Definitions by Paul J Parkinson

spwinter 

That yukkie weather between winter and spring!

brown snow on the ground, slush falling from the sky, too cold for a light jacket, too warm for the winter coat, what a typical spwinter's day!

spwinter by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

steal-me-elmo 

just like the tickle-me-elmo toy(which you just can't resist to tickle) is something in which people just can't resist to steal!

the steal-me-elmo white ear buds of the i-Pod make you a target of every thief in the neighbourhood!

steal-me-elmo by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

gummer 

a gummer is a hummer(blowjob) that is given by someone that has no teeth/wears dentures(and removes them).

I met this cougar last night and she took me home. When we hopped in bed she removed her false teeth and gave me a gummer. It was 10x better than any old hummer could ever be!

gummer by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Tarbender 

a jovial way of saying Bartender! Done in a manner of how a drunk may say it! How a drunk says Bartender!

customer; Hey Tarbender, I'll have another!
bartender; Sure, but don't get too punk in drublic!

Tarbender by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

kd quality 

KD Quality is the next generation term used in the world of childporn on p2p's. KD is an abbreviated form of Kiddie, and Quality is a reference to it being the real deal.

kd quality is the same as r@ygold, pthc, or any other word for childporn traffickers, and is extremely sick!

kd quality by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

F.E.M.A. 

Failed Emergency Management Agency

After 'Hurricane Katrina' hit New Orleans, F.E.M.A.(Failed Emergency Management Agency) took so long to respond, it caused hundreds of needless deaths!

F.E.M.A. by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Preem 

A shortened version of the word Premier(the elected governing body for each of Canadas' provinces) used in newspapers to save space in the headlines.

*Headline*
More taxes to come!:says Preem

Preem by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006