pretention

being a donkey, sucking big time

phil is a donkey

by Phil January 24, 2003

Sandbox

A plate or tray that is used for breaking up and snorting cocaine.

My sandbox is a petri dish.
Don't sneeze near the sandbox; you'll get coke all over the floor!

by phil November 14, 2003

military

a. to love to be around men

civilians actually control the military in the united states. so why doesn't the civilians end war by fighting?

by Phil January 27, 2005

Kiwis

This is just a nice way to refer to a dogs balls. Usually most applicable when the dog lays down, his balls will look like fuzzy kiwis squished between his legs. Have to thank my wife for this one.

We have to get the dog fixed soon. I don't want to see his Kiwis anymore.

by Phil July 29, 2003

eyefuck

To undress someone by staring at them constantly, and annoyingly.

Im tired of being eyefucked by that staring son of a bitch.

by Phil December 09, 2008

shitpile

A pile of feces.

Farley is a steaming shitpile!

by phil March 02, 2003

ePornReview

website where wankers can rate their favorite pornstars.

look for me on ePornReview. my name on there is Creamer

by Phil April 14, 2005