PJ's definitions

arse marrow

A particularly large and pleasing turd, that has been gestating for a week or so in the bowel area; also a derogatory term of endearment.

1)Alan you fucking arse marrow, where's my screwdriver.
2)My butt is hanging in tatters, you should have seen the size of that arse marrow!

by PJ January 1, 2005

nasty snatch

the most disguisting of all pussies concieved by god
nastiest cooter ever

while walking down broadway i saw this woman,probably over 400 pounds.my friend asked me, that must be some pretty nasty snatch huh?

by PJ April 28, 2003

Kandi

Bracelets made out of chunky beads or pony beads of many colors given as friendly gestures at parties and raves.

i got 5 pieces of kandi at the party last nite!
or
i am a kandi kidd

by PJ December 9, 2003

arse lips

The anal sphincter, the tight rectal muscle, dohnut in shape, that is utilised by the body to stop shit from ooozing over your chums mothers face

ooohhh....Mrs Miggins your arse lips are tight today. Agghh m'nut!!!

by PJ January 9, 2005

popbitch

very 2000, a forgotten era which was once fun but that came under the tyrannous hand of deirdre and the COMPLETE MORON influence of britnee.

britnee signed on at the job centre and bought a tin of diamond white and posted what she thought Cilla Black's hairdresser might like to imagine that Gareth Gates had for breakfast

by pj March 11, 2005

Culchie

Slack jawed yokel type from Ireland.
Talks funny, wears really old clothes, loves Smithwicks and Hurling. Kilkenny folk are probably the worst type.

Anyone from Kilkenny

by PJ December 9, 2003

Shomit

To throw up while shitting on the toilet or anywhere else.

"Hey uh Bill, I just took a shomit in your pillow case" exclaimed James.

by PJ July 26, 2003