Paper Mills Nation's definitions

Butler County THOT

Southern Ohio’s version of a THOT only they got Mt. Dew mouth and are waiting for their baby daddy to finally come home from the Paper Mill job. Found any place in Butler County where bad country music is playing.

Clint dreads when the Butler County THOTs come into his store with country music blaring and leaving soda bottles everywhere.

by Paper Mills Nation July 2, 2018

Meering

Someone who is a extra in paranormal pornos but never gets to perform in them. Often seen in the background of anal scenes muttering about attack ads.

Ed got a date with Tina after he told her he was a meering back in college.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

Meer

A politician who has zero followers on Twitter and no website.

Warren spent $4 million on attack ad’s but then realized his opponent was a Meer.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

Libertarian Bros

When two straight white males meet up at a Planet Fitness and drop dumbbells on the floor, triggering libtards and the lunk alarm. Often heard reciting Fountain head and dropping soap in the locker room.

Ryan : I’m canceling my membership.

Clint : Why?

Ryan : I no longer feel safe engaging in “locker room talk” ever since these Libertarian Bros showed up.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

New Miami Speed Trap

A sexual act where you hide on the side of the dollar general on Riverside Drive until your cousin comes running by then you drop kick them and start blowing them.

Tina warned Ed about the New Miami Speed Trap but he didn’t listen.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

Patty Point

When your so wrong about a diverse set of issues that people start a score system for your ignorance.

Ed complained about the attack ad’s while Ryan added three patty points on the board for Ed.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

Trenton Twister

A sexual act that involves a family member and a bottle of Mt. Dew. One person takes a large gulp of Mt. Dew and gets on top. While riding, the person then begins to rotate on the dick and starts spitting out the Mt. Dew.

Richard Jones sighed when Pitman asked him what happened to the trailer park. “Damn Trenton Twister.....no survivors” said Jones.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020