eurofascist

An anti-Brexiteer (remoaner) who thinks that everyone should be forced to think like they do, and that the democratic will of the UK people should be ignored, and that we should rejoin the EU.
I just mentioned to Bob how nice it'll be to be an independent country again, and went off on a huge rant!! I guess he's a Eurofascist!
by PV Person November 28, 2020
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daddy handles

A slim girls' pelvis, Which sticks out to provide to handy handles
I made good uses of my slim girlfriends' "daddy handles" last night whilst taking her from behind
by PV Person June 03, 2015
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child-bride

I tried to define child-bride on UD, but they refused to publish it. Doesn't stop them publishing 1000 different definitions for "nigger"!
by PV Person August 22, 2014
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Carpe Nates

"Seize the Bottom" or alternatively seize the buttocks!
My girlfriend has such a nice bum, what should I do?
"Carpe Nates"
by PV Person August 22, 2023
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Ready salted avoidance

The habit when you have a large multi-pack of assorted crisp flavours, but end up with 4-6 packs of ready salted at the bottom, because you've preferentially choosen the more tasty flavours
Damn, time to buy a new multi-pack, only ready-salted left!

friend, you must have Ready salted avoidance!
by PV Person June 30, 2021
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Google Earth detective

A guy (or girl, but unlikely!) who sits on their PC for hours trawling Google maps satellite views, and thinks they call solve things, like the MH370 disappearance, even though it's common knowledge it went down in the Southern Indian Ocean.
I heard some fat guy with BO found MH370 in the Cambodian jungle, Sounds like another "Google Earth detective"
by PV Person February 25, 2022
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bawl-bag

(woman starts crying))Aren't i just an 'ole bawl-bag?? (boo-hoo!!)
from "The Notebook" Allies's mother taking about her summer from 25 years ago, 1h33m
by PV Person August 06, 2014
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