camel-toe-joe

any person that that loves the site of camel-toe

1st guy: (salivating) wow, did you see her camel-toe? I'd like to chew on that!

2nd guy: man, you're such a camel-toe-joe

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

quick-fix

what a person craves when they abuse a product and cannot continue unless they do a little more.

eve had become a junkie, and her rig was empty. she whored herself out for $20 so she could buy that quick-fix.

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

nic-fit

a contraction of two words;
nic - short form for nicotine
fit - to freak out

when a person is jonesing for a cigarette.

do you have a smoke? I'm having a nic-fit

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

schlock

the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.

Adam and Eve are having sex:

Eve; oh Adam(she screams)

Adam; (grunting)

(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

Tarbender

a jovial way of saying Bartender! Done in a manner of how a drunk may say it! How a drunk says Bartender!

customer; Hey Tarbender, I'll have another!
bartender; Sure, but don't get too punk in drublic!

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

Preem

A shortened version of the word Premier(the elected governing body for each of Canadas' provinces) used in newspapers to save space in the headlines.

*Headline*
More taxes to come!:says Preem

by Paul J Parkinson November 01, 2006

23

the number of the illuminatae. also associated with chaos magick.

many examples can be found in the 'book of lies'. ie; 23 ski-doo!

by Paul J Parkinson July 12, 2006