Definitions by Paul

slapped the yarmulka 

Slang term meaning one has been gifted with a very large nose.

Howard Stern was slapped the yarmulka! You could ski down his nose!

slapped the yarmulka by Paul August 2, 2004

bado 

The word bado stands for (Bitch Ass Day Off). This is when you take a day off from work for no reason in particular.

Yo, I took a bado today 'cause I got hammered at the club last night.

bado by Paul July 29, 2004

girk 

any violent woman who attacks the genitalia of unsuspecting men in order to amuse themselves or others

1st guy: Dude, Jorese jus nailed me in the nuts!

2nd guy: what a freekin girk!

girk by Paul July 28, 2004

demonstrate 

the opposite of monstrate, which is the ability to turn into an inhuman creature (i.e. count chocula or joan rivers)

look over there, that old man is demonstrating himself in front of those teenage girls!

demonstrate by Paul July 27, 2004

monstrate 

the ability to turn into an inhuman creature (i.e. the incredible hulk or Lil' Kim)

oh my god he's monstrating into the swamp thing!

monstrate by Paul July 27, 2004

pimp 

derived from the greek "pi": the symbol designating the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter and "imp": the devil's offspring. Therefore a pimp is hellabad and when provoked, will "bitchslap" someone, bringing his hand back and executing the movement in a 'circular' motion.

where's my money bitch!

pimp by Paul July 27, 2004

analyze 

the optic organs deep within the anal cavity, which allow you to perform your own personal colonoscopy.

he used his analyze instead of a shaving mirror to see for himself what a flaming fart looks like.

analyze by Paul July 27, 2004