Pat's definitions

motley

a term describing a guy who beats girls and is a violent...choice weapon is either rolled up newspapers or extremely small penises

"I'm not going to hit you back...I'm not a violent motley"

by Pat October 4, 2004

nienstedt

a girl who hooks up with 4 different people in one night and reaches a different base with each person(kinda like hitting a cycle in baseball)

All she needs is a single in order to complete the nienstedt

by Pat October 4, 2004

fassano

when u lick an asshole and get a few dingleberries stuck in your teeth.

When kristi was suckin on my ass she came out with a fassano in her mouth.

by Pat October 14, 2004

ger·man2

Having the same parents or the same grandparents on either the mother's or the father's side. Often used in combination: a cousin-german; a brother-german.

Glen Hagan is a German

by Pat October 19, 2004

Douche Licker

The act of licking douches

Dude 1: I hate the Cardinals
Dude 2: I too hate them, especially that douche licker Albert Pujols

by Pat October 30, 2004

pleeped

caught or busted, usually drug related

My boys got pleeped last night and got juvy now.

by pat November 1, 2004

quack

An annoying friend who always seems to bring up stupid points and goes on and on about them.

A person who if they were talking on on a SNL skit, the people would laugh at even though he wasn't trying to funny, he's points are just stupid.

"Oh hey guys, I was drawing a circle today and...(30 minutes later) pretty cool huh"

by Pat November 3, 2004