PBSPinchback's definitions

CLBP

Acronym for Current Lower Back Problems. Typically an older woman with large pendulous breasts with just a hint of wanton sag that gamely soldiered on without resorting to a surgical reduction. Such women deserve our respect and admiration.

As an aging boomer, I’m grateful to have my CLBP in my declining years.

by PBSPinchback June 8, 2020

Trump long-hauler

A person who continues to exhibit symptoms of Trump support for at least six months after the initial bout with the illness.

After having his bullshit detector ravaged by the initial infection four years ago, my neighbor, a Trump long-hauler, has just installed his 2024 lawn sign.

by PBSPinchback March 25, 2021

multiphobe

A convenient all-encompassing epithet to direct toward anyone who thinks differently.

Jared refuses to memorize pronouns. Jared is a multiphobe.

by PBSPinchback August 23, 2022

funking through

When a musician insists on playing a funky part in spite of the fact that the funk is not being supported by other band members, esp. drummers.

Greg’s funking through this gig no matter what.

by PBSPinchback January 27, 2022

participation trophy

A trophy that is awarded, usually to a child, simply for participating. It is based upon the idea that this will enhance their self-esteem and somehow make them better adults. Despite the fact that there is absolutely no empirical evidence to support this idea, the trophies continue to be awarded. These children ultimately become young adults who can't quite understand why employers in the real world do not share their exalted vision of themselves. Disillusioned and bitter, with plenty of time on their hands, many participated in the Occupy Wall Street movement. Ironically, no trophies were awarded for participation in this event.

Let's show Dillon how much we love him by awarding him a participation trophy for doing absolutely nothing.

by PBSPinchback January 25, 2014

cheapfake

A term coined by White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to convince voters that what they are looking at is somehow not real.

A deepfake is a video of Biden talking about how he likes to have cucumbers shoved up his ass, while a cheapfake is a real video that makes Biden look like a dementia patient that we are supposed to believe somehow isn’t real.

by PBSPinchback June 18, 2024

talking hairdo

A male media personality, often with a severely constrained intellect, that manages to have a successful career based almost entirely on a thick, full, lush head of hair.

David Muir is a talking hairdo.

by PBSPinchback January 9, 2025