Definitions by Paul Merr

Shooter 

The quiet kid at school that gets bullied.

Timmy opened up in class by brandishing a firearm and fired at his classmates, he's the school shooter .

Shooter by Paul Merr June 25, 2022

Fat burger 

Any greasy delicious burger containing two or more patties (from any restaurant or greasy spoon) is considered a fat burger.
The Best way to describe this guilty pleasure, a depiction of self loathing for falling in its delicious trap.

Man, im hungry! Lets go get some fat burgers.
Time to lay off the fat burgers.

Fat burger by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

The splashies 

Projectile liquid poo. When gastric distress leads to high velocity straight liquid diarrhea

After eating a three cheese double wrap gordito crunch supreme with hot jalapeno sauce, i think im going to have the splashies

The splashies by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

Air biscuit

Another name for a fart. Preferably dense cloud fart that lingers

Damn! Who dropped an air biscuit!
Hope that air biscuit didnt come with gravy.

Air biscuit by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

Spritzy 

When a fart peppers your underwear like shotgun blast

Oops i may have made a spritzy

Spritzy by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

Mean mr. Grumpy 

A fart characterised by an extraordinary long low growl when releasing gas from the rectum. The name derives from the creators of such farts, grumpy old men. also because the fart seems to mimic the sound of a grumpy old man.

Buuuuurrrrttt! Fuck i just left a mean mr. Grumpy

Mean mr. Grumpy by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

Num num job 

When your partner he/she/it is sucking your Dick like it's a delicious treat and gives it good num nums

I just received an AMAZING num num JOB from your mum

Num num job by Paul Merr August 19, 2018