Paul's definitions

weeee

To Masturbate, spank the monkey, jack off, fesa.

I'm off to weeee. See you tomorrow.

by Paul September 7, 2003

slut puppy

The kind of girl that Every Guy really wants to have available on a whim.

My friend Mace has more than one Slut Puppy at his disposal

Oh man, I wish I had that slut puppy at my disposal

by Paul June 6, 2004

Dine-and-Dick Date

A type of girl that a guy dates that is easily impressed with expensive dinners and often offers sex out of adoration for the fact that the man has bought such an expensive and impressive meal. Often refers to a girl that has low self-esteem.

I can't wait until Saturday, I have a Dine -and-Dick Date with Sylvia.

by Paul August 23, 2004

DBASE

To lower ones self or to lower another's self esteem

To believe in things said in spite anger or jealousy.

To say to someone your crap or no good at something or you don't look nice when in reality all is actually fine.

by Paul March 12, 2004

Fuckheads in Duckheads

An expression that refers to a large gathering of preppie college guys usually in Duckhead khakis or cutt-offs. Often they are in Greek associations and are rather stuck-up.

I wanted to see the new band at the bar last night but I couldn't get in. THe place was packed with Fuckheads in Duckheads.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Redneck

Typical FOX News viewer. Rarely has more than a high school education.

Those rednecks got all riled up after watching FOX News last night.

by Paul August 21, 2003

old man smell

A smell that often wafts off of old men. It is a medly of Old Spice Aftershave, Brylcreem Hair Slyling Gel and Ben Gay.

The funny thing is that, minus the Ben Gay smell, This was probably a hip and manly smell for the average 20 something guy back in the 50's

Was grandpa just here? I detect some Old man Smell.

by Paul June 25, 2005