Definitions by Paul

Schaum 

Mullet; a haircut short on the sides, but long in the back

Half of the guys at the Poison concert had mullets.

Schaum by paul September 18, 2003

weeee

To Masturbate, spank the monkey, jack off, fesa.

I'm off to weeee. See you tomorrow.

weeee by Paul September 7, 2003

butt chutney 

Pieces of poo around the anus

I bent her over to "do" her from behind but her butt chutney put me right off.

butt chutney by Paul September 4, 2003

math debate 

masterbating

I had a math debate after lunch.

math debate by Paul September 3, 2003

boic 

Beating off in class

Joe boices tri-daily.

boic by Paul September 3, 2003

Moron 

Another word for George W Bush. Someone who lacks one shred of intellectual curiosity. Someone who uses the word 'misunderestimated'

Bush took first place at the world moron championships this year.

Moron by Paul August 22, 2003

George W. Bush 

America's first retarded president. A man supported by the uneducated and unwashed. The champion of biblical tribulationism. Destroyer of the world.

George W. Bush is an example of the rotten underbelly of American society

George W. Bush by Paul August 22, 2003