Parker's definitions

beluga

Beluga is often used to descride someone that is festively plump. It was originally said to confuse someone. This was the ultimate diss.

"Oh My God!! Look at the Beluga Whale. What a Fat Bitch!!"

by Parker October 17, 2003

matkojebca

Matkojebca is a polish word, similar to the motherfucker in english. Isn't very popular, but exists.

Wypierdalaj zjebany matkojebco.
Ale z niego matkojebca.

by Parker March 7, 2004

Shea

A girl who is beautiful

Katie shea is a girl who is beautiful

by Parker February 2, 2005

Meals on Wheels

A fat person (male or female) who is riding in a car, on a bike, or in any other vehicle.

There goes that Meals on Wheels Norma Jean - in her cadillac.

by Parker June 14, 2003

melon head

gemma from 9f who hates gingers and shakes her head when she talks like gale platt from corrie.says things like"fuck off you fuckin ginger knob end before i friggin kick ya in ya nuts you bloody friggin frig fuckin frig face ...............twat

go on melon , use parkers head like a football

by parker February 22, 2005

fuckdick

a) someone that is dumb enough to be an asstard and exhibits qualities of an asshole like nature.

1)When one of your roomates drinks the last beer in the fridge, and chugs it in front of you, laughing diabolically, while (he/she)finishes with a beltch
2)When you are driving and someone pulls out in front of you, causing you to slam on the brakes and blow the horn, as well as possibly causing you to exert excess energy to raise you third phalange (your middle, or "fuck-you" finger)

In both instances you think "fuck, what an asstard...this dick needs to fuck off," thus making the asstard a "fuck dick"

by parker December 29, 2003

Orzali

An Italian who enjoys smoking pot every now and then, well actually, all the time. His hair is in like a big fro. When he is in 4th block he acts extra homosexually

- Have you seen orzali today?
- Italian?
- Yeah, he was in Stamper's room fingering his butthole like normal.

by Parker November 22, 2004