calorie queen

A fat chick; a fat girl; a woman who is overweight or obese.
I got so drunk that I ended up shacking up with a calorie queen.
by PMax April 13, 2008
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Dr. J

Julius Erving, a Hall of Fame basketball player. Dr. J played college basketball at UMass and then went to the American Basketball Association where he played for the Virginia Squires and New York Nets. When the ABA and NBA merged, onerous financial conditions placed on the Nets forced them to sell the rights to Dr. J to the Philadelphia 76ers, with whom he had a fantastic career until his retirement in 1987.

Among other feats, in the 1976 ABA All Star Game during the first slam dunk contest Dr. J dunked the ball after leaping from the free throw line.
Dr. J was one of the great players from the American Basketball Association who also dominated in the NBA.
by PMax March 09, 2008
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frump factor

The degree to which a girl is a frump, or the amount by which an otherwise attractive girl has reduced her attractiveness by gaining weight, dressing sloppy or not wearing makeup or doing her hair.
She was really cute, but sometimes she didn't look that great because she would dial up the frump factor by wearing big loose sweatshirts and ratty jeans.
by PMax March 09, 2008
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kute klux klan

A female who is physically attractive but also racist; a hottie who dislikes black people.
Bob: What do you think about Amy? She's pretty hot, I think I might ask her out.

Fred: Dude, she's decent looking, but have you talked to her much? All she says is nigger this, spic that. It gets pretty old.

Bob: Oh, so she's kute klux klan?

Fred: Yeah, dude. You should look elsewhere.
by PMax January 11, 2009
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Cleveland Browning

The act of hooking up with a Cleveland Brown; banging a girl who is ugly but has a nice body; getting with a butterface; shagging a bagger.
Brian went Cleveland Browning the other night. He slept with a girl with a really hot body, but her face was gross.
by PMax March 09, 2008
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MILGDO

Mother I'd Like to Go Down On; an older woman - a cougar or splosher - who you really want to eat out
She was older, but man did I want to eat that - she was a total MILGDO
by PMax January 30, 2009
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Tennessee cologne

The odor that a redneck gets after going for too long without bathing or
showering. Hillbilly aroma.
Cletus only bathed once a week. By Thursday he had some hideous
Tennessee cologne going on.
by PMax January 28, 2009
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