Definitions by Paul J Parkinson

finger puppet 

a name given to a little girl that gets finger fucked.

grandpa daddy used to finger fuck his 10 yr old niece. she was his favourite finger puppet.

finger puppet by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

gotchie

slang for underwear(mens or womens).

see also gitch

we gave him a gothie-pull so big his gitch was pulled right off, over his head.

gotchie by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

schlock

the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.

Adam and Eve are having sex:

Eve; oh Adam(she screams)

Adam; (grunting)

(schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock...)

schlock by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

quick-fix 

what a person craves when they abuse a product and cannot continue unless they do a little more.

eve had become a junkie, and her rig was empty. she whored herself out for $20 so she could buy that quick-fix.

quick-fix by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

e.me 

short form for 'e-mail me' when on a chat page.

e.me when you get back, and we'll meet for coffee.

e.me by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

big meanie 

a purposely hurtful jerk!

Eve; Adam, stop being such a big meanie by telling Cain he's not your child, and that you just found him roaming around the garden!

big meanie by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

television 

a complete waste of time. also a form of mind control.

Adam bought himself a television. Over the years, Adam became lazy, fat and suffered from severe brain rot! He constantly felt the need to buy something, even though he didn't need it! He eventually died on his couch.

television by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006