Packets's definitions

Timothy

Time of the Month

My boyfriend and I are trying for a baby but it turned out to be just another Timmy Timothy.

by Packets November 13, 2022

Cryp

Present tense N: a chamber wholly or partly underground. especially : a vault under the main floor of a church. : a chamber in a mausoleum. : an anatomical pit or depression. : a simple tubular gland
V: to build a chamber or vault
Passed Tense: Crypt, to unearth. Distressed. Healed.

The cryps of the heart are red and blue in a diagram.

by Packets November 14, 2022

Velacious

A perfect mix of veracious and fallacious. A really honest and straight forward lie.

He said he was cheating on me after I passed him genial heroes. Shit's velacious!

by Packets December 23, 2022

Pornology

The study of porn.

It's not one of my biggest career interests, but every once in a while I'll continue my knowledge in pornology.

by Packets December 24, 2022

Velacious

A perfect mix of veracious and fallacious. A really honest and straight forward lie.

He said he was cheating on me after I passed him genital herpes. Shit's velacious!

by Packets December 24, 2022

Mastication

1. French: nom féminin: Action de mâcher, de mastiquer

2. English: noun: Of relating to the act of cunnilingus

It is of most elegance and fine dining, that my boyfriend and I engage in the usual mastication, on weekends for date night.

by Packets December 25, 2022

Hexasexual

It's not just one sided.

Celebrities came to me in a dream asking to be my naughty girl. I had to go with Beyonce. I was gifted the term Hexasexual.

by Packets December 27, 2022