Paco's definitions

tarded

Someone who is so retarded, they are re-retarded. They have therefore gone back on themselves, and are just tarded.

(see Scott Dehnolm)

by paco May 21, 2004

inadvertant snitching

snitching doing something indirectly that will result in your arrest

stealing a car with a tail-light out, or a bumper sticher that says "I LUV DRUGS"

by pAco April 15, 2004

starbucks

An employment haven for college dropouts, musicians, poets, and sundry artsy types, still living at home whilst pressing into their 30's, desperate for health insurance until they can make a living following the muse.

my high school drop out brother just got a job at McDonalds.
Oh yeah! Well, my college drop out sister just got a job at Starbucks. That is; until she makes it as a stage actress.

by paco March 16, 2004

rim flapper

The highly velocitized escape of gaseous matter via the rectum whereby the rim of the sphincter is first inadvertently puckered inward, then violently blown outward causing a momentary flapping as the blast escapes then subsides. The turbulent build up generally occurs as the sphincter is squeezed shut for extended periods. First dates, group meditations, and solemn religious ceremonies frequent such occurrences.

Damn that girl was so sweet I just wanted to sidle up closer, but for that bottled up rim flapper.

by Paco February 27, 2004

wajilo

The act of eating an orange out of a dog's cunt.

I caught daddy performing wajilo on fifi.

by paco September 21, 2003

Defile

1. To attck with force and power. 2. To completely obliterate, rather grotesquely. 3. To maim beyond reason.

Aww man, that guy was defiled. He doesnt have a recognizable body part anywhere after that attack.

by Paco September 18, 2003

Denialate

See Also DEFILE.

You have been denialated.

by Paco September 18, 2003