Jewish wraparound

noun. Disparaging. A route or path taken (as in driving or walking) from one place to another that is not the shortest and most ideal route available, especially one that is much longer than necessary.

My mom did a big old Jewish wraparound back from San Fransisco so it took her over two days to get back.

by Paul Rael January 07, 2011

shirt

A teener of cocaine in Colorado. Short for t-shirt.

I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.

by Paul Rael May 10, 2016

dingbat

(ding'*bat') n. Slang 1. A person, esp. a woman, lacking common sense and an ability to properly reason.

The dingbat backed into another car while talking to her girlfriend on her cell phone.

by Paul Rael March 10, 2008

crap attack

noun. An acute condition where a sudden urge to shit abruptly afflicts the patient, compelling him or her to make an undignified scramble to the nearest bathroom.

I had a crap attack and all the stalls were occupied so I ended up shitting in the stall without the door on it.

by Paul Rael November 07, 2011

Bessemer

Working class neighborhood in Pueblo, CO full of Chicanos growing weed in their backyards.

Let's hit up the Mini Mac in Bessemer, fool.

by Paul Rael May 10, 2016