frumping

Hooking up with a frump. Like hogging, but with a bagger or butterface instead of a fat chick. Making it with an ugly or homely girl; screwing a frumpet.
Don went frumping last night and he hooked up with a total Cleveland Brown - she looked nice from the neck down, but she was pretty ugly above the shoulders.
by PMax March 09, 2008
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like a fat kid on cake

To be very much on something or all over something; like white on rice; very attracted to something. The term is especially appropriate to use when describing the attraction of a drunk male to a fat chick, or hogging.
Whoa, look at that hot chick with big tits. I'd love to take her home with me. I'd be all over that like a fat kid on cake.
by PMax October 12, 2008
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frumpet

A woman who is both a frump and a strumpet. A bagger who is a slut. A whore who is also a Cleveland Brown. A butterface who will gladly put out. Frump + strumpet = frumpet.
Amy is such a frumpet. She isn't good looking, but she'll put out for just about any guy.
by PMax March 09, 2008
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Kurt Cobang

A funny way to refer to Kurt Cobain, a lame musician who blew his head off with a shotgun, presumably making the sound "co-bang" in the process.
Kurt Cobang is no more. He blasted his head apart with a shotgun. When he did it, it went "Bang!" That was pretty smart of him to do that. He made a big nasty mess, too.
by PMax March 09, 2008
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jugs for drugs

When a woman shows her tits in exchange for drugs.
She was so hard up that she offered to pull her shirt up and let people take pictures if someone would give her pills or a joint or a rock - it was a classic example of jugs for drugs.
by PMax January 30, 2009
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chocolatier

A person who goes hogging and has sex with a fat chick.
John is such a chocolatier. He brought home a big fat fatty and had sex with her.
by PMax March 15, 2008
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fat bagger

1. A girl who is both fat and a bagger; a Cleveland Brown who is chubby; a butterface with too much junk in the trunk: an overweight girl who is also ugly.

2. A hogger; guy who hooks up with a fat chick; a person who goes hogging and bags a fatty.
1. Eew, look at her - she's ugly as sin and weighs about 200 pounds. She's a fat bagger.

2. John nailed another fatty the other night. He's a fat bagger.
by PMax March 09, 2008
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