Paul Merr's definitions

Fat burger

Any greasy delicious burger containing two or more patties (from any restaurant or greasy spoon) is considered a fat burger.
The Best way to describe this guilty pleasure, a depiction of self loathing for falling in its delicious trap.

Man, im hungry! Lets go get some fat burgers.
Time to lay off the fat burgers.

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

The splashies

Projectile liquid poo. When gastric distress leads to high velocity straight liquid diarrhea

After eating a three cheese double wrap gordito crunch supreme with hot jalapeno sauce, i think im going to have the splashies

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

Air biscuit

Another name for a fart. Preferably dense cloud fart that lingers

Damn! Who dropped an air biscuit!
Hope that air biscuit didnt come with gravy.

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

Spritzy

When a fart peppers your underwear like shotgun blast

Oops i may have made a spritzy

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

Mean mr. Grumpy

A fart characterised by an extraordinary long low growl when releasing gas from the rectum. The name derives from the creators of such farts, grumpy old men. also because the fart seems to mimic the sound of a grumpy old man.

Buuuuurrrrttt! Fuck i just left a mean mr. Grumpy

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

Num num job

When your partner he/she/it is sucking your Dick like it's a delicious treat and gives it good num nums

I just received an AMAZING num num JOB from your mum

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018

Cock sock

Anything you put your cock in to keep it warm.

Her asshole made an excellent cock sock to keep me Willy warm.

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018