Paul J Parkinson's definitions

camel-toe-joe

any person that that loves the site of camel-toe

1st guy: (salivating) wow, did you see her camel-toe? I'd like to chew on that!

2nd guy: man, you're such a camel-toe-joe

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

quick-fix

what a person craves when they abuse a product and cannot continue unless they do a little more.

eve had become a junkie, and her rig was empty. she whored herself out for $20 so she could buy that quick-fix.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

nippleless-tit

a way to describe something/someone that is useless. similar in meaning to tits on a bull

He's about as useful as a nippleless-tit.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

swamp water

a mixture of all the fruit juices found behind a bar of a drinking establishment. may be mixed with any type of alcohol.

bartender: what'll you have?

customer: I'll have a swampwater. I'm the designated driver!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

television

a complete waste of time. also a form of mind control.

Adam bought himself a television. Over the years, Adam became lazy, fat and suffered from severe brain rot! He constantly felt the need to buy something, even though he didn't need it! He eventually died on his couch.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

gitch

mens or womens underwear.

see also gotchie

pull your pants up wigger, I can see your gitch.

by Paul J Parkinson July 12, 2006

spleege

spreadable cheese in a squeeze bottle.

after receiving his hotdog, he asked for some spleege!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006