by pAco April 15, 2004
An alcoholic beverage (usually beer or perhaps malt liquor) consumed inside a moving vehicle. This beverage can be consumed by passenger, driver, or both. Road sodas are illegal in most states due to open container laws. Still, they are widely enjoyed as evidenced by all the beer cans littering rural raodsides.
Let's grab a six pack before we leave, there's nowhere to stop on the way and it's a boring trip without any road sodas.
by Paco January 11, 2006
Any alcoholic beverage consumed inside a moving automobile, but the term is used almost exclusively for beer (or perhaps malt liquor). The beverage is consumed by driver, passenger, or both. This activity is illegal in many states due to open container laws, but is still widely practiced and enjoyed!
"Since your sorry ass is two hours late, we won't have time to tailgate before the concert. Let's pick up some road sodas at the next liquor store."
by Paco June 23, 2005
by paco September 21, 2003
a.k.a Allen a.k.a. David a.k.a. NASCAR Allen. Thinks he's the sweetest driver in the world but is actually almost as bad as a woman on a cellphone.
Dude here comes mitsudave in his cousin's Cobra....Oh shit did you hear him miss second and grind third?
Man I love a nice day of offroading...WTF? Here comes mitsudave across the dunes with his cousin's Trans Am, oh shit he's a moron.
Man I love a nice day of offroading...WTF? Here comes mitsudave across the dunes with his cousin's Trans Am, oh shit he's a moron.
by Paco March 17, 2005
by Paco March 04, 2003
The highly velocitized escape of gaseous matter via the rectum whereby the rim of the sphincter is first inadvertently puckered inward, then violently blown outward causing a momentary flapping as the blast escapes then subsides. The turbulent build up generally occurs as the sphincter is squeezed shut for extended periods. First dates, group meditations, and solemn religious ceremonies frequent such occurrences.
by Paco February 27, 2004