A male media personality, often with a severely constrained intellect, that manages to have a successful career based almost entirely on a thick, full, lush head of hair.
by PBSPinchback January 09, 2025

A trophy that is awarded, usually to a child, simply for participating. It is based upon the idea that this will enhance their self-esteem and somehow make them better adults. Despite the fact that there is absolutely no empirical evidence to support this idea, the trophies continue to be awarded. These children ultimately become young adults who can't quite understand why employers in the real world do not share their exalted vision of themselves. Disillusioned and bitter, with plenty of time on their hands, many participated in the Occupy Wall Street movement. Ironically, no trophies were awarded for participation in this event.
Let's show Dillon how much we love him by awarding him a participation trophy for doing absolutely nothing.
by PBSPinchback January 25, 2014

A term coined by White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to convince voters that what they are looking at is somehow not real.
A deepfake is a video of Biden talking about how he likes to have cucumbers shoved up his ass, while a cheapfake is a real video that makes Biden look like a dementia patient that we are supposed to believe somehow isn’t real.
by PBSPinchback June 18, 2024

The beginning of a straw man response to an online statement that does not conform to the prevailing narrative. The former Chancellor of the Third Reich is often invoked before being punctuated with the phrase, “Got it!”
“I think that affirmative action now often ends up harming the people that it was originally supposed to help.”
“So you’re saying that you think Hitler had the right idea all along. Got it!”
“So you’re saying that you think Hitler had the right idea all along. Got it!”
by PBSPinchback March 18, 2022

He decapitated his entire family, including his grandparents, but what happened next will truly shock you.
by PBSPinchback June 18, 2015

A contagious ideological mindset that tends to infect susceptible groups, such as collage professors, television news reporters, actors, and obese, green-haired, non-binary gender fluid demiboys.
Tyler, an obese, green-haired, non-binary gender fluid demiboy (her/them) has been infected with the woke mind virus.
by PBSPinchback April 20, 2022

A person who continues to exhibit symptoms of Trump support for at least six months after the initial bout with the illness.
After having his bullshit detector ravaged by the initial infection four years ago, my neighbor, a Trump long-hauler, has just installed his 2024 lawn sign.
by PBSPinchback March 25, 2021
