education bubble

A state of affairs where a recent college graduate comes to the realization that the job that he expected would pay for the school loans for his overpriced education does not, and possibly will not, exist. The academic equivalent of the guy who took a 400K mortgage for a one bedroom condo where you can see the water if you stick your head far enough out the bathroom window.
It's ramen noodles again tonight, honey. Sorry, education bubble.
by PBSPinchback August 10, 2010
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antecovidian

The time period of human life prior to the appearance of the COVID-19 virus.
Concerts, shows, movies, restaurants, all the things that makes us human; I miss my antecovidian life.
by PBSPinchback April 25, 2020
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Generation Tide Pod

People born after the turn of the 21st century, or slightly before. These people have, for a variety of reasons, concluded that it is a good idea to eat laundry detergent.
That buzzfeed piece was written by a member of generation Tide Pod.
by PBSPinchback February 21, 2018
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HDTV dinner

An upscale, gourmet version of a conventional TV dinner.
Honey, it's date night! Let's nuke a couple of HDTV dinners.
by PBSPinchback June 19, 2010
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woke mind virus

A contagious ideological mindset that tends to infect susceptible groups, such as collage professors, television news reporters, actors, and obese, green-haired, non-binary gender fluid demiboys.
Tyler, an obese, green-haired, non-binary gender fluid demiboy (her/them) has been infected with the woke mind virus.
by PBSPinchback April 20, 2022
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talking hairdo

A male media personality, often with a severely constrained intellect, that manages to have a successful career based almost entirely on a thick, full, lush head of hair.
David Muir is a talking hairdo.
by PBSPinchback January 09, 2025
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going forward

A completely unnecessary and meaningless corporate buzz phrase that somehow gets shoehorned into every memo, press release or public statement. It can always be eliminated from the text without any effect at all upon the intended meaning.
"If any member of the New England Patriots organization is close enough to a murder investigation to get arrested, it is too close to an unthinkable act for that person to be part of this organization going forward."- Robert Kraft
by PBSPinchback July 08, 2013
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