That bitch is a mud duck.
by ps September 06, 2003
A skinny, talentless 19 year old who got more attention and publicity than she deserved for Bend it Like Beckham, when the real star of that film was Parminder Nagra.
While Keira is pretty (no one's denying that), she cannot act at all. Her face is frozen in a blank stare in each of her films; she has the emotional range of a clothes shop mannequin. When Orlando Bloom professes undying love to her at the climax of Pirates of the Caribbean, after two hours of the pair risking life and limb for each other on the high seas, she doesn't even so much as blink. Her blank, unreactive expression appears to be the same when she is being rowed off to her death in Pirates of the Caribbean as it is in Love Actually when she learns that her husband's best friend is in love with her.
Watch her closely in BILB, Pirates, and King Arthur; in all those movies she basically runs around screaming or pouting. Wouldn't exactly call it acting, though.
While Keira is pretty (no one's denying that), she cannot act at all. Her face is frozen in a blank stare in each of her films; she has the emotional range of a clothes shop mannequin. When Orlando Bloom professes undying love to her at the climax of Pirates of the Caribbean, after two hours of the pair risking life and limb for each other on the high seas, she doesn't even so much as blink. Her blank, unreactive expression appears to be the same when she is being rowed off to her death in Pirates of the Caribbean as it is in Love Actually when she learns that her husband's best friend is in love with her.
Watch her closely in BILB, Pirates, and King Arthur; in all those movies she basically runs around screaming or pouting. Wouldn't exactly call it acting, though.
by ps September 22, 2004
One of the ugliest and most overrated actresses in Hollywood. She has scraggly hair, a pasty blotchy complexion, beady little eyes, and a huge clown mouth that's known for unintelligent remarks and a bimbo hyena like laugh - what's attractive about that??
Cameron fits into mainstream Hollywood - white, skinny, blonde, blue-eyed, perky/peppy. It's one of the major reasons for her success as she has NO acting talent whatsoever. Not only that, but look at her filmography and anyone can see those movies are horrific i.e. Very Bad Things, Charlie's Angels, etc. She just needs to disappear off the face of the Earth altogether.
Cameron fits into mainstream Hollywood - white, skinny, blonde, blue-eyed, perky/peppy. It's one of the major reasons for her success as she has NO acting talent whatsoever. Not only that, but look at her filmography and anyone can see those movies are horrific i.e. Very Bad Things, Charlie's Angels, etc. She just needs to disappear off the face of the Earth altogether.
by ps March 15, 2005
Beautiful and talented actress who starred in Bend it Like Beckham, and is now currently on ER. Parminder brings a fresh image to Hollywood, very different from the typical 20 year old Barbie doll image that the media has bombard us with. Her acting is incredible, especially for someone who has never had any formal training.
She has received acclaim for both BILB and ER, but unfortunately still is underrated in Hollywood. She unfortunately was relegated to the secondary role for her work in BILB, and did not get the publicity she deserved. But hopefully, we'll see more of her in years to come.
She has received acclaim for both BILB and ER, but unfortunately still is underrated in Hollywood. She unfortunately was relegated to the secondary role for her work in BILB, and did not get the publicity she deserved. But hopefully, we'll see more of her in years to come.
by ps September 23, 2004
by ps April 28, 2004
An ugly actress who sky-rocketed to Hollywood's 'A-list' not on acting talent, but because of her acting talent, but because of her drinking and drug addictions as a teenager. But that's now covered up by a fake sugary sweet persona who anyone with half a brain should be able to see through.
Drew is an absolutely awful actress with no substantive credits to her famous name. Her performances range from bad to awful, and the roles she selects have zero depth: Charlie's Angels, 50 First Dates, Duplex. Her one good movie is ET, and she hasn't done anything remotely good since.
She's not attractive either with a pudgy uneven face. So, I don't know why she gets all the attention she does.
Drew is an absolutely awful actress with no substantive credits to her famous name. Her performances range from bad to awful, and the roles she selects have zero depth: Charlie's Angels, 50 First Dates, Duplex. Her one good movie is ET, and she hasn't done anything remotely good since.
She's not attractive either with a pudgy uneven face. So, I don't know why she gets all the attention she does.
by ps March 21, 2005
A completely overrated celebrity both in terms of looks and acting ability (or lack thereof).
For some reason, the media has dubbed her to be a beauty queen when she's far from it. She looks like a lollipop to begin with - a HUGE head on top of a skeletal body. She has a big nose, a huge jutting jaw, and thin lips. Her facial features don't match up, and are downright ugly. Thank god her hair saves her, but only somewhat.
In terms of acting, she'll be remembered as playing a fashionable airhead for 10 years. Her filmography is an absolute joke as the roles she chooses have zero depth, emotion, vulnerability or she resorts back to being 'Rachel' which is the only thing she knows to do.
She's more famous for being married to Brad Pitt (another ugly overrated actor) and having great hair than she is being a good actress.
For some reason, the media has dubbed her to be a beauty queen when she's far from it. She looks like a lollipop to begin with - a HUGE head on top of a skeletal body. She has a big nose, a huge jutting jaw, and thin lips. Her facial features don't match up, and are downright ugly. Thank god her hair saves her, but only somewhat.
In terms of acting, she'll be remembered as playing a fashionable airhead for 10 years. Her filmography is an absolute joke as the roles she chooses have zero depth, emotion, vulnerability or she resorts back to being 'Rachel' which is the only thing she knows to do.
She's more famous for being married to Brad Pitt (another ugly overrated actor) and having great hair than she is being a good actress.
by ps March 21, 2005