one time i was at this party with my friend josh and he was looking at this guys girlfriend in a very friendly and lovable manor, i thought nothing about it, but her boyfriend did, he called my friend a "cock knocker" and shoved a lamp up my friends ass, he was in so much pain or pleasure he went cross eyed. he has never recovered from that tragic moment.
by phil March 09, 2004
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a fighting game exclusivly for the xbox. it has realistic graphics, which justifies a purchase from shallow fanboy fuckedass otakus. mostly hailed as a "great game" because there are half naked women in it. when you win, the emotionless characters stare, and I use that word loosly, at the screen as if they are looking at cue-cards.
Jon: holy shit! I just kept pressing the x button and beat the game on extremely hard!
Tim: but the graphics are realistic. doa is teh best game ev3r!!1111one
Tim: but the graphics are realistic. doa is teh best game ev3r!!1111one
by Phil January 12, 2005
Get the dead or alive mug.The tiny occasional ring in someone's head that occurs for no apparent reason. Kinda like a long, high pitched beep.
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by Phil November 07, 2004
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2) A place inhabited by insane, but charming, people.
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by Phil January 27, 2005
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a band trying to recreate the spontaneity of a dead show. the songs are weak, jamming has it's moments,psychedelia cannot be force- fed. wow! they can play on trampolines. does nothing for my trip.
phish sucks
by phil January 25, 2004
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