A clever technique used by delaying the anticipated reaction time of another in order to affect the desired outcome. The key to this ancient method is found in the timing of one's delivery. To truly master this skillset, one must allow enough time to pass that it renders the other party helpless by making their reaction and/or response a mute point.
The guys and I have been planning our Vegas trip for almost eight months. Considering that I know how pissed my wife is going to be, I'm going to "Joecrastinate" her shit by waiting to tell her as I'm heading to the airport and sipping on a 7&7.
by PTL April 11, 2006
When I heard Al say he had every Yeltention of being back in the ATL by Sunday, I was positive that nigger wasn't coming back until at least Wednesday.
by PTL April 11, 2006
Considering I've left Joe a minimum of five voice messages without as much as one returned call, I think what we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by PTL April 10, 2006
Similar to illusion an ALusion is telling a lie so many times that you actually convince yourself that what you're saying it true.
Me and the boys were going to drive my Chevy to Jimmy's Levy for Memorial Day weekend but were under the ALusion that his Dad was going to be staying there instead.
by PTL May 25, 2006
The art of convincing yourself that what you're saying is true in order to justify lies to cover lies to cover lies to cover lies, etc. If you believe it to be true in your mind, you've already won half the battle.
When I didn't show up or call I knew that had to come up with a pretty good Ralphalization in order to avoid catching shit from everyone. I said that my dog ate my homework, an old friend came in from out of town, my clothes were in the washing machine, I was shaving, my cellphone isn't working...and all of those things really are possible. Therefore, I really didn't lie!
by PTL April 11, 2006
A term commonly used to describe gay Italian men that fantasize about playing baseball for their beloved New York Yankees and/or Mets. In many cases, it's common for their dreams to become sexual in nature.
Lately Donny has been running around the house in his Mets speedo and insisting that everyone refer to him as the Donminator.
by PTL April 11, 2006
A person who tries to justify their own lazy or selfish behavior by convincing themselves that what they are saying is really true.
Dat bastard who works over at Madison Miles has a tindalcy of not calling people back unless he needs a favor. He's got to be one of the sorriest muthafucka's on this planet.
by PTL April 17, 2006