Wrigleystyle

When two or more people, generally men, simultaneously urinate in a single recepticle. Wrigleystyle originated at Wrigley Field, home to the Chicago Cubs, with the famous urine troughs located in the men's lavatories. Wrigleystyle is not to be confused with the golden shower. The basis for Wrigleystyle is communal bladder relief among drinking buddies, whereas the golden shower is widely recognized as deviant sexual behavior.
I got so trashed with Bay and G-Love last night; we went on a burrito run and ended up going Wrigleystyle in the Taco Bell bathroom.
by Pale Rider May 18, 2007
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dusted chimp

A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.
Danimal: Did you get Tonya in the meeting?
Shredder: How could I miss it- total dusted chimp.
by Pale Rider July 31, 2007
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Self-Interview

Conversation style where one person speaks by phrasing a questing in a simple yes/no format, and answering their own question with rapid-fire response. This style is made popular by professional and collegiate coaches during press conferences, and has surfaced in the corporate world. In the latter scenario, this conversation method is employed by people of lower IQ who lack confidence in their ability. True masters of this method will deploy their own third-person reference.
Suzy: Do these pants make me look fat? No. Did I spend too much? To be truthful, yes. Will I score tonight? Definitely.

Tiffanie: Does Tiffanie care about Suzy's self-interview? No. Does Tiffanie wish Suzy would STFU? Yes.
by Pale Rider August 23, 2007
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Hollywood Handler

Friends and colleagues of Hollywood who must vigilantly endure his peacock tendencies, including constant preening, self-praise, and leering at women, especially fatties.
Clark: Did you and Tina go out with Hollywood last night?
Duncan: Yeah, we were Hollywood Handlers. You should have seen the tramp stamps stretched across some of those wide-load heffers. Hollywood wanted to keep it on the brown low.
by Pale Rider July 05, 2007
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Track Jacket

Refers to an individual, usually a hothead, that rambles on about their athletic prowess. Popular among beer-league softball players and former high-school athletes that may or may not have earned a Varsity letter. Easily spotted in a crowd by their glorious mullet.
Zip it Track Jacket! No one is interested!
by Pale Rider May 03, 2007
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tragicache

"Tragedy"+"Geocache" = "Tragicache". The activity of geocache, but placement of the cache is designed to emphasize a tragedy. Common participant characteristics include hijacking a conversation and turning it towards the latest tragedy; talking about personal hardships (a.k.a. "TMI"); or dwelling on tragic local news topics.
I am so excited to tragicache the site of that accident that killed three teenagers! I saw it on the news!! Did you know that Victor Gondola also geocaches?
by Pale Rider May 03, 2007
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geocache

Activity or hobby (NOT a sport) popular among dorks, knobs and dweebs. Generally consists of hobbit-like nerds hiding and/or burying little cases that their kin seek out. Other activities popular among this group are dungeons and dragons, hanging out in the basement, and for a morbid few, tragicache.
This powertool I work with won't shut up about his weekend geocache.
by Pale Rider May 03, 2007
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