Paul's definitions

fucktard

1)A great word to express your utmost disdain and derision towards a extremely mentally impaired individual.

2) A Juggalo.

During the day he works at wallmart.

At night he paints his face and nuts like a clown.

FUCKTARD.

by Paul October 25, 2003

reeb

"beer" in reverse. Vomit from beer only. COmmon at teen parties.

Dag! don't go in there. Someone "reebed" everywhere.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Serierial

To be serious or not to be kidding.

"I got to third base with Rebecca."
"Yeah, right."
"I'm serierial."

by Paul October 9, 2004

Elise J.

someone who is hott and sexy.. very nice tits.. I'd fuck her

"Did you see that girl?"
"Yeah, that had to have been an Elise J."
"Totally, I'd fuck her."

by Paul March 22, 2005

paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

by Paul April 21, 2007

schedule

Jeff Foxworthy redneck word for scared you

If you ever saw a ghost that schedule so bad you'd shit in your pants

by Paul May 20, 2004

backdoor blizzard

after returning from a tacobell run, and cumming in your girls ass, you ram her real hard, pull out, and watch her fart out the cum, in a blizzard like manner

mike johnson gets back door blizzarded everyday

by paul April 3, 2005