Paul S. W.'s definitions

halloween

the one day dick cheney doesn't have to wear a costume and can just walk around in his natural state, as the devil

dick cheney, impersinating the devil 364 days a year, thankfully he gets to roam the earth in with his natural apperance as the antichrist on halloween

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006

fixinta

the correct hick spelling and pronunciation of fixin' to

i'm fixinta whoop you're ass

by Paul S. W. November 8, 2006

rumsfelded

to recieve a glowing evaluation even while spending years failing, and then get fired within a week of the evaluation

John got rumsfelded by his boss

by Paul S. W. November 14, 2006

George Bush Syndrome

an affliciton for when you can't speak good and make up words and stuff

"I think ? tide turning ? see, as I remember ? I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of ? it's easy to see a tide turn ? did I say those words?" ?George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006, that's a george bush syndrome

"That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th, 20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century. " ?George W. Bush, on the Monica Lewinsky scandal, Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000

by Paul S. W. August 8, 2006

like mike

like mike refers to michael jordan you fucking idiot. it was a huge nike advertising logo "i wanna be like mike" in the early 90s

whoever defined the previous like mike and didn't know who it was is probably some 12 year old that doesn't think that there was life on this planet before 1994, get a fucking clue

by Paul S. W. November 8, 2006

brayton

for a man to kick/attempt to kick another man in the nuts, in front of a shitload of people, extra points if caught on film, it makes you a pussy ass bitch, term comes from Tyler Brayton of Oakland Raiders who attempted to knee Jeremey Stevens in the nads on monday night footbal

I can't believe he just braytoned that dude. Lets go beat the fuck out of him

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006

big gameitis

choking when under the spotlight, typically sports or pimpin

John has big gameitis he bags all the ugly bitches, but he's a fucking moron when he tries to mack on a hottie

by Paul S. W. November 8, 2006