PAUL's definitions

macbook pro

Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.

You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!

by Paul June 18, 2006

NS

Acronym for Nation State or Nation States, an online political simulation game.

My NS just became a Father Knows Best State.

by Paul November 23, 2004

Wrestler

A Worker who works, over 300 days a year and who brings excitment to the world.

The Hurricane

by Paul May 13, 2004

Simoned

to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic

i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!

by Paul February 8, 2004

spacktard

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

by Paul January 22, 2004

waf

Wife Acceptance Factor

A 133" wide TV has a low WAF.

by Paul July 2, 2004

big head

an unusually large head in proportion to one's body - so much so that it bounces around

she's got a head like the taco bell dog

by paul March 11, 2004