Paul's definitions

do not call list

the list most telemarketers call when they are bored

telemarketer 1: dood, i'm fucking bored

telemarketer 2: me too...oh i know, lets call that 'do not call list' and fuck w/ the idiots on it!

by paul December 28, 2003

JApplet

1: An extended version of java.applet.Applet that adds support for the JFC/Swing component architecture.

2: A small Jap's eye; the male urethral opening.

1. import java.awt.*;
import javax.swing.*;

public class JAppletExample extends JApplet {

public void init() {
WindowUtilities.setNativeLookAndFeel();
Container content = getContentPane();
content.setBackground(Color.white);
content.setLayout(new FlowLayout());
content.add(new JButton("Button 1"));
content.add(new JButton("Button 2"));
content.add(new JButton("Button 3"));
}
}

2. "Hit me with that fish one more time and I'll stick barbed wire up your japplet. Bitch."

by Paul September 12, 2005

745

BMW's highest model of a car, series 7. There was also BMW's series 8 but they stopped producing it.

Just listen to rap songs. every song has at least one 745 in it.

by paul October 5, 2003

newplayer

An online gamer that is "new" to the modification.

1.LooNeY is a newplayer
2.Omg that guy is such a newplayer!!

by Paul April 18, 2003

homosofagasorus

The ONLY gay dinosaur

OH NO! HERE COMES HOMOSOFAGASORUS! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! ZEE COCK IS IN TOWN!!!!

by Paul September 8, 2005

vege

it has to do with all things vege-like, the epitome of all things vege.
the name for someone who shows pure ownage

Mildew: Vege you pwn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vege:yeah vege i know
cheddar: jes...

by paul April 1, 2004

puff

another name for hash, it is hard and needs to be burnt to use

dont put skunk in that spliff, use puff, its tastier

by paul April 10, 2005