Paul S. W.'s definitions

cardinal

1. to fail by mythic porportions
2. to colapse when in the spotlight
3. to lose like no one else can
4. to fail continusously over a long period of time
5. to snatch gut wrenching, heart stomping defeat from the jaws of victory
6. to choke

I can't believe that the lead actor forgot all of his lines in the play

I'm not surprised he cardinals everytime he's in the spotlight

by Paul S. W. October 19, 2006

zipper line

A ski term for hitting the most direct line down the moguls

"quit being a wuss and hit the fucking zipper, ya pansy"
"but I can't, I'm too scared to ski the zipper line"

by Paul S. W. September 5, 2006

mexican u turn

to make a u turn across nearly all lanes of traffic, on really wide roads must cross at least four

Jake was lucky that there wasn't any traffic when he pulled a mexican u turn

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

brayton

for a man to kick/attempt to kick another man in the nuts, in front of a shitload of people, extra points if caught on film, it makes you a pussy ass bitch, term comes from Tyler Brayton of Oakland Raiders who attempted to knee Jeremey Stevens in the nads on monday night footbal

I can't believe he just braytoned that dude. Lets go beat the fuck out of him

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006

big gameitis

choking when under the spotlight, typically sports or pimpin

John has big gameitis he bags all the ugly bitches, but he's a fucking moron when he tries to mack on a hottie

by Paul S. W. November 8, 2006

fairplay

the actual town in colorado that southpark is based on

if i lived in fairplay I'd kidnap someone for a week to go to casa bonita too

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

brown job

to have your boss think that your doing a great job, but everyone else in the entire world realizes you're failing miserably, can be the start of your boss demise, term comes from Mike Brown and GWB after katrina

"Brownie your doing a heck of a job" Bush
Pete's a brown jobber, his work is crap but the boss loves him

by Paul S. W. November 14, 2006