PMax's definitions

MILFIA

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass; a hot older woman or cougar with a delectable butt

She was probably about 40 years old or so, but she had a fantastic ass - she was a real MILFIA!

by PMax January 30, 2009

Cleveland Browning

The act of hooking up with a Cleveland Brown; banging a girl who is ugly but has a nice body; getting with a butterface; shagging a bagger.

Brian went Cleveland Browning the other night. He slept with a girl with a really hot body, but her face was gross.

by PMax March 9, 2008

MILGDO

Mother I'd Like to Go Down On; an older woman - a cougar or splosher - who you really want to eat out

She was older, but man did I want to eat that - she was a total MILGDO

by PMax January 30, 2009

Spirits of St. Louis

A basketball team in the American Basketball Association during its final year, 1975-1976, before the ABA merged with the NBA. The Spirits of St. Louis were one of the few teams (the Kentucky Colonels were another that did not join the NBA in that merger. Moses Malone was a star player for the Spirits of St. Louis.

The Spirits of St. Louis were a fun team to watch during the days of the freewheeling ABA.

by PMax February 24, 2008

Tennessee palm pilot

The practice of writing something such as a telephone number on your wrist or hand.

Cletus got Marybelle's phone number, and put it in his Tennessee palm pilot: he wrote it on his hand with ball point pen, yup.

by PMax March 10, 2008

chocolatier

A person who goes hogging and has sex with a fat chick.

John is such a chocolatier. He brought home a big fat fatty and had sex with her.

by PMax March 15, 2008

Tennessee license plate

The ugly tattoo that redneck fat chicks get right above their ass. Also known as a tramp stamp, cum target and ass antlers.

I thought that girl was cute until her shirt rode up her back and I saw her Tennessee license plate. Then I knew that she was a skeezer, and I ignored her after that.

by PMax January 22, 2009