Paul J Parkinson's definitions

UD Nazi

Any editor of Urban Dictionary that is very strict as to what he/she passes.

That damn UD Nazi won't pass my definitions. I only made fun of half the people I know!

by Paul J Parkinson October 31, 2006

gizzard

the loose fitting skin that hangs around someones neck that at one time used to be a double chin.

that womans gizzard looks like a sack of wet diapers.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

grandpa daddy

the salutation used by a child that is the result of father/daughter incestual sex.

woman; "you'd better not let grandpa daddy know we've been having sex!"

tween; "ok mommy, but grandpa daddy told me the same thing too!"

by Paul J Parkinson August 31, 2006

jack the tab

subculture slang for ingesting LSD

I've got some white clinical blotter! do you wanna jack the tab?

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

swamp water

a mixture of all the fruit juices found behind a bar of a drinking establishment. may be mixed with any type of alcohol.

bartender: what'll you have?

customer: I'll have a swampwater. I'm the designated driver!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

hormone

what a prostitute does when you don't pay her!

I had sex with a hooker last night and didn't pay her. You should have heard that hormone!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

thing-a-ma-jig

a way to describe an object when the words don't come to mind(usually done while pointing). similar in meaning to doo-hickey.

I could not remember the name of the object, so I looked at my friend, pointed, and asked him to pass the thing-a-ma-jig.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006