Definitions by PBSPinchback
Trump long-hauler
A person who continues to exhibit symptoms of Trump support for at least six months after the initial bout with the illness.
After having his bullshit detector ravaged by the initial infection four years ago, my neighbor, a Trump long-hauler, has just installed his 2024 lawn sign.
Trump long-hauler by PBSPinchback March 25, 2021
zip-tie Republican
Ray still believes the results of the 2020 election can somehow be reversed. Ray is a zip-tie Republican.
zip-tie Republican by PBSPinchback January 29, 2021
upwriting
A style of writing where declarative sentences are punctuated with a question mark instead of a period. It allows the writer to appear just as stupid and insecure on the printed page as they do in conversation.
upwriting by PBSPinchback December 7, 2020
end-stage comb-over
A comb-over that has reached the end of its service as there is not enough remaining hair to do the job.
Congressman Ted Yoho delivered his apology, but it was no more convincing than his end-stage comb-over.
end-stage comb-over by PBSPinchback July 22, 2020
mouth mask
A mask worn in a fashion that covers the mouth only. This leaves the nose free for easier breathing while creating the impression that one is conforming to COVID protocols. This style has been observed everywhere from Walmart checkout lines to presumptive nominees for President of the United States.
mouth mask by PBSPinchback June 27, 2020
CLBP
Acronym for Current Lower Back Problems. Typically an older woman with large pendulous breasts with just a hint of wanton sag that gamely soldiered on without resorting to a surgical reduction. Such women deserve our respect and admiration.
CLBP by PBSPinchback June 8, 2020
antecovidian
Concerts, shows, movies, restaurants, all the things that makes us human; I miss my antecovidian life.
antecovidian by PBSPinchback April 25, 2020