so on the saturday night before an extra hour can be gained before bars legally have to close. Often coincides with halloween weekend, and the added time makes it one of the greatest nights of the year to go bar hopping, the reverse happens in the spring, so just go to house parties, and at least then it's not around a huge party holiday

'We got proper fucked last night, cause we got to do the daylight savings time bar hopping, nothing beats the extra hour'

'yeah but you'll pay for it in the spring when it gets reversed'

'the spring? i'll fucking pay for it tommorrow'

by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

land of morbid obesity

Most of America, especially the south, denoted by lack of bike lanes/sidewalks and a pleuthera of fast food shit holes, not so much in places where there are mountains, nice beaches, and walking cities (like New York)

every time i go to the land of morbid obesity I see my health insurance rates skyrocketing

by Paul S.W. November 16, 2006

corsoism

term coined after Lee Corso of espn's college gameday, primarily used when someone states the blatantly obvious, can also include horrible syntax, not making any sense, bad analysis, or picking the winning team by donning a mascot head

From the man himself, about USC during one of their national championship runs, "good offense, good defense, good special teams, all around good team" well no shit Lee tell me something I don't know, they hadn't lost in like two years at the time, it was his entire analysis, hence the term corsoism

by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

backdoor effects

used to describe food that has a bad effect on the way out, diheria, constipation, really smelly gas

Pete doesn't eat mexican food very often cause it has some bad backdoor effects on him

by Paul S.W. November 6, 2006

vanity googleing

to google yourself, can be used to tell someone that they're narcicistic

people that vanity google to find their self worth suck balls

since you think you're such the shit, why don't you just go do some vanity googleing so we don't have to deal with your crap

by Paul S.W. November 6, 2006

college tennant

to rent in the student district, and know that you're going to get fucked over by your landlord in the form of shitty maintainance and getting royally fucked on your security deposit.

I knew I was a college tennant when my landlord wouldn't allow me to attend or even tell me when they were checking out my apartment (true story)

by Paul S.W. November 3, 2006

sweaty fuck

when all parties involved go at it long and hard, and get covered in their and other(s) sweat, bodies then proceed to slide easily across one another

we need to go take a shower that was one sweaty fuck

Can we do it in the shower?

absomotherfuckinglutely

by Paul S.W. November 6, 2006