Adam bought himself a television. Over the years, Adam became lazy, fat and suffered from severe brain rot! He constantly felt the need to buy something, even though he didn't need it! He eventually died on his couch.
by Paul J Parkinson April 26, 2005
Yankee; I just got kicked in the nads by my ho, bitch girlfriend!
(Anyone); Speaking about her that way, I think 9/11! I'd do it too, but you Amerikans got no balls.
(Anyone); Speaking about her that way, I think 9/11! I'd do it too, but you Amerikans got no balls.
by Paul J Parkinson June 13, 2005
eve had become a junkie, and her rig was empty. she whored herself out for $20 so she could buy that quick-fix.
by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005
the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.
Adam and Eve are having sex:
Eve; oh Adam(she screams)
Adam; (grunting)
(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)
Eve; oh Adam(she screams)
Adam; (grunting)
(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)
by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005
a way to describe an object when the words don't come to mind(usually done while pointing). similar in meaning to doo-hickey.
I could not remember the name of the object, so I looked at my friend, pointed, and asked him to pass the thing-a-ma-jig.
by Paul J Parkinson March 24, 2005
by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005
a bud buster is actually a coffee grinder, but put to good use. Grab some marijauna, chuck it in the grinder, give it some power, and voila, freshly ground buds(easy for rolling). I bet Proctor & Gamble would never have thought their coffee grinder would be used for busting buds(hence the term)!
Grab the bud buster and roll a fatty.
by Paul J Parkinson June 14, 2005