ei

EI is an acronym for Employment Insurance in Canada. Formerly known as UI(Unemployment Insurance).

Adam got fired from his job, and Eve got laid-off. Adam wasn't entitled to EI, but Eve was!

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

gummer

a gummer is a hummer(blowjob) that is given by someone that has no teeth/wears dentures(and removes them).

I met this cougar last night and she took me home. When we hopped in bed she removed her false teeth and gave me a gummer. It was 10x better than any old hummer could ever be!

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

F.E.M.A.

Failed Emergency Management Agency

After 'Hurricane Katrina' hit New Orleans, F.E.M.A.(Failed Emergency Management Agency) took so long to respond, it caused hundreds of needless deaths!

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

carpet back

to descride a mans excessively hairy back!

gross! how could you sleep with that guy, he's got carpetback.

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

spwinter

That yukkie weather between winter and spring!

brown snow on the ground, slush falling from the sky, too cold for a light jacket, too warm for the winter coat, what a typical spwinter's day!

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

neo-con-artist

a person who belongs to the ultra-right.

after lying to get into power, the republicans waged an illegal war which made the neo-con-artist happy!

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

bud buster

a bud buster is actually a coffee grinder, but put to good use. Grab some marijauna, chuck it in the grinder, give it some power, and voila, freshly ground buds(easy for rolling). I bet Proctor & Gamble would never have thought their coffee grinder would be used for busting buds(hence the term)!

Grab the bud buster and roll a fatty.

by Paul J Parkinson July 20, 2008