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Tennessee PhD

A GED. So called based on the notion that in Tennessee, a GED is considered an impressive educational achievement.
Leroy was expelled from high school, but by the time we went to college, he had earned his Tennessee PhD through correspondence courses.
by PMax January 20, 2009
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juggsalo

A juggalo who has big tits. A busty Juggalo.
Whoa, look at her painted face and big knockers - what a juggsalo!
by PMax March 18, 2008
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FILF

Fatty I'd Like to Fuck, or Fatso I'd Like to Fuck, or Fat chick I'd Like to Fuck or Fat bitch I'd Like to Fuck. Any target of hogging or nail the whale. At the beginning of the night I thought she was a big flat fatty but after putting back a few I thought she was a hot brabuster.
After ten beers that girl went from a chunkmuffin to a real FILF.
by PMax January 30, 2009
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jugger lugger

1. A chick with big tits.

2. A bra for big jugs.
1. I found myself staring across the bar at that girl with huge tits. She was a real jugger lugger.

2. I brought home from the bar that chick with big tits. I got her shirt off and those big knockers were perched in her jugger lugger.
by PMax April 13, 2008
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Tennessee Go Faster

Ugly things put on a car by a redneck or wigger such as chrome or decals. Rednecks and wiggers act as if such things make their cars go faster. Often found on a ricer.
Billy Joe Jim Bob has an old 1988 Honda ricer that he loaded up with chrome and silly decals. That old klunker is plastered with Tennessee Go Faster and it still sucks. That dumb chav has more junk on his beater than he wears around his neck.
by PMax March 12, 2008
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calorie queen

A fat chick; a fat girl; a woman who is overweight or obese.
I got so drunk that I ended up shacking up with a calorie queen.
by PMax April 13, 2008
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Chimpy Cokespoon

George W. Bush. He looks like a chimpanzee and is said to have used cocaine back when he was an AWOL alcoholic draft dodger during the Vietnam War.
As soon as Chimpy Cokespoon was inaugurated in 2001, our nation's long period of peace and prosperity was over.
by PMax February 12, 2008
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