Paul Rael's definitions

shirt

A teener of cocaine in Colorado. Short for t-shirt.

I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.

by Paul Rael May 12, 2016

odds and ends

Miscelaneous things of small but significant importance or value that, as a whole, add up to something substantial.

I don't have any major project but I have a lot of odds and ends.

by Paul Rael September 8, 2012

Pueblo scraggle

A goatee that is generally worn long and is ungroomed. Coined due to the large number of these types of goatees existing on men (usually Hispanic) in Pueblo, CO

That guy wearing the flannel is rockin' the Pueblo scraggle.

by Paul Rael November 24, 2011

crap attack

noun. An acute condition where a sudden urge to shit abruptly afflicts the patient, compelling him or her to make an undignified scramble to the nearest bathroom.

I had a crap attack and all the stalls were occupied so I ended up shitting in the stall without the door on it.

by Paul Rael November 6, 2011

lighter jack

verb.

To take someone's lighter by unscrupulous means, usually by "unconciously" placing said lighter in one's pocket after lighting a cigarette, joint, etc.

Who lighter jacked me?

by Paul Rael September 30, 2011