Paul's definitions

scronky

something that hits the window after a violent sneeze

An example atchoo......splat

by Paul December 25, 2003

TAKING UP THE SLACK

Discribes the moments before passing a huge turd or "windjammer"

To bend the door handle whilst taking up the slack

by Paul January 12, 2004

Maryland

State in which is split between two metropolitan areas, especially when it comes to sports.
State that contains Mountains to the west, the Chesapeake bay in the middle, and Beach to the west.
State that has the Best crabs in the world, Maryland Blue Crab.

Maryland is a good place to be

by Paul April 6, 2004

hay seed

One who is naive. Especially pertaining to those of rural background.

By wearing his gotchie outside of his overalls, he looked more like a hayseed then a superhero.

by Paul June 24, 2004

Fiddle

Verb- To play with, used in conjunction with sexual pleasure and pleasing.

I fiddled your mother's privates. She moaned like a wilderbeast.

by Paul February 28, 2004

Schaum

Mullet; a haircut short on the sides, but long in the back

Half of the guys at the Poison concert had mullets.

by paul September 18, 2003

toofah

an alternate spelling may be "tufa".

Ryan Truong wishes he was a tufa, but he's not.

by paul July 22, 2003