Definitions by Paul

donkey ass 

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.

I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.

donkey ass by Paul August 6, 2004

bedonkeydonk 

A big, round, muscular ass on a woman.

"Man, check out the bedonkydonk on that bitch!"

bedonkeydonk by Paul August 6, 2004

yoghurt 

what is on the end of grant's dick after sex

grant . . . you know the head doesn't like fruits of the forest . . . it has to be 99% fat free you cunt !!

yoghurt by paul August 4, 2004

dick cheese 

usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead

grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !

dick cheese by paul August 4, 2004

planetmars 

to get help on planetmars.co.za a large south african IT portal for PC newbies.

I got no idea why your pc is smokin' man, just planetmars it

planetmars by Paul August 3, 2004

tea bagging 

the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises

grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure

tea bagging by paul August 3, 2004

barf

spew / vomit / technicolour yawn / ralph

I'll have 3 big macs washed down with a 6 pack of jim beam . . . . I'll go for a jog then come back and vomit all over grant and the head while they copulate . . . actually forget the jog . . . just the site of . . . .

barf by paul August 3, 2004