PMax's definitions

juggalow

A juggalo who is a midget or is very short.

That 4'3" guy with the painted face is about the same size as his 2 liter of Faygo. He is a juggalow. A crowded elevator smells different to him than it does to us.

by PMax March 18, 2008

frump face

A girl with a nice body but an unattractive face. The same thing as a butterface, bagger, frump or Cleveland Brown.

We looked across the bar and thought we saw a hottie - she was slender and had pretty hair. But then she turned around and we saw her homely mug. She was a frump face, unfortunately.

by PMax March 9, 2008

bra buster

A girl or woman with big tits. A chick who is stacked. Someone who has big jugs.

"Look at her! Those must be D cups, at least."

"Yeah - she's a real bra buster!"

by PMax March 11, 2008

hoggy

Chubby, chunky or fat, especially in regard to a female; describes a person who might be the target of a hogger or the subject of hogging. A plumper or BBW or fatty could be described as hoggy.

Drunk Guy: "Dude, I think I might try to hook up with that girl."

Sober Friend: "Are you sure you want to do that?"

Drunk Guy: "Dude, why not? She has big tits!"

Sober Friend: "Yeah, but she's pretty hoggy."

Drunk Guy: "You think so?"

Sober Friend: "Yes. Trust me. You're wearing beer goggles."

by PMax February 11, 2008

Tennessee low rider

The vehicle that results when a fatass gets into a ricer or other klunker and, due to their obese weight, makes the car ride a few inches closer to the ground.

That fatso fatty butt got into that Honda and the suspension sank five inches. Now it is a Tennessee low rider.

by PMax March 12, 2008

eater

1. A person who is eating.

2. A fat chick.

3. Someone who performs oral sex.

1. Look at that eater, chowing down on KFC.

2. Look at that eater, showing off her big tits in that low cut top, hanging out at the bar hoping for a hogger to come take her home.

3. She's such a great eater - she can make me blow it in three minutes usually.

by PMax March 9, 2008

freshman Ferrari

A school bus. So called because in high school most of its passengers are freshmen, and because it is considered to be very uncool, unlike a fancy sports car like a Ferrari. Also called tart cart, yellow limousine, cheese wagon and loser cruiser.

Little brother: "Hey, sis, can I get a ride home from you?"

Big sister: "No. Ride the freshman Ferrari."

by PMax January 11, 2009