end-stage comb-over

A comb-over that has reached the end of its service as there is not enough remaining hair to do the job.
Congressman Ted Yoho delivered his apology, but it was no more convincing than his end-stage comb-over.
by PBSPinchback July 22, 2020
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going forward

A completely unnecessary and meaningless corporate buzz phrase that somehow gets shoehorned into every memo, press release or public statement. It can always be eliminated from the text without any effect at all upon the intended meaning.
"If any member of the New England Patriots organization is close enough to a murder investigation to get arrested, it is too close to an unthinkable act for that person to be part of this organization going forward."- Robert Kraft
by PBSPinchback July 08, 2013
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zip-tie Republican

A steadfast believer in a political orientation that was hijacked by a former reality TV host.
Ray still believes the results of the 2020 election can somehow be reversed. Ray is a zip-tie Republican.
by PBSPinchback January 29, 2021
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Yoko bad

An exceptionally terrible musical performance. After Yoko Ono, an utterly talentless performance artist who never would have been allowed anywhere near a recording studio but for her association with the late Beatle, John Lennon.
How was the Good Charlotte show last night?
Really bad. I mean, like, Yoko bad!
by PBSPinchback November 12, 2010
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Trump long-hauler

A person who continues to exhibit symptoms of Trump support for at least six months after the initial bout with the illness.
After having his bullshit detector ravaged by the initial infection four years ago, my neighbor, a Trump long-hauler, has just installed his 2024 lawn sign.
by PBSPinchback March 25, 2021
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what happened next

Click bait to get you to go to the story.
He decapitated his entire family, including his grandparents, but what happened next will truly shock you.
by PBSPinchback June 14, 2015
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cheapfake

A term coined by White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to convince voters that what they are looking at is somehow not real.
A deepfake is a video of Biden talking about how he likes to have cucumbers shoved up his ass, while a cheapfake is a real video that makes Biden look like a dementia patient that we are supposed to believe somehow isn’t real.
by PBSPinchback June 18, 2024
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