stupiot

someone who is oblivious to the fact that they have done something wrong and don't show any signs of remorse. a person who completely lacks ID!
after leaving his girlfrend stranded for hours while he spent her money and had sex with someone else, upon his arrival, she called him a stupiot!
by Paul J Parkinson March 22, 2005
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ei

EI is an acronym for Employment Insurance in Canada. Formerly known as UI(Unemployment Insurance).
Adam got fired from his job, and Eve got laid-off. Adam wasn't entitled to EI, but Eve was!
by Paul J Parkinson October 14, 2005
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web-head

any person that surfs the internet for extended periods of time without any purpose.
I surfed the internet all day for no particular reason. I am such a web-head!
by Paul J Parkinson March 24, 2005
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television

a complete waste of time. also a form of mind control.
Adam bought himself a television. Over the years, Adam became lazy, fat and suffered from severe brain rot! He constantly felt the need to buy something, even though he didn't need it! He eventually died on his couch.
by Paul J Parkinson April 26, 2005
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9/11

Yankee; I just got kicked in the nads by my ho, bitch girlfriend!
(Anyone); Speaking about her that way, I think 9/11! I'd do it too, but you Amerikans got no balls.
by Paul J Parkinson June 13, 2005
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jack the tab

subculture slang for ingesting LSD
I've got some white clinical blotter! do you wanna jack the tab?
by Paul J Parkinson March 24, 2005
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steal-me-elmo

just like the tickle-me-elmo toy(which you just can't resist to tickle) is something in which people just can't resist to steal!
the steal-me-elmo white ear buds of the i-Pod make you a target of every thief in the neighbourhood!
by Paul J Parkinson May 26, 2005
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