PV Person's definitions

Tim Westwood

A former Radio1 "Wigger" DJ who was seriously into black girls.

"Would you like some work experience at Radio 1?"

"Yes, but I have to ask, are you Tim Westwood?? I'd like to keep my virginity."

by PV Person August 4, 2022

Racski

Combination of "Rascist" and "Russki" which is how many Ukrainians describe the Orcish invaders

Racski ship, go to hell!!!

by PV Person January 13, 2023

plaguestan

From the countries who spread the delta variant across Europe and the world, the Indian sub-continent's new name in plaguestan.

I heard the UK was overwhelmed by 5-6000 infected travelling from India and Pakistan, hence the new wave of Covid.
Well, that's why they call it Plaguestan!

by PV Person July 18, 2021

Carpe Nates

"Seize the Bottom" or alternatively seize the buttocks!

My girlfriend has such a nice bum, what should I do?
"Carpe Nates"

by PV Person August 22, 2023

child-bride

A word that Urban dictionary refuse to define..

I tried to define child-bride on UD, but they refused to publish it. Doesn't stop them publishing 1000 different definitions for "nigger"!

by PV Person August 22, 2014

bawl-bag

a woman who cries a lot

(woman starts crying))Aren't i just an 'ole bawl-bag?? (boo-hoo!!)
from "The Notebook" Allies's mother taking about her summer from 25 years ago, 1h33m

by PV Person August 6, 2014

Google Earth detective

A guy (or girl, but unlikely!) who sits on their PC for hours trawling Google maps satellite views, and thinks they call solve things, like the MH370 disappearance, even though it's common knowledge it went down in the Southern Indian Ocean.

I heard some fat guy with BO found MH370 in the Cambodian jungle, Sounds like another "Google Earth detective"

by PV Person February 25, 2022