television

a complete waste of time. also a form of mind control.
Adam bought himself a television. Over the years, Adam became lazy, fat and suffered from severe brain rot! He constantly felt the need to buy something, even though he didn't need it! He eventually died on his couch.
by Paul J Parkinson April 26, 2005
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9/11

Yankee; I just got kicked in the nads by my ho, bitch girlfriend!
(Anyone); Speaking about her that way, I think 9/11! I'd do it too, but you Amerikans got no balls.
by Paul J Parkinson June 13, 2005
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quick-fix

what a person craves when they abuse a product and cannot continue unless they do a little more.
eve had become a junkie, and her rig was empty. she whored herself out for $20 so she could buy that quick-fix.
by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005
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schlock

the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.
Adam and Eve are having sex:

Eve; oh Adam(she screams)

Adam; (grunting)

(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)
by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005
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thing-a-ma-jig

a way to describe an object when the words don't come to mind(usually done while pointing). similar in meaning to doo-hickey.
I could not remember the name of the object, so I looked at my friend, pointed, and asked him to pass the thing-a-ma-jig.
by Paul J Parkinson March 24, 2005
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gitch

mens or womens underwear.

see also gotchie
pull your pants up wigger, I can see your gitch.
by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005
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bud buster

a bud buster is actually a coffee grinder, but put to good use. Grab some marijauna, chuck it in the grinder, give it some power, and voila, freshly ground buds(easy for rolling). I bet Proctor & Gamble would never have thought their coffee grinder would be used for busting buds(hence the term)!
Grab the bud buster and roll a fatty.
by Paul J Parkinson June 14, 2005
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