Definitions by Papazpizza2

Reverse Democrat 

When you vote democrat every election cycle without rhyme or reason. You don’t even like any of their policies but think they run the country best… for some unknown reason..

Bob: Hey John, who you voting for this year?
John: Biden, of course! Who else?
Bob: Why?
John: Hmmm, not sure really why…. I’m guess cause I am a democrat?
Bob: Why? They don’t know what gender they are, they want to take your money and give it to druggies, and make your kids watch drag videos…and exterminate innocent children
John: I guess cause… I’m a reverse democrat?!?! Yeah that’s it!!!

Reverse Democrat by Papazpizza2 April 11, 2023

Rat Daddy 

The coolest guy on the block. Almost too cool!!!

“Dude you’re so cool! Youz the Rat Daddy!!!”

But are you the Rat Grandpa?

Rat Daddy by Papazpizza2 April 10, 2023

JA$E Butterfly Effect 

When you did something but your brother JA$E gets the credit…

Father:JA$E fixed my truck!!!
Son: I thought I did…must have been the JA$E Butterfly Effect again…

JA$E Butterfly Effect by Papazpizza2 March 22, 2023

YEOUCH! 

When something happens to you that causes instant pain for a very short period of time.

Yeouch! Oh well. It was just a finger. I got more...

YEOUCH! by Papazpizza2 November 22, 2019

Ol' Larry 

A little blue pickup truck. The name just fits.

Well I'm here now! Wanna go for a ride in Ol' Larry?

Good thang I had Ol' Larry around! We'd still be stuck in that mudhole!

Ol' Larry by Papazpizza2 November 22, 2019

reverse lib 

A conservative that tries to act liberal

Bill: "Did you know Tony said if he was younger he would probably kiss a man?"

Tom:"Yeah he's totally reverse lib!"

reverse lib by Papazpizza2 November 22, 2019

McMuffinitus 

When you need some McD breakfast so bad, you feel sick. People suffering from McMuffinitus feel sick, but are actually starting to regain their health from years of eating that slunch.

I am suffering from McMuffinitus! Hurry! I need some mickey d's!

McMuffinitus by Papazpizza2 August 24, 2017