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Jealous

Something I'm not when I don't like something, you pieces of shit 6-10 year old retards.
Me: Denisdaily is a shit youtuber.
Fangirl: Ur just jealous ur trying to roast but ur just jealous
Me: I'm not jealous just because I don't like a shitty youtuber, I don't like a shitty youtuber because he is shitty.
by PI55 September 20, 2018
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PETA

An organization that tells others to go vegan.

These pieces of shit don't like it when animals are hurt in any way, but they have killed more than 10000 pets, claiming they were "sick", but they were perfectly healthy.
PETA: YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO KILL ANIMALS, WE ARE!!!
by PI55 September 2, 2018
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St. Anger

NOT the worst Metallica album. Seriously, I don't get why this album is so hated. Yes, "omg the snare sonds so bed" but guess what? Some people don't give a shit about it!
"ST. ANGER IS WORST METALLICA ALBUM EVER"
by PI55 September 22, 2018
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White People

A race. An ordinary race. What else could it be?
Guy 1: I just had a school shooting...
Guy 2: Really? That sucks man.
Random guy: must have been the white people lololololol
by PI55 September 1, 2018
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Grammer

A typo-way of saying "grammar". Or just the fucking retarded way of saying "grammar". This is something you will see on the internet, used by people who correct other people's grammar. What people don't know is... oh yeah... YOU DON'T NEED GRAMMAR TO BE ON THE INTERNET, DUMBASSES!
"squirrels are fucking stupid, why do you even like them"
"Ur so mean! Do not treat grammer like that."
by PI55 September 3, 2018
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Metal

noun 1:
A certain type of substance. Sometimes shiny.

noun 2:
A kick-ass genre of music.

adjective:
Something to describe something brutal or brutally awesome.
example 1:
Guy 1: Why are cars made of mostly metal?
Guy 2: Why not? It's the best option as of today, what else would it be?

example 2:
An absolute fucking retard: Slipknot is not real metal!!!1!!1!
Guy: Why the fuck do you call yourself a metalhead...
An absolute fucking retard: Metalcore is not real metal either!!1!!!!!!1!
Guy: Oh, come the fuck on, are you fucking deaf?

example 3:
8 year old: Metal stinks pop is better
Guy: Shut up, the pop you listen to is literally done with just a computer and a bad voice with autotune.
8 year old: I hope ur mom die
Guy: At least when she is dead, she will still be more productive than you will ever be growing up, just sitting there playing video games.
Mom: don't worry, *insert name* has no parental love

example 4:
Fuck, that turtle ripping the mouse in two was metal as shit.
by PI55 September 1, 2018
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Grammer Nazi

A piece of shit. Yes, I misspelled "grammar" on purpose. I just wanted to piss some people off, you know? Like I always do, with the r/Wooosh or Cat definition?
Me: ugh, squirrels are fucking bitches, they dont deserve to live
Grammer nazi: UR SO MEAN! DONT TREAT GRAMMER LIKE THAT
Me: does it fucking matter? i dont need grammar to be on the internet
Grammer nazi: IT MEANS UR UNEDUCATED AND I HIGHLY DOUBT UR GOOD AT IT
Me: dont be a hypocrite
Grammer nazi: IM NOT BEING HYPOCRITE STOP HATING BITCH
Me: your fault
Grammer nazi: NO ITS NOT UR NOT USING GRAMMAR
Me: Fine. If you want me to fucking use grammar, I will fucking use grammar. Now stop being a fucking hypocrite and learn to use grammar the right way yourself, got that, fuck-face?
by PI55 September 20, 2018
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