Definitions by PRESTON

chesticals 

chesticals : Droopy floppy tubular tits on a woman, or elder male. Similar texture and gravity of a males Testicals. Otherwise known as "Oyster Tits"

"dude, your new stepmom has some dangling chesticals"

chesticals by preston July 3, 2006

Metalcore 

A blend of hardcore and metal music that evolved in the mid-to-late 90's ; usually out of context with the norm. With lyrical themes ranging from politics to personal.

Poison the Well, Otep, Slipknot, Unearth, Heaven Shall Burn, etc.

Metalcore by Preston March 9, 2005

~_^ 

Basicly an anime/asian style wink. Cuter version of the -_^ wink.

OMG, you are so cute! *kisses* ~_^

~_^ by Preston March 8, 2005

Cudahy 

A suburb located south of Milwaukee, it is a place where people go to die.

In the twilight of your life, or when you are in your mid-teens people go to Cudahy to live in squalor and die.

Cudahy by Preston January 19, 2005

Mealy Balls 

Pertaining to the presance of foul odor emminating from the male sexual organ.

She was going to give me oral stimulation, but the fragmentation of my testiculation was too horrible. I had mealy balls.

Mealy Balls by Preston November 17, 2004

Sloft off

a gathering of smaller materials, due to moisture, or scraping. Usually pertaining to the fine cheese between your balls after streneous activity.

I was going to go to my girlfriends house for a blow job, but I know I have loads of sloft off dead skin cells.

Sloft off by Preston November 17, 2004

gergel 

Specific to the sound of one who is gagging on the male sexual organ.

She gergeled on my dong.

gergel by Preston November 17, 2004