Definitions by Paul Rael

zipper-ched 

noun. A chedder (a mojado who dresses up in country western outfits and drives big trucks) who is half chedder and half Asian, i.e. half zipperhead.

Joe was dating a zipper-ched.

zipper-ched by Paul Rael January 11, 2011

Jewish wraparound 

noun. Disparaging. A route or path taken (as in driving or walking) from one place to another that is not the shortest and most ideal route available, especially one that is much longer than necessary.

My mom did a big old Jewish wraparound back from San Fransisco so it took her over two days to get back.

Jewish wraparound by Paul Rael January 7, 2011

up to speed 

adj. A state of being or having a satisfactory level of competence or knowledge in a specific area or discipline, as compared to other individuals in that same area or discipline.

American: "You're trippin'."

Egyptian: "What does this mean?"

American: "We gotta get u up to speed on your American slang."

up to speed by Paul Rael August 23, 2010

ballerific 

adj. Something good, desireable, or inspiring of envy, esp. something that a baller would find agreeable.

Paul's new Escalade is ballerific.

ballerific by Paul Rael September 6, 2009

dingbat 

(ding'*bat') n. Slang 1. A person, esp. a woman, lacking common sense and an ability to properly reason.

The dingbat backed into another car while talking to her girlfriend on her cell phone.

dingbat by Paul Rael March 10, 2008