Definitions by PETE

Frozen Frank

1. When someone urinates in an ice cube tray and put the piss-cubes in someones drink.
2. When someone makes ice pops out of their urine and sells it like lemonade at a lemonade stand.

1. This is delicious, what's your secret?
2. Mom, Amar was selling Frozen Franks on the corner today, and they were deeeelicious!

Frozen Frank by Pete March 18, 2004

Crusty Craig 

When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.

I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.

Crusty Craig by Pete March 18, 2004

Messy Matt 

When someone is fucking another person in the ass and jizz in their ass. Then the person farts the jizz out onto the someone's face.

I was quite suprised when Jen Messy Matted on me, leaving me with the disgusting smell of fart and the gross texture of jizz on my face

Messy Matt by Pete March 18, 2004

vertical lips 

1. A word that means the same as pussy, twat, and bearded clam.
2. The nice gash in between yo mammas legs.

"Yo man you see that hookers nasty pair of vertical lips with those warts coming outta them!!??!!"

vertical lips by Pete March 18, 2004

meov 

The sound that Bonzi Buddy makes when you type in 'Meow' in the text to speech box.

Fuck you bonzi buddy you spywear piece of shit, I trusted you. Meov.

meov by Pete March 15, 2004

slong 

A penis which is enormous in size

"dude did see that girl with peter?" "yea, she wants him because he's got a big slong" "man i wish i had his slong"

slong by pete March 11, 2004

Winchendon 

Lame ass town in north central Massachusetts filled with incest babies, white trash and dumb asses.

Look at that cross eyed mother fucker, he must be from Winchendon...

Winchendon by PETE March 8, 2004