windjammer

Extremly large turd that causes huge amounts of pain when being passed.
arrrrrrrrghhhhh is normally the expression that goes with windjammer
by paul December 25, 2003
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chavvy

Chatham Chavvy or Chav

A wearer of Baseball hat wanna be Gangsta type...a Gary..Think they are hard..but are mummies boys from the suburbs...Here is how they are refered to by Millwall South Londoners as Pikeys or Gypsies i.e Chavvy is the Gypsey word for Child....Chav or Chavvy
Heres a Millwall song about them..

Gold & Nikey

We can't read and we can't write
But I wear gold and nikey
We come up from Gillingham
We are ****in pikies

Paul
by Paul January 21, 2004
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Fuckheads in Duckheads

An expression that refers to a large gathering of preppie college guys usually in Duckhead khakis or cutt-offs. Often they are in Greek associations and are rather stuck-up.
I wanted to see the new band at the bar last night but I couldn't get in. THe place was packed with Fuckheads in Duckheads.
by Paul August 23, 2004
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Dine-and-Dick Date

A type of girl that a guy dates that is easily impressed with expensive dinners and often offers sex out of adoration for the fact that the man has bought such an expensive and impressive meal. Often refers to a girl that has low self-esteem.
I can't wait until Saturday, I have a Dine -and-Dick Date with Sylvia.
by Paul August 23, 2004
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DBASE

To lower ones self or to lower another's self esteem
To believe in things said in spite anger or jealousy.

To say to someone your crap or no good at something or you don't look nice when in reality all is actually fine.
by Paul March 12, 2004
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macbook pro

Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.
You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!
by Paul June 18, 2006
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North Canton

A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentown think they live here, but they don't.
Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."
by Paul June 19, 2004
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