Paul S. W.'s definitions

halloween

the one day dick cheney doesn't have to wear a costume and can just walk around in his natural state, as the devil

dick cheney, impersinating the devil 364 days a year, thankfully he gets to roam the earth in with his natural apperance as the antichrist on halloween

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006

fixinta

the correct hick spelling and pronunciation of fixin' to

i'm fixinta whoop you're ass

by Paul S. W. November 8, 2006

trifecta

a sexual move, while licking the clit a finger is inserted into the pussy and the other hand plays with her niple

master the trifecta and women will always come back for seconds

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006

county line

the place everyone in a dry county (typically in the bible belt)has too go to buy booze, usually results in purchase of massive amounts of liquor at once, and often in drunken driving on the return voyage

crossing the county line from dry to wet is apparent by the row upon row of liquor store

Billy got a DUI coming back from the county line, they even took 150 dollars worth of booze

by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006

polish bath

another name for Portuguese shower, dousing yourself with colon/deoderant instead of bathing

the hot water heater was out so all I could do after working out was take a polish bath

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

bible belt

Hell, a place where all good things are banned, but are performed in excess by the people that banned them

I realized I was in bible belt hell when the preacher that lead the campaign to stay a dry county was arrested for DUI, having an eight ball, and a tranny hooker on his way to church to condemn all the evil sinners

by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006

fourteener

the term given to mountains above 14,000 feet

Longs is a bitch of a fourteener to hike

by Paul S. W. September 12, 2006