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what happened next

He decapitated his entire family, including his grandparents, but what happened next will truly shock you.
by PBSPinchback June 18, 2015
mugGet the what happened nextmug.

So you’re saying

The beginning of a straw man response to an online statement that does not conform to the prevailing narrative. The former Chancellor of the Third Reich is often invoked before being punctuated with the phrase, “Got it!”
“I think that affirmative action now often ends up harming the people that it was originally supposed to help.”
“So you’re saying that you think Hitler had the right idea all along. Got it!”
by PBSPinchback March 18, 2022
mugGet the So you’re sayingmug.

education bubble

A state of affairs where a recent college graduate comes to the realization that the job that he expected would pay for the school loans for his overpriced education does not, and possibly will not, exist. The academic equivalent of the guy who took a 400K mortgage for a one bedroom condo where you can see the water if you stick your head far enough out the bathroom window.
It's ramen noodles again tonight, honey. Sorry, education bubble.
by PBSPinchback August 10, 2010
mugGet the education bubblemug.

Yoko bad

An exceptionally terrible musical performance. After Yoko Ono, an utterly talentless performance artist who never would have been allowed anywhere near a recording studio but for her association with the late Beatle, John Lennon.
How was the Good Charlotte show last night?
Really bad. I mean, like, Yoko bad!
by PBSPinchback November 14, 2010
mugGet the Yoko badmug.

CLBP

Acronym for Current Lower Back Problems. Typically an older woman with large pendulous breasts with just a hint of wanton sag that gamely soldiered on without resorting to a surgical reduction. Such women deserve our respect and admiration.
As an aging boomer, I’m grateful to have my CLBP in my declining years.
by PBSPinchback June 8, 2020
mugGet the CLBPmug.

cheapfake

A term coined by White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to convince voters that what they are looking at is somehow not real.
A deepfake is a video of Biden talking about how he likes to have cucumbers shoved up his ass, while a cheapfake is a real video that makes Biden look like a dementia patient that we are supposed to believe somehow isn’t real.
by PBSPinchback June 18, 2024
mugGet the cheapfakemug.

Trump long-hauler

A person who continues to exhibit symptoms of Trump support for at least six months after the initial bout with the illness.
After having his bullshit detector ravaged by the initial infection four years ago, my neighbor, a Trump long-hauler, has just installed his 2024 lawn sign.
by PBSPinchback March 25, 2021
mugGet the Trump long-haulermug.

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