Sweety smooty

When your granny thinks you’re just the cute little stuff!

My little Hooty Pooty is such a Sweety Smooty!

by Papazpizza2 February 20, 2024

reverse lib

A conservative that tries to act liberal

Bill: "Did you know Tony said if he was younger he would probably kiss a man?"

Tom:"Yeah he's totally reverse lib!"

by Papazpizza2 November 22, 2019

Smooty

When your mother thinks you are quite the cute little guy!

Did you see my Hooty? He’s such a sweety Smooty!

by Papazpizza2 March 01, 2024

Ol' Larry

A little blue pickup truck. The name just fits.

Well I'm here now! Wanna go for a ride in Ol' Larry?

Good thang I had Ol' Larry around! We'd still be stuck in that mudhole!

by Papazpizza2 November 22, 2019

Wishy washy

When someone changes their mind and buys a Dodge Dakota Club Cab while they were Van shopping.

Day 1
Person 1: We went Van shopping today, finally found what we were looking for!

Person 2: so what kind of Van did you buy?

Person 1: Dodge Dakota Club Cab!

Person 2: 🤯 what the? My brain hurts!

Day 2
Person 1: We’re moving!

Person 2: Ok where?

Person 1: Anywhere but here! It sucks here!

Day 3
Person 2: Did you decide where you are moving?

Person 1: What? Weez not moving anywhere!

Person 2: Dude dat be wishy washy 🤔

by Papazpizza2 October 27, 2023

Rat Daddy

The coolest guy on the block. Almost too cool!!!

“Dude you’re so cool! Youz the Rat Daddy!!!”

But are you the Rat Grandpa?

by Papazpizza2 April 10, 2023

Dodge Dakota Club Cab

It’s is a van, sort of. Well, it’s actually a truck, with Van-like attributes.

Person 1: “Hey bud! Heard you bought a van today! What did you get?”

Person 2: “Dodge Dakota Club Cab.”

Person 1: “😵 💫 huh?”

by Papazpizza2 April 20, 2023