Somenivore

(Noun) A vegetarian with commitment issues. An herbivore is a vegetarian. An omnivore eats anything. A somenivore eats mostly vegetables until he or she is overwhelmed by the smell of grilling meat.
Before you decide how much meat to buy, find out if Trevor's vegetarian today. He's kind of a somenivore.
by PJ the Coug January 24, 2017
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covfefe

(N) Word used to describe a person with so much egotism that he/she cannot admit he/she made even the simplest of mistakes.
"Kevin fell asleep playing online last night. He just said he was 'afk' for four hours. He's got a lot of covfefe."
by PJ the Coug June 02, 2017
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Drumpfounded

(Adj.) A word used to describe American voter who wanted to "make America great again," but is startled to discover that their free medical care is being eliminated, well their wealthy employer gets a tax break.
Tim was drumpfounded to discover that "making America great" meant he no longer had medical, nor could he get it from his cheapskate employer.
by PJ the Coug January 16, 2017
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Beer Headphones

(Noun) The phenomenon of being sufficiently intoxicated that the house cover band at the bar/casino actually sounds good.
Man, Tyler was so drunk last night he actually started dancing to "Brass in Pocket" by the cover band. That boy was wearing some serious Beer Headphones.
by PJ the Coug January 08, 2017
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postpartum recession

N. The period of time after the baby comes, but before you return to work, but you've used up all the baby shower gifts and gift cards.
Brenda experienced a postpartum recession about two months after Tiffanique was born. It was time to get back to work serving lattes at the BuzzBrain Drive-thru.
by PJ the Coug November 19, 2016
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Telecasting

(Verb) The act of yelling at a television screen to a) cheer for your team, b) boo another team, c) chastise a referee, politician, or game show contestant, despite knowing they're hundreds, if not thousands of miles away.
Kenny was Telecasting hard core dieing the last two minutes of the championship game. The team may not have heard him, but he neighbors sure did.
by PJ the Coug January 15, 2017
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Drumpfsticks

(Noun) Those miniature (perfect for tiny hands) drumstick-looking chicken wing parts that come with you order of hot wings.
Awwwwww, man! Almost all these hot wings are Drumpfsticks! They always look good but never deliver!
by PJ the Coug February 03, 2017
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