MILCH

Mother I'd Like to CornHole; a hot older woman or cougar whose ass is delectable
She was probably about 40 years old but had a great looking ass; she was a total MILCH.
by PMax January 30, 2009
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smoker's rights

The misguided and incorrect notion that smokers have, or should have, rights related to their smoking. Chavs and other forms of white trash believe in smoker's rights just like children believe in the tooth fairy. Many people who feel entitled to smoker's rights also feel they are entitled to welfare and Medicaid.
The big fat chav slob got upset when told to put out her cigarette in the restaurant and started yelling "smoker's rights" until everyone laughed at her as she was thrown out of the place. She felt that she had a right to make others smell her gross odor, instead of others having a right to clean air while they enjoyed their dinner. She, of course, was also one of those idiots who thinks that it's unconstitutional to require someone to get a driver license to drive on publicly built and owned roads, to pay income taxes (even though the 16th Amendment explicitly authorizes them). She's probably also so stupid that she doesn't realize she'll get cancer soon, and look wrinkled and ugly before she's 30 years old.
by PMax April 22, 2008
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turnkey

Antoine yelled for more food until the turnkey walked up to his cell and told him to shut up.
by PMax March 15, 2008
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elephant style

Doing it doggy style with a fat chick; banging a plumper from behind.
I took home a big-titted 220 from the bar and I did her elephant style all night.
by PMax April 13, 2008
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fattress

A fat slut; an obese woman who is loose; a fat chick who puts out a lot.
She's such a fattress; her chunky ass had sex with a dozen different guys last semester.
by PMax January 30, 2009
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too much junk in the trunk

An ass that is too fat; a rump that is too plump; being too big in the butt.
Robin would be pretty hot except that she has too much junk in the trunk.
by PMax April 13, 2008
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kahunas

Whoa, look at Sally's kahunas! She must wear a D cup at least!
by PMax March 10, 2008
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