LTed

to break something in a violent manner, see joe theisman's leg

Bob LTed his phone when it dropped the call

What'd he do?

Chunked it against the wall

by Paul S.W. November 04, 2006

fuckfest

can be an orgy or just a shitload of sex between two people

My neighbors had a fuckfest last night, they went for over 6 hours

by Paul S.W. November 04, 2006

nascar lane change

when another driver changes lanes at high speed and barely fits between the car in front and behind. if there's more than 18 inches of total space it doesn't qualify. These people are the cause of lots or wrecks and recipents of lots of profanity and obscene gestures.

the fucking idiot pulled a nascar lane change and caused a 10 car pile up

by Paul S.W. November 17, 2006

daylight savings time bar hopping

on the last sunday in October, the clocks get rolled back, so on the saturday night before an extra hour can be gained before bars legally have to close. Often coincides with halloween weekend, and the added time makes it one of the greatest nights of the year to go bar hopping, the reverse happens in the spring, so just go to house parties, and at least then it's not around a huge party holiday

'We got proper fucked last night, cause we got to do the daylight savings time bar hopping, nothing beats the extra hour'

'yeah but you'll pay for it in the spring when it gets reversed'

'the spring? i'll fucking pay for it tommorrow'

by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

sweaty fuck

when all parties involved go at it long and hard, and get covered in their and other(s) sweat, bodies then proceed to slide easily across one another

we need to go take a shower that was one sweaty fuck

Can we do it in the shower?

absomotherfuckinglutely

by Paul S.W. November 04, 2006

corsoism

term coined after Lee Corso of espn's college gameday, primarily used when someone states the blatantly obvious, can also include horrible syntax, not making any sense, bad analysis, or picking the winning team by donning a mascot head

From the man himself, about USC during one of their national championship runs, "good offense, good defense, good special teams, all around good team" well no shit Lee tell me something I don't know, they hadn't lost in like two years at the time, it was his entire analysis, hence the term corsoism

by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

skillinged

to think that you're so smart that you can get away with anything, only to be caught and spend the next 24 years of your life in federal fuck me in the ass prison. Enjoy! see enron

peter is gonna get skillinged, he thought he thought of everything he'd need to rob the bank, except that all the tellers new him by name

by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006