(verb) - To start masturbating but stop just before orgasm in order to practice self-discipline and save cosmic energy for next time
"My college roomate was liked to masturbrake as a way of building up his inner karma, saying it had something
to do with something he read in an Indian guru's book."
to do with something he read in an Indian guru's book."
by PRwiz101 February 07, 2014
Get the masturbrakemug. (n.) - the print edition of the daily newspaper which arrives in the morning on your doorstep with news that is already old and stale by at least 12 hours
"I am sick and tired of reading the snailpaper edition of the New York Times! By the time it arrives, the front page is already old news. I much prefer reading the Times online website with the up-dated news as it happens."
-- overheard at a bar in the East Village in Manhattan, November 15, 2009
-- overheard at a bar in the East Village in Manhattan, November 15, 2009
by PRwiz101 November 21, 2009
Get the snailpapermug. (n.) - The streetwise attitude of a prostitute, male or female; the attitude of a white collar worker who is about to prostitute himself or herself in order to try to get a promotion at work
"Damn, did you see the prostitude on that streetwalker at the corner of Lexington? She was reeking of it!"
"I hate to do this, but if I want that raise, I am going to have to steel myself and pose with some strong prostitude in the office next week!"
"I hate to do this, but if I want that raise, I am going to have to steel myself and pose with some strong prostitude in the office next week!"
by PRwiz101 October 06, 2009
Get the prostitudemug. "Hey, did you see that thumper sticker on that guy's t-shirt?"
"Wow, the thumper sticker on that woman's t-shirt is cool!"
"Wow, the thumper sticker on that woman's t-shirt is cool!"
by PRwiz101 May 10, 2009
Get the thumper stickermug. (n.) - A period of time when you do not open your email inbox due to travel, moving to a new home, or week-long bedrest due to flu or other health problems.
"Wow, I was out of town for so long, travelling on business, that I just didn't have time to pay attention to the email gap in my inbox."
-- Overheard at an office watercooler in Boston, November 7, 2010
-- Overheard at an office watercooler in Boston, November 7, 2010
by PRwiz101 November 15, 2010
Get the email gapmug. (n.) -- A hi-tech tablet gadget like the iPad or the Kindle which whether nerdy-looking or sleek nevertheless becomes a smudge magnet during use at home or office.
"I love the entire concept of the iPad, but I am just worried it's going to become just another smudge magnet in my home."
-- overheard at a watercooler in a San Francisco office building on January 28, 2010
-- overheard at a watercooler in a San Francisco office building on January 28, 2010
by PRwiz101 January 29, 2010
Get the smudge magnetmug. When Jim Romenesko's news industry blog mentions your name or your newspaper's name with a link to your website.
"Wow, Jim Romenesko linked to my oped piece in the Times today, first time that ever happened! Can't wait to tell my friends that I've been Romenesko'd."
-- overheard in a newsroom in Manhattan, March 12, 2010
-- overheard in a newsroom in Manhattan, March 12, 2010
by PRwiz101 March 30, 2010
Get the I've been Romenesko'dmug.