Paul S. W.'s definitions

mini golfing

Skiing short steeps after a big storm because the larger steeps/chutes have to great of an avalanche risk

After yesterdays storm I was afraid of an avalanche on the chutes, so I just went mini golfing on the shorter steeps

by Paul S. W. September 4, 2006

smells like greeley

greeley smells like a combinition of feed lot and cow shit,when you live in the Denver/Boulder area when it smells like greeley it's a sign of an impending snow

I didn't believe the weatherman when he said it was gonna snow, but now it smells like greeley

by Paul S. W. November 8, 2006

punter dog

a name for annoying little dogs can be shortened to just punter

I fucking hate that punter dog it runs around like it's on crack all the time

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006

trifecta

a sexual move, while licking the clit a finger is inserted into the pussy and the other hand plays with her niple

master the trifecta and women will always come back for seconds

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006

bible belt

Hell, a place where all good things are banned, but are performed in excess by the people that banned them

I realized I was in bible belt hell when the preacher that lead the campaign to stay a dry county was arrested for DUI, having an eight ball, and a tranny hooker on his way to church to condemn all the evil sinners

by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006

fourteener

the term given to mountains above 14,000 feet

Longs is a bitch of a fourteener to hike

by Paul S. W. September 12, 2006

county line

the place everyone in a dry county (typically in the bible belt)has too go to buy booze, usually results in purchase of massive amounts of liquor at once, and often in drunken driving on the return voyage

crossing the county line from dry to wet is apparent by the row upon row of liquor store

Billy got a DUI coming back from the county line, they even took 150 dollars worth of booze

by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006