Conversation style where one person speaks by phrasing a questing in a simple yes/no format, and answering their own question with rapid-fire response. This style is made popular by professional and collegiate coaches during press conferences, and has surfaced in the corporate world. In the latter scenario, this conversation method is employed by people of lower IQ who lack confidence in their ability. True masters of this method will deploy their own third-person reference.
Suzy: Do these pants make me look fat? No. Did I spend too much? To be truthful, yes. Will I score tonight? Definitely.
Tiffanie: Does Tiffanie care about Suzy's self-interview? No. Does Tiffanie wish Suzy would STFU? Yes.
Tiffanie: Does Tiffanie care about Suzy's self-interview? No. Does Tiffanie wish Suzy would STFU? Yes.
by Pale Rider August 28, 2007
Get the Self-Interviewmug. Pick-up line used by a chubby chaser. When phrased as a question, it loosely translates into "I want to sex you, you big fat fatty, and nothing more. Are you interested?" Is particularily effective after excessive drinking, but is equally likely to end with a drink being tossed in the face followed by a slap. Also popular among frat boys, with the latter outcome most likely to occur.
Hollywood: "Moo?"
Fatty: "The fuck did you say, asshole?"
Hollywood, laughing: "Moo?"
Fatty: "Alright daddy, but keep it on the brown low."
Fatty: "The fuck did you say, asshole?"
Hollywood, laughing: "Moo?"
Fatty: "Alright daddy, but keep it on the brown low."
by Pale Rider August 07, 2007
Get the Moo?mug. The practice of overemphasizing generally accepted social norms, whether it be physical, mental, or sexual. A Baystyle-practioner may throw a calous elbow resulting in a bloody nose; merciless taunting that reduces an individual to tears; or an unspeakable, pimp-like sexual experience. The Baystyle originated in the Pacific Northwest and is practiced by an elite few, and to this day it is not uncommon to hear that somone "...got Baystyled".
by Pale Rider June 04, 2007
Get the Baystylemug. Friends and colleagues of Hollywood who must vigilantly endure his peacock tendencies, including constant preening, self-praise, and leering at women, especially fatties.
Clark: Did you and Tina go out with Hollywood last night?
Duncan: Yeah, we were Hollywood Handlers. You should have seen the tramp stamps stretched across some of those wide-load heffers. Hollywood wanted to keep it on the brown low.
Duncan: Yeah, we were Hollywood Handlers. You should have seen the tramp stamps stretched across some of those wide-load heffers. Hollywood wanted to keep it on the brown low.
by Pale Rider August 02, 2007
Get the Hollywood Handlermug. "Tragedy"+"Geocache" = "Tragicache". The activity of geocache, but placement of the cache is designed to emphasize a tragedy. Common participant characteristics include hijacking a conversation and turning it towards the latest tragedy; talking about personal hardships (a.k.a. "TMI"); or dwelling on tragic local news topics.
I am so excited to tragicache the site of that accident that killed three teenagers! I saw it on the news!! Did you know that Victor Gondola also geocaches?
by Pale Rider May 16, 2007
Get the tragicachemug. Short version for "if you will", an overused saying that asks for your permission to say something different than expected. IYW is used primarily by corporate-type individuals and text-messagers to mock individuals who overuse the phrase if you will because the person speaking is illiterate and can't think of the correct way of saying it.
Hello from my pc, iyw.
I met with Harry Crack and Anita Bonghit yesterday. They are both relatively new to their roles, iyw, although most of us have had the opportunity at one time or another over the last few years to work with them on various projects, iyw.
I met with Harry Crack and Anita Bonghit yesterday. They are both relatively new to their roles, iyw, although most of us have had the opportunity at one time or another over the last few years to work with them on various projects, iyw.
by Pale Rider April 18, 2007
Get the IYWmug. Refers to an individual, usually a hothead, that rambles on about their athletic prowess. Popular among beer-league softball players and former high-school athletes that may or may not have earned a Varsity letter. Easily spotted in a crowd by their glorious mullet.
by Pale Rider May 16, 2007
Get the Track Jacketmug.